My new post-Thanksgiving diet is going really well. According to my scale I’ve lost 9 pounds since yesterday. At this rate I should reach my goal by Saturday! Who knew dieting could be so easy?
In related news, I think my scale is broken.
In other related news, I am hungry and a little bit pissy.
In other, other related news I am looking for good recipes for healthy, tasty, low calorie meals and advice on buying a reasonably priced scale that won’t stop working in 24 months. I’d like one with large digital numbers so my blind ass can see how much I weigh before I put in my very heavy contacts.
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This is obviously not a photograph of my scale. The last time I weighed 126.4 lbs. I was in 7th grade.