Archives for September 2010

Clearly NSPON

Claudia: I love Hershey’s chocolate milk because it is made out of real Hershey’s kisses. Ian: No it isn’t. It is made out of Hershey bars. This argument continues for about 15 minutes. Repeat to fade.

6 Things That Should Be More Difficult to Do

1) Forgetting to actually put the lunch you packed into your backpack. 2) Naming a child something ridiculous. 3) Hurting someone you love. 4) Volunteering for a really hard job at your kid’s school. 5) Locking yourself out of your house. 6) Replying all. *

Sometimes You Don’t Want to Know the Backstory

There are times you run across a scene in your home and you don’t even want to know what led up to it. This was definitely one of those times.

Questions for You: Just Because

Honestly I still don’t have anything to say. Shocking, I know. My mother will never believe this. Since I am at least 60% brain dead I will turn the floor over to you, my faithful readers. Tell me: 1) Who do you think is going to the Super Bowl this year? 2) What is your […]


I’m still around. I just seem to have run out of non-football or Top Chef related words. But if you are interested: I recapped the Top Chef finale over on MamaPop. I recapped the NFL’s week one on Draft Day Suit. There is all sorts of nonsense over on Hot Metal Street. As for here… […]

And My Shadow

Claudia Butchers a LeBron James Joke and Makes Me Laugh Anyway

“Hey Mom, what is the difference between Ian and Saturn?” “I don’t know. What?” “They both have really big gas, but at least Saturn has rings.” (LeBron still doesn’t think it is funny.) * * * [photo: Al Bello, Getty]