“NO IAN” she screams from the hallway “I KNOW BECAUSE I AM A SWIMMING EXPERT!”
“Claudia,” I say. “Don’t scream at your brother and you are not a swimming expert.”
“Yes I am.” She said.
“Claudia, an expert has to…”
But that was the end of the conversation. I have no idea what you have to do to be considered a swimming expert. I would assume it would involve actually being able to swim underwater so I feel confident that I was accurate in saying that Claudia was not one, but I don’t know what it is required of a swimming expert.
In fact, I don’t know what you have to do to be considered an expert in any field.
Clearly I am no expert in experts.