On Mean Girls and Soccer and Violence

I wrote this piece about Elizabeth Lambert yesterday for BlogHer. I’ve had some negative feedback (which I anticipated) but I am wondering what you guys think. I do see soccer as a violent sport. Am I wrong? As soon as I saw the Elizabeth Lambert video I knew that I would be writing about her [...]

Better Make Mine a Double

I have twins… No really, make mine a double. And if you need one of these you should talk to my friend Kristen.

I’m Going to Vote, but I am Still Mad at You

Dear Everybody Running for Everything, At this point the best way to earn my vote is to promise to propose legislation to make all those damn automated phone calls telling me who I should vote for illegal. Thank you for your time. Sincerely, Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah ps – Stop calling my house after 8:30 [...]

On Handwriting

This is for Beth. Feel free to play along.