The boy was admiring his new robot dragon pajamas in the full length mirror in my bedroom.
IAN: Where are his flappy wings?
ME: I don’t know. It doesn’t look like he has any. This robot dragon appears to have arms instead.
IAN: All dragons have arms.
ME: I don’t think that is true.
IAN: Then how do they pick up their utensils?
Then he looks at me like I’m an idiot.
You know, we tried to give our children large vocabularies in order to give them a leg up but instead they just act bizarre.