I Can Stress Out About Nearly Anything

Now that I sell swag for a living I am stressing out about having the coolest stuff to give away this year at BlogHer.

Yes, I realize that is completely ridiculous and normal people have real problems.

Of course I still have about 200 Draft Day Suit key chain bottle openers with the URL spelled wrong from last year.

See why I needed to do my own?

My question to you is should I stick with the beer theme or should I move on?

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Comments

  1. Kristabella says:

    I love that keychain/bottle opener. I have it with me at all times and use it often!

  2. You sell swag for a living? I must’ve missed that somehow.

  3. KBO says:

    You’re on top of things. I barely have my shit together enough to order new cards.

    I think you can’t go wrong with beer stuff, mostly because I like to keep a bottle opener on me at all times. Draft Day Suit coozies could be pretty epic.

  4. Ashley says:

    Two words: Condom Coozie.

    http://www.vendodirect.com/cabeco.html

  5. For DDS, why not give away these, if you’re stressing: http://www.officeplayground.com/Basketball-Stress-Ball-P41.aspx

  6. patois says:

    There’s always a reason to stick with beer. Or hard cider. (Which also requires an opener.)

  7. Jenni says:

    Oh, I love the beer opener key chain.

  8. Kate says:

    I keep mine in the car for emergencies…

    I say stick with the beer/alcohol theme. We parents of twins need it.

  9. If we’re voting, and if we’re the boss of you… more beer theme.

  10. Mel says:

    Dude, I’m finding you and getting swag in NY :-)

  11. Laurie says:

    I want a coozie. Also a corkscrew.

  12. Move on? Seriously? To WHAT? Ballet shoes?

    Good god. All I want to know is: do I have to beg for a Sarah key, or may I just please have one without begging?

    (I’ll be happy to trade sloppy kisses for a key.)

    (Or money.)

    (Whatever is required.)

  13. Tammy says:

    I say dice or cards, something to play games while drinking beer. It would be appropriate for you since you are the only one I knew that always had a bottle opener, dice and cards with them at all times!

  14. I still have my goon squad opener. I think you can’t go too far wrong with a booze theme. At least not among your readers.

  15. Suebob says:

    Can you get me some Red Stapler soccer balls? Not Jabulanis, plz.

  16. Vicky says:

    Fuck. New cards. Bleah. I need to get on this shit.

    I’m cranky today, can you tell?

  17. stick with it… and save one for me b/c i’m not coming to NYC until sunday. kthx.

  18. What? Why don’t I have a fancy Sarah and the Goon Squad key chain? That is awesome. And I don’t think you could top the beer opener. Unless it came with beer?

    Have to say it’s been a minute, but everytime I visit your blog I laugh. I absolutly LOVED the kids lazering off mom’s head. Thank you.

    Feisty

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