You have read all four books, plus The Host. You saw Twilight seven times in the movie theater and you bought the special collectors edition DVD. You have the New Moon trailer saved on your desktop. You are a card carrying Cullenist. The only thing you are missing is Edward and Bella barbies.
Luckily for you Mattel is all over that shit.
Awww yeah. If it didn’t look like the Edward Ken doll was about to perform in some sort of Kabuki play and if he was a blonde (Good God, Meyer does go on and on about how he has golden highlights doesn’t she?) and… why are his legs so skinny, do all Ken dolls look like that and I just forgot or is it tight legged jeans?
Whatever, they don’t look much like Edward or Bella, but they are good enough if you are 12 years old and looking for some hot vampire on human action. They are also good enough if you are a lonely 45 year old.
What one should really consider is buying these, keeping them in the original packaging and selling them on eBay in 25 years when the baby hipsters that are just now being born are into Twilight ironically. You could make a fortune!
According to the press release I got you will be able to buy these starting in November (just in time for New Moon) for $24.95 wherever Barbies are sold. Whiteface included.