July 8, 2009
After a particularly treacherous experience in the Trader Joe’s parking lot he said
Mommy?
Yes, baby?
That lady…
Yeah?
She was in our fucking way.
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In his defense, she was totally in our fucking way.
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July 8th, 2009 at 9:24 pm, Lori Says:
OOOoooH! I know I shouldn’t laugh. I know its going to come back to haunt me but still – hee hee hee hee hee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
July 8th, 2009 at 10:19 pm, Stimey Says:
As long as what he says is defensible.
July 8th, 2009 at 10:34 pm, Crystal Says:
Too funny.
July 8th, 2009 at 10:53 pm, Stephanie Nichols Says:
Gotta love truths that come from the mouths of babes.
July 9th, 2009 at 12:30 am, Rachel Says:
My uncle was in the navy and, as the saying goes, cussed like a sailor. Well his daughter was around 2 when this wholesome family moment occured. My uncle was facing his daughter and was telling her she couldn’t do something she wanted to do. He turned back to my parents, satisfied his work was done. My cousin very clearly said “mother fucker” to his back. And then we all laughed our asses off.
July 9th, 2009 at 12:31 am, Rachel Says:
Also, did you say “yeah, she really was” or go for a more parent-appropriate response?
July 9th, 2009 at 12:32 am, De in D.C. Says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Of course, I’d wash my own kid’s mouth out with soap, but I’m a hypocrite.
And that Trader Joe’s parking lot is a fucking nightmare!
July 9th, 2009 at 5:19 am, Kathi D Says:
When the kid is right, he’s right.
July 9th, 2009 at 8:30 am, ClumberKim Says:
After the sex ed post a few days ago I was gonna ask if you’d take my kids for a few days. May have to re-think that. Mr C would keel over.
July 9th, 2009 at 8:52 am, Alison Says:
That’s fucking hilarious.
July 9th, 2009 at 8:58 am, Molly Says:
Max asked me to “pass the goddamned syrup” this morning.
I told him we only had maple.
July 9th, 2009 at 9:01 am, Jenni Says:
someone is always in the fucking way in the trader joe’s parking lot. he’s just calling them like he sees them.
July 9th, 2009 at 12:36 pm, Nicole Says:
Priceless!
July 9th, 2009 at 12:41 pm, Kelly Says:
At least he’s using it appropriately.
July 9th, 2009 at 2:25 pm, Catizhere Says:
Yep. BTDT.
My at the time 2 year old told her father that Mommy said a bad-word in the car. Daddy asks, “What word?” Maggie stands up proudly and says, “Futtin’ Bitz!!” Hey, the lady cut me off. I had to respond.
July 9th, 2009 at 2:38 pm, Kathleen Says:
As someone who regularly drops the F-bomb around my children, despite repeated pledges not to, I can totally identify.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:19 pm, Lisa Says:
Hahaha, well, if he’s right!
My kid learned “hump” the other day. As in, look ma, that dog is humping that other dog in the back of that truck! (While it was going 35 mph, through town, tailgate open!)
July 9th, 2009 at 11:03 pm, Sugar Says:
Well, if she was in the way…fuck her.
July 9th, 2009 at 11:10 pm, Trish Says:
Ian’s keeping it real yo!
July 10th, 2009 at 9:13 am, Michelle Says:
ahhhh haaaaaaaaa!
July 10th, 2009 at 11:07 am, patois Says:
My fuckin’ spouse complains about my fuckin’ use of profanities all the time. But I think your kids will see the principal before the second month of kindergarten.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:45 pm, TwoBusy Says:
Dude…
That’s made of awesome.
July 13th, 2009 at 2:12 pm, Susan Bearman Says:
Hah! And I get embarrassed when my kids say: “Hey, get out of the way. Don’t you know we’re more important than you are?” I guess I forgot to mention to them that we only say that in the car. With the windows rolled up.
July 13th, 2009 at 4:08 pm, Pocklock Says:
And fast forward 5 years and this will be my kid! Not only are most people in my fucking way, but they’re usually fucking idiots too!
July 13th, 2009 at 7:58 pm, Parentopia Devra Says:
That lady was in our fucking way last week in the Trader Joe’s parking lot.