I Have Got to Learn to Watch My Mouth

After a particularly treacherous experience in the Trader Joe’s parking lot he said Mommy? Yes, baby? That lady… Yeah? She was in our fucking way.

You Haven’t Lived Until Warren Sapp Has LOLd You

Oh yes he did. I love twitter.

Sesame Street Slayer

Thanks to The Kaiser and the genius at Metal Injection I bring you Sesame Street Slayer. I’m not sure who loves this more – me or my kids.

What do you title a post that involves teaching your kids about sex in front of your in-laws?

It was the third of July. We were at the beach house. I was sitting in a chair innocently reading a book. My father-in-law and my husband were also reading books in the same room. My mother-in-law was upstairs giving the children a bath and all was well. Then the bath ended and the children [...]

Time for Me to Abdicate the Drama Queen Crown

My daughter is asserting that if I make her clean her room she is going to die. I maintain that nobody has ever died from cleaning their bedroom. Can you guys back me up on this? It appears my time has come to abdicate the Drama Queen crown.