November 24, 2009

Really? Out of anywhere in the entire house you choose to sit here?

Hi, my name is Sarah and I photoshop stains out of pictures of my carpet. I never thought this is how I would spend my time as an adult.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 4:28 pm • I Have Issues, Son of a..., The Cats

10 Responses to “Jerk”

November 24th, 2009 at 5:23 pm, Laurie Says:

It’s his house, whatever.

Also that Photoshop alteration of reality is a marketable skill, you know.
November 24th, 2009 at 8:09 pm, Karly Says:

I once photoshopped weeds out of my garden. So yeah, I can relate.
November 24th, 2009 at 9:09 pm, Mac and Cheese Says:

I once photoshopped wrinkles out of my shirt that drew attention to my gut.

Why don’t you just photoshop the cat out of the puzzle?
November 24th, 2009 at 9:44 pm, lumpyheadsmom Says:

Hell of a lot easier than renting a stupid steam cleaner.
November 24th, 2009 at 9:54 pm, Kathi D Says:

Hey! I need to stop this stupid cleaning and just take some pictures of the house and Photoshop them! Genius!
November 25th, 2009 at 12:22 am, Tam Says:

It took me, like five minutes, to realise the cat wasn’t part of the puzzle.

Someone photoshoped out my brain i suspect.
November 25th, 2009 at 8:44 am, Tammy Says:

I love photoshop (and your jerk cat). I once photoshopped out my double chin.
November 25th, 2009 at 10:43 am, Stimey Says:

1. We have that very same puzzle.

2. I’ve photoshopped crumbs off of my kitchen counter before.

3. Cats are assholes.
November 25th, 2009 at 2:41 pm, Suebob Says:

Photoshop: housekeeping for the tech-savvy.
November 27th, 2009 at 8:59 pm, Headless Mom Says:

Is there a way to just photoshop new carpet all together? Cuz the blue just isn’t doing it for me. Actually never has, and now I’m regretting bellying up when we moved in. Yuck.