Archives for June 2010

I Can Stress Out About Nearly Anything

Now that I sell swag for a living I am stressing out about having the coolest stuff to give away this year at BlogHer. Yes, I realize that is completely ridiculous and normal people have real problems. Of course I still have about 200 Draft Day Suit key chain bottle openers with the URL spelled […]

On Top of the World (for about five seconds)

The Goon Squad and I were totally rocking out on the way home from Tae Kwon Do. I still had a couple of my 80s hair metal CDs in the car from when Laurie and I went to the M3 concert on Saturday and the kids and I were listening to some Guns N’ Roses. […]

If You Want Free Bon Jovi Tickets Raise Your Hands

Psst. We’re giving away three pairs of Bon Jovi tickets on MamaPop. Plus I posted a picture of Jon Bon Jovi practically naked over there, so what are you waiting for? I totally used to have this exact poster on my wall. Alas, I’ve said too much. Go win tickets. * * * * * […]

Not Quite Stooping to Their Level

Her: Sarah and Gabe sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First come love, Second comes marriage, Then comes Mommy with the BABY CARRIAGE! Them: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! Me: Well, yeah, that is pretty much what happened except for the tree part, and it was a double stroller, and the babies were all loud and pooped a lot.

It’s Not You, It’s Me

Dear Everybody, No, I’m not mad at you. No, you didn’t offend me. No, I’m not working on super secret projects behind your back. I’m not blowing you off. I am not ignoring you. I am not quitting. I don’t hate you. In fact – this isn’t about you. I am busy. I have a […]

Wow. EVERYBODY is on LinkedIn

Damn. Felix Mendelssohn is out of my network. Seriously people, can I get an introduction around here? You know who else is on LinkedIn? Bach, Beethoven, Mozart… I don’t mean to be crass, but I was under the impression that you had to be alive to have a profile. I guess I was mistaken.

Questions For You: Blogs

) What was the first blog you ever read on a regular basis? 2) What is a blog you read every day, without fail? 3) Who was the first blogger you met in person? Someone you wouldn’t have know if it weren’t for their blog. 4) If you had to be another blogger for Halloween, […]

Okay, I Finally Get It

Sometimes I can be pretty dense. I now realize the universe was trying to tell me something when I was so stressed out having too much to do and figuring out who was going to take care of my kids I sat down and looked at my schedule. Monday: Go to New York for the […]

And People Wonder Why I Act Crazy

When I was brushing my teeth and putting in my contacts this morning my children were making their breakfast and talking off their clothes. As I walked down the hall I could hear them singing: Happy birthday to me, I’m 103, I’m still in pre-school and I am naked. It isn’t their birthday, they are […]

Things I Never Thought I Would Have to Say Part 11

“See, that is the difference between you and me. I try not to look at your butthole.”

Label This: Sarah’s First World Problems

I know that what I am complaining about here is a problem that 99% of the population wishes they were fortunate enough to have. I know that I have a good life. I was born in a free country to parents that loved me and had the means to give me a good education. I […]

Wait – NOW I Have Seen Everything

I know I’ve said this before, but really, this time I think it is safe to say that I have seen everything.