Comments on: 9 Reasons I Won’t Be Seeing “New Moon” in the Theater and other Randomness

By: Jill

Jill — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:30:01 +0000

I paid a babysitter $50 to see Edward lose the shirt. WOW! I love him.

By: Cecily

Cecily — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:07:10 +0000

1. Why can’t they use real wolves? Is it so hard? The fake wolves SUCK ASS. Drives me nuts.

2. I won’t give money to the Salvation Army because about five years ago they banned 12-step recovery meetings from their rehabilitation facilities because they weren’t Christian-based organizations. So they deprive their patients of the most successful recovery program (12 steps have about a 50% success rate, compared to the 10% rate of everyone else). We used to bring meetings to those rehabs for FREE and they kicked us out. Fuckers.

By: Cara

Cara — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:27:45 +0000

So what does a realistic werewolf look like?

By: nonlineargirl

nonlineargirl — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:14:54 +0000

That no alcohol at ncaa games was a real hardship for my father-in-law at last year’s games in portland. Everyone went out at lunch and got stinky drunk. (well, everyone except the players in the post-lunch games)

By: Frank Sucks

Frank Sucks — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:08:44 +0000

How can you diss the Salvation Army Bell ringers? That is in the top 10 of what defines Christmas! And I always drop a buck, they do good work.

By: lumpyheadsmom

lumpyheadsmom — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:12:28 +0000

I have never heard of Big Booty.

But my curiosity got the best of me and you’ll be pleased to know you’re now on the top of page 2 of google search results.

By: ParentopiaDevra

ParentopiaDevra — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:58:32 +0000

OMG I have “You can ring my bell” in my head. OUT OUT OUT.

And for what it’s worth, we could be your sister site, since people find our site using the search term “Diapered Husbands.”

By: LauraC

LauraC — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:49:00 +0000

For Key Club in high school (17-18 years ago) we all had to volunteer to be bell ringers for the Salvation Army. 8 hours of ringing a bell. People have no idea how hard it is to continually ring a bell while people try their hardest to ignore you completely.

So I’m pretty much a grinch now when it comes to handbell choirs.