Comments on: There is Nothing Metal About Crying

By: Lisse

Lisse — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:00:58 +0000

Wow. I do not recognize a single one of the bands you mentioned.

I am old.

By: anita tedaldi

anita tedaldi — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:30:20 +0000

Wow I had to re-read part of the post because I know nothing about metal but the comments helped LOL
The cartoon was funny although like someone else said I barely knew any of the words….

Cheers,
Anita

By: ParentopiaDevra

ParentopiaDevra — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 03:52:00 +0000

Weren’t the Granny Smiths of the apple core genre?

It’s okay. I preslapped myself so Sarah doesn’t have to…

By: Jeanette

Jeanette — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:43:55 +0000

I’m not very metal but think that all these metal sub genres are crazy. Maybe if I were more metal, they wouldn’t all sound the same to me.

Also, really wishing my computer had a working sound card because that cartoon looks like it would be sweet!

By: Mom101

Mom101 — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 04:25:43 +0000

Is this written in like Hobbit or something? I don’t understand a damn thing you’re talking about. I’m with clumberkim, I had to read it twice to realize you weren’t talking about Star Wars characters.

By: clumberkim

clumberkim — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:58:19 +0000

I am the least metal. I didn’t recognize most of the words in this post, just “Napa”.

By: Christoph

Christoph — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:40:47 +0000

This may sound like blasphemy to you, but I think all those little subgenres of metal are a bunch of poop. Speed metal, death metal, black metal, thrash metal, doom metal, cowboy metal, green metal, bubble metal, banana metal. I bet you can’t even tell where I started to make them up. And it doesn’t matter, because they’re all the same. A metal genre is basically one band doing something infinitesimally unique, and a bunch of other bands copying them.

If thinking that there is a real difference between all these genres means being more metal, I’d rather stick with chicken liver and molasses.

By: Kathi D

Kathi D — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:08:37 +0000

All I know for sure is that Beavis wore the Metallica shirt. Rock on.

By: sherpamama

sherpamama — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:54:21 +0000

I’m wondering if I hung out with you in HS! I grew up in Tampa, I got beat up (my sophomore year) in the pit at the Death, Devastation, Fate’s Warning show, and I used to hang out with Savatage. (tho hang out w/ Morbid Angel is wayyyy cooler!)

By: Eva

Eva — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:49:17 +0000

You would definitely be the most metal in my family.