December 27, 2009
The Goon Squad (The Goon Squad is my five year old twins for those of you who are new around here) and I were discussing Santa and if he was watching you on the day after Christmas.
I thought he was probably taking a break, but maybe he had spies.
Ian said he knew exactly who the spies were.
The elves.
And they watched us through the vents.
Now I am completely paranoid.
All I can think of is Pennywise, Troll, AND a really freaking scary elf just waiting in the duct work.
I’ll never sleep again.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 9:21 am • I Have Issues, Mama We're All Crazee Now, Parenting, The Blue One, The Goon Squad
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December 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm, April Says:
Thanks for freaking me out…I hate clowns and trolls anyway. I wasn’t afraid of elves until NOW!!!
December 27th, 2009 at 6:58 pm, Fragrant Liar Says:
Please, don’t give it another thought. Those are not elves, so no need to be paranoid. Those are gremlins.
December 27th, 2009 at 9:31 pm, Cara Says:
Pennywise is the nightmare of my childhood. Goddamn Tim Curry. He’s such a great maniacal murderous demon clown.
December 27th, 2009 at 10:37 pm, js Says:
WHY!??!?! Did I click on the “more” link? 10 minutes before I planned on going to bed…those images are now burned in to my mind! Hold me?
December 28th, 2009 at 4:53 am, KathiD Says:
Thanks. Now I’m scared with you.
December 28th, 2009 at 10:28 am, Ree Says:
You don’t want Will Farrell watching you poop?
December 28th, 2009 at 10:28 am, William Says:
What No John Gruden hiding in the crawl space?
December 28th, 2009 at 12:18 pm, vicky Says:
UGH! Fuckin’ Pennywise! I’m still scared of him!! And also that clown on the new post office priority shipping commercials. holy crap!
December 28th, 2009 at 3:23 pm, Queen of Feisty Says:
Thanks for the visual. Maybe we can take turns sleeping while the other watches the vents… creepy…
Queen of Feisty
December 28th, 2009 at 3:51 pm, Momo Fali Says:
Am I the only one who would be thrilled if Will Ferrell was hiding in my vent?
December 30th, 2009 at 3:39 pm, Jennifer Says:
Did you miss the Elf on a Shelf phenomenon this year, in which a stuffed elf sits around your house and flies to report to Santa each night on whether your kids were naughty or nice? I think my kids (and I) would have found that disturbing, but apparently lots of kids were fine with having an elf spy in their house.