What You Get When You Cross PMS and a Lawnmower

What do you get when you cross PMS and a lawnmower?

“I TOLD YOU THREE TIMES TO GET YOUR TOYS OUT OF THE YARD BEFORE I MOWED THE LAWN!”

Shrapnel

Maybe next time they will listen.

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Comments

  1. sueinithaca says:

    were you in my yard yesterday?!

  2. leel says:

    lesson learned i would say. just another tough lesson in life. good one mom!

  3. Sadly, it has been my experience that they don’t. On the bright side, it’s a kick ass way to get rid of stuff around here.

  4. Sybil Law says:

    Hahaa!
    I don’t even need PMS to follow through! :)

  5. BHJ says:

    Sometimes they’ll only learn when you crush them and break their shit.

  6. Cara says:

    Toyicide: an effective teaching tool.

  7. Headless Mom says:

    Many Legos have met the same fate in my vaccum.

  8. smartaleck says:

    And this must be why in my house growing up, lawn work was the man’s job.
    A fine family tradition that I plan on following whenever we have a lawn again (our current “yard” is concrete because we live in a city)

  9. Nicole M. says:

    Tell them next time they don’t pick up their toys from the yard, THEY will have to cut the lawn!