Thoughts That Have Passed Through My Brain in the Last Week
1) Why would he pee in the street?
2) I bet I’m the only one in this choir that was just included in a tweet with Lita Ford.
3) Did she just call me Tampa?
4) Am I the only person in the world that just loses cameras?
5) My babies are going to be seven tomorrow.
6) I am going to kill that damn ice cream man if he keeps coming by here right after they finish their snack.
7) No really, why would he pee in the street?