I Have Got to Learn to Watch My Mouth

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  1. OOOoooH! I know I shouldn’t laugh. I know its going to come back to haunt me but still – hee hee hee hee hee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  2. As long as what he says is defensible.

  3. Too funny.

  4. Gotta love truths that come from the mouths of babes.

  5. My uncle was in the navy and, as the saying goes, cussed like a sailor. Well his daughter was around 2 when this wholesome family moment occured. My uncle was facing his daughter and was telling her she couldn’t do something she wanted to do. He turned back to my parents, satisfied his work was done. My cousin very clearly said “mother fucker” to his back. And then we all laughed our asses off.

  6. Also, did you say “yeah, she really was” or go for a more parent-appropriate response?

  7. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Of course, I’d wash my own kid’s mouth out with soap, but I’m a hypocrite.

    And that Trader Joe’s parking lot is a fucking nightmare!

  8. When the kid is right, he’s right.

  9. After the sex ed post a few days ago I was gonna ask if you’d take my kids for a few days. May have to re-think that. Mr C would keel over.

  10. That’s fucking hilarious.

  11. Max asked me to “pass the goddamned syrup” this morning.

    I told him we only had maple.

  12. someone is always in the fucking way in the trader joe’s parking lot. he’s just calling them like he sees them.

  13. Priceless!

  14. At least he’s using it appropriately.

  15. Yep. BTDT.
    My at the time 2 year old told her father that Mommy said a bad-word in the car. Daddy asks, “What word?” Maggie stands up proudly and says, “Futtin’ Bitz!!” Hey, the lady cut me off. I had to respond.

  16. Kathleen says:

    As someone who regularly drops the F-bomb around my children, despite repeated pledges not to, I can totally identify.

  17. Hahaha, well, if he’s right!

    My kid learned “hump” the other day. As in, look ma, that dog is humping that other dog in the back of that truck! (While it was going 35 mph, through town, tailgate open!)

  18. Well, if she was in the way…fuck her.

  19. Ian’s keeping it real yo!

  20. Michelle says:

    ahhhh haaaaaaaaa!

  21. My fuckin’ spouse complains about my fuckin’ use of profanities all the time. But I think your kids will see the principal before the second month of kindergarten.

  22. Dude…

    That’s made of awesome.

  23. Hah! And I get embarrassed when my kids say: “Hey, get out of the way. Don’t you know we’re more important than you are?” I guess I forgot to mention to them that we only say that in the car. With the windows rolled up.

  24. And fast forward 5 years and this will be my kid! Not only are most people in my fucking way, but they’re usually fucking idiots too!

  25. That lady was in our fucking way last week in the Trader Joe’s parking lot.

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