It isn’t even 5:00 PM yet and my county has already canceled school tomorrow due to Snopocalypse II: Electric Boogaloo.
The kids are going ape shit. They already tried to wash the mirror with bright purple foaming kids soap.
My local twitter prognosticators are saying that school probably won’t be back in until Tuesday at the soonest.
I know that one to two feet is a lot of snow but wow.
When I was at the grocery store yesterday there was a huge run on hot dog and hamburger buns. I’m still fairly new to snow, is one supposed to barbecue during a blizzard? Is it like the Fourth of July? Because my plan was to sit on the couch with a blanket and read a nice book or something.
I just got a text that said there was a run on Spam at Costco. SPAM. It is a snow storm not a nuclear holocaust.
I guess what I am trying to say is that I understand we stand a chance of getting 24 inches of snow. I understand that 24 inches is an assload of snow, but can’t we all just calm the hell down and stay inside?
And by stay inside, I mean after school on Friday, and only until Monday morning.