Now that I sell swag for a living I am stressing out about having the coolest stuff to give away this year at BlogHer.
Yes, I realize that is completely ridiculous and normal people have real problems.
Of course I still have about 200 Draft Day Suit key chain bottle openers with the URL spelled wrong from last year.
See why I needed to do my own?
My question to you is should I stick with the beer theme or should I move on?


















I love that keychain/bottle opener. I have it with me at all times and use it often!
You sell swag for a living? I must’ve missed that somehow.
You’re on top of things. I barely have my shit together enough to order new cards.
I think you can’t go wrong with beer stuff, mostly because I like to keep a bottle opener on me at all times. Draft Day Suit coozies could be pretty epic.
Two words: Condom Coozie.
http://www.vendodirect.com/cabeco.html
For DDS, why not give away these, if you’re stressing: http://www.officeplayground.com/Basketball-Stress-Ball-P41.aspx
There’s always a reason to stick with beer. Or hard cider. (Which also requires an opener.)
Oh, I love the beer opener key chain.
I keep mine in the car for emergencies…
I say stick with the beer/alcohol theme. We parents of twins need it.
If we’re voting, and if we’re the boss of you… more beer theme.
Dude, I’m finding you and getting swag in NY
I want a coozie. Also a corkscrew.
Move on? Seriously? To WHAT? Ballet shoes?
Good god. All I want to know is: do I have to beg for a Sarah key, or may I just please have one without begging?
(I’ll be happy to trade sloppy kisses for a key.)
(Or money.)
(Whatever is required.)
I say dice or cards, something to play games while drinking beer. It would be appropriate for you since you are the only one I knew that always had a bottle opener, dice and cards with them at all times!
I still have my goon squad opener. I think you can’t go too far wrong with a booze theme. At least not among your readers.
Can you get me some Red Stapler soccer balls? Not Jabulanis, plz.
Fuck. New cards. Bleah. I need to get on this shit.
I’m cranky today, can you tell?
stick with it… and save one for me b/c i’m not coming to NYC until sunday. kthx.
What? Why don’t I have a fancy Sarah and the Goon Squad key chain? That is awesome. And I don’t think you could top the beer opener. Unless it came with beer?
Have to say it’s been a minute, but everytime I visit your blog I laugh. I absolutly LOVED the kids lazering off mom’s head. Thank you.
Feisty