June 27, 2009

This morning I told my kids that if they drank dish washing liquid they would toot bubbles.

They think I am the greatest comedian that ever lived.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 9:40 am • Parenting, potty humor   

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9 Responses to “How I Became the Most Hilarious Mother – Ever”

1. June 27th, 2009 at 12:16 pm, Karly Says:

   So, are they now hiding out in the kitchen downing the dishwashing liquid?

2. June 27th, 2009 at 3:16 pm, Kathi D Says:

   OK, don’t ask me how I know. But you are a goddamn liar.

3. June 29th, 2009 at 5:26 am, Vic Says:

   Ew!
   But you know I’ll have to try this one on the boy now!

4. June 29th, 2009 at 8:34 am, Tito Says:

   Better call poison control and find out what they recommend ahead of time.

5. June 29th, 2009 at 8:37 am, Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah Says:

   Don’t worry. These clowns won’t even drink juice.

6. June 29th, 2009 at 10:16 am, patois Says:

   My youngest would have taken a big ole swig. Just to prove me wrong.

7. June 29th, 2009 at 1:17 pm, MereCat Says:

   Isn’t that awesome? Don’t you wish all audiences were that gracious?

8. June 29th, 2009 at 5:43 pm, Aimee Greeblemonkey Says:

   TOTALLY STEALING THAT!

9. July 3rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm, nonlineargirl Says:

   I would never tell Ada that – she already likes to drink bathwater, and this would just be added incentive to drink soapy water.