What the Hell are They Teaching My Kids at That School?

This came home from school in Ian’s backpack this week.

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I’ve been laughing about it for three days.

Let’s take a closer look, shall we?

Jack?

He swears it says Jack.

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Comments

  1. Kelley says:

    bwaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaa!

    Chicken on the menu?

  2. clumberkim says:

    I was gonna guess clock but okay.

  3. michelle says:

    that is AWESOME!

  4. Angela says:

    I totally see jack. But that’s coming from a substitute teacher who works in the first grade classroom all the time. Misspelled words are very regular experiences.

  5. Anne says:

    Wow, they are teaching that EARLY these days, eh?

    I really hope you save that to show him when he’s older. That is one of those OMG MY PARENTS WILL NEVER STOP TEASING ME ABOUT THAT things, or at least it would be in my family. ;)

  6. Headless Mom says:

    Once I looked closer I thought it said tack. Oh well.

    When my oldest was in 1st grade he came home with a spelling list that had ‘crap’ on it. I still laugh. Any guesses? It was supposed to say ‘crab’. The teachers got a good laugh, too, but promptly sent out a new list the next day after I emailed the teacher!

  7. Mr Lady says:

    Your kid is the bomb. The end.

  8. It’s obviously caulk, misspelled.

  9. Cassie says:

    Looks like Tack to me… lol…. yah, sure… lol. I just busted out laughing… thanks for sharing.

  10. Beth Fish says:

    Owen loves timepieces but is not good at grouping consonants. He runs around shouting “cock” all day long. Looks like he and Ian need to get together.

  11. Tam says:

    Totally thought it said “tock”, but what would i know, it took me two goes to spell totally right..

  12. Jenny says:

    As a first grade teacher it is clearly Jack. As a parent, cock is so much funnier.

  13. Julie says:

    Well, write what you know….

  14. KathiD says:

    Mmmmm hmmmmm.

  15. Cheryl says:

    If I were homeschooling, that might be on my spelling list, just for fun…. ;)

  16. tallulah says:

    Nothing like a little cock in the classroom.

  17. Tito says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Can’t stop laughing…

  18. ANTM says:

    HA! That is hilarious!!

  19. adhocmom says:

    Obviously your child is a COMIC GENIUS and should immediately be promoted to the next grade. . .

  20. Tammy says:

    It looks bad from far away. Up close, there is no question that it says Jack. Still, I’d keep that & show him when he is old enough to laugh about it. I used to do “write the room” with my class too.

  21. Bethany says:

    Yep, I have a kindergartner named Jack who used to sign his name like that all.the.time…lol!!!

  22. patois says:

    Hope there’s not a Dick in his class. That could get confusing.

  23. Stacy says:

    I can see it after you said what it was, but yes my two get their letters backwards frequently.

    I love this age.

  24. I was hoping it was “cork” and then I started to worry about why Ian knows anything about corks. And then I wondered how much wine you’ve been drinking lately. And then…oh crap, my last synapse fired. It’s amazing how fast the brain works, isn’t it?

  25. This age of a child really makes me smile. They have lots of reasons to tell on everything they do. So innocent!

  26. Ha! LOVE it! I am guessing Talk? Thanks for the laugh, I so needed it. Cock…hahahahahaha…

    Feisty

  27. Angela says:

    Why haven’t I been reading this? Freakin hilarious!!