Help me internt. You are my only hope. I’ve got some hybrid head cold/ horrible allergy thing going on and I am desperate. The Day Quil isn’t making it all better, the Tylenol Allergy Sinus stuff (which usually rocks my nasal world) isn’t helping. I am completely stuffed up and my throat itches like crazy. [...]
If All of My Friends Jumped Off of a Bridge…
March 10, 2009
Yes Mom, if all of my friends jumped off a bridge I would too. And THAT is why I am one day three of Jillian Michaels – 30 Day Shred. It is also why my shoulders hurt. It is only a twenty minute work out. I thought “Well, hell. I can do anything for 20 [...]
Chris Bown, Nickelodeon, a Picture and a Link
March 9, 2009
I hate to just give you one link and then send you away, but this is really bothering me. Nickelodeon is leaving Chris Brown on the ballot for the 2009 Kids’ Choice awards.
If is wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all.
March 8, 2009
In the past 15 hours: 1) My car broke. 2) My laundry sink backed up and filled up with a mysterious black liquid. 3) I didn’t win the $3000 raffle at my preschool auction even though I totally sang the magnet to money song. Out loud. At the fundraiser. 4) I nearly killed my self [...]
Again With the Too Much Honesty
March 6, 2009
Ian: Mommy, did you know if a vampire bites a pony the pony would die? Me: No way. It would turn into a vampire pony. *** I know this isn’t really a vampire pony, but still, what the hell? Edward Scissorpony? Here is a vampire pony.
The Lesser of Two Evils
March 5, 2009
Which is a bigger sin, leaving the shopping cart in the parking lot or leaving your children alone in the car and walking away?
Randomness Part 127
March 4, 2009
Congratulations to my friend Kim from Passion & Art who won my contest. She guessed that I was reading Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk. She hasn’t read the book, but she is quick with the Google. ___ What else? Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson had to eat dog treats on German TV. ___ I continue to [...]
Why I Almost Had to Explain Exorcism to a Four Year Old
March 2, 2009
Early on I made a promise to myself that I was going to try not to lie to my children.* I said to myself (and clearly this was before my children were old enough to speak) “Self, you are going to be the mom that answers every why as well as you can. You are [...]
What The Hell Is Sarah Reading – A Contest
March 2, 2009
I promised you a contest and a contest you shall have. This is one of those first come first served things so the first reader with the correct answer will receive a copy of Katherine Center’s new novel Everyone Is Beautiful. Remember? I have two of them. So here is the deal – the first [...]
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