Things I Never Thought I Would Have to Say Part 11

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  1. Jess says:

    Hahahahahaha! One of my faves is “Stop licking the floor!”

  2. Tammy says:

    Nice!

  3. Cheryl says:

    From She-Twin this weekend (same vein): “When I was braiding the horse’s tail, I saw her booty crack. Then she tooted.”

  4. Kathy Gillen says:

    Curious whose butthole you didn’t want to look at :)

    Mine today was, “If you land on his head, you have to figure you’re going to pull his hair”.

    Kathy

  5. Who are you kidding? You were looking for a reason to say butthole.

  6. Aunt Chris says:

    OMG Must get this picture out of my brain… hahahaha!

  7. leel says:

    is it wrong to say *thats what she said*?
    ok.

  8. Interestingly, I said that exact thing to seven different people today. I was downtown.

  9. Jenni says:

    love. it.

  10. uthostage says:

    That is awesome! ROFL

  11. Lisa says:

    LMAO that is the funniest thing in the world!