Actually, the weather isn’t that bad anymore, but the streets in my neighborhood are seriously frightful.
And our schools are canceled for the rest of the year.
To be completely fair, the kids really only had two and a half days of school this week anyway, but they were three very important days for Christmas preparedness.
I’m not totally screwed here. We were almost on top of things except for S-T-O-C-K-I-N-G S-T-U-F-F.
Oh crap, my kids can spell now.
We are going a little stir crazy. These things have all happened in the past hour:
1) Ian punched me in the nose trying to hug me.
2) Claudia and I got into an argument about wearing jeans with no underwear. I said it would be uncomfortable she vehemently disagreed.
3) Ian called me into the bathroom because he pooped in the shape of a “C”.
I need to get out of the house.