Don’t ask me how she did it, but Claudia scraped her butt on a tree.
She was wearing jeans and climbing in a tree she knows she isn’t supposed to be in and somehow she has a huge scratch on her ass.
I heard her crying outside, but since she has a fit about every 45 seconds I decided to ignore her. Who knew that this time would be a legitimate injury?
(Seriously, last time I went out there to see why she was crying so loudly it was because Ian ruined her life by not letting her stand near the see-saw.)
To fix her problem I got out one of those huge 1 3/4 inch by 4 inch band aids that has some sort of antibiotic prepackaged on it.
I joked with her.
This is going to cover your whole butt.
Please don’t put it over the crack, Mommy. She said, Or else I won’t be able to poop.
I didn’t, but I like how her mind works. I think.