Last night I dreamed that I started smoking again.
It was such a realistic dream that I can tell you exactly how many cigarettes I smoked.
I woke up feeling terrible about myself.
When will this stop?
My Mom quit smoking in 1980. It has been almost 30 years and I remain under strict instructions that whenever the doctors tell her that she is going to die (she is fine now, she has been telling us this for years) I am to bring a carton of Newports to the hospital where she will smoke them one by one.
Yes, I know you can’t smoke in hospitals anymore. I am assuming we will be able to wheel her out to the smoking section or something.
My question for you is does this ever end? How long do I have to go without a cigarette before I stop having dreams about smoking?