I just stood in my kitchen and watched a pot of water boil.
I watched it happen. They say you can’t, but I can. Maybe you can’t, but I can.
I CAN DO ANYTHING! You can’t stop me.
It was amazing.
(They don’t really call me The Myth Buster. They call me “The Boiler”.)
Next on GoonSquad Busters: Sarah will watch paint dry. Next week, tune in to see if a tree falls in a forest, does it make noise.
I can’t wait for you to make a horse drink!
Don’t try Pop Rocks and Coke, myth though it is, it still sort of terrifies me.
I’ve tried it.
I lived, but it tasted like ass.
Why is it you don’t have your own show?
First the earthquake prediction…then making water boil with your laser vision.
Apparently you were able to walk in those heels.
I say screw the book deal, cast you as Wonder Woman. If you can make all of those other things happen, you can get that movie made finally!!!
(I don’t need to know why you know what ass tastes like, though….even bloggers deserve some privacy!)
Next up: watching grass grow!
P.S. Thanks for the comment! Meeting you rocked my little world. Also, I am much more fun when I drink. Otherwise I’m too scared to talk to people.
And then Sarah will see if a ringing phone does in fact call the children to her side.
Lordy! Lordy! Such a steamy post! (couldn’t help myself)
It is your superpower.