As the children were dying their Easter Eggs (Heathens still follow secular traditions for religious holidays. The egg and chocolate industries have won this round. *shakes fist wildly at the sky*) I found something disturbing under my dining room table.
Two whole dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
As a parent I have grown accustomed to finding food on my floor, but usually it is a few peas or some pasta or yogurt. This was different.
This had to be on purpose.
They were practically still warm.
When confronted, it turned out that Claudia has thrown the afore mentioned chicken nuggets on the floor so that it would appear she had finished her dinner thus qualifying for dessert.
Son of a…
It was deliberate dishonesty. She wasn’t even really surprised when she got caught.
So herein lies the problem. What is an appropriate punishment for a four year old for this kind of crime? Revoke dinosaur nugget privileges? Take away desserts? For how long?
Help me internet.