This Might Be the Answer That You Have Been Searching For

“Mommy?” he said “Can you live without ever drinking chocolate milk?” “Sure,” I said “Lots of people probably never drink chocolate milk.” “You can live without ever ever drinking a single drop of chocolate milk?” “Yes. Why?” “Claudia said you can’t live if you don’t drink chocolate milk.” Then a little voice came from the [...]

I Think I Am Starting to Enjoy Mowing

I think I am starting to like mowing my yard. Really. Just hear me out for a second. I know, I always say that I don’t like outside and I hate nature unless it is the beach, but that sort of comes into play. First (and least surprisingly) it is good exercise and gives me [...]

Questions for You: Totally Random Edition

Because it is a busy day, in a busy week, in a busy month and I’ve got nothing I will leave the content up to you. 1) If you have any pets what are their names? 2) Name one album I should listen to. 3) Name one movie you hated. 4) If you could change [...]

So What is Your Favorite Karaoke Song?

The other night we went out to a surprise party at a karaoke bar. Admittedly it has been a while since I have gone karaoking (Shut up. It’s a word.) but there was something very unusual about one of the participants. He brought his harmonica, and he played it. And played it. And played it. You [...]

I Am Going to Pretend I Didn’t See This

I Am Going to Pretend I Didn’t See This Originally uploaded by GoonSquadSarah