Deranged Might Be Just About Right

Sometimes I make these lists on the note pad on my iPhone when I think of ideas for posts.

A week or two ago I began a list of words I really like. It all started when I was sitting at a stop light and I heard the word ‘thuggery” used on the radio. What a great word! I thought. I will make a list of words I like!

I began the list with ‘thuggery’ and a long time favorite ‘bizarre’.

All was going well until I looked at my list.

That list is messed up. What the hell is wrong with me?

I am not sure what a psychoanalyst would tell you about this list, but I can tell you this: it sure explains a lot about the guys I dated in high school.

Whatever my problem was, or more likely still is, I was feeling very ill at ease about my list.

So I fixed it.

See? Much better.

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Comments

  1. Issa says:

    I love the word hooligan. I also love the words wanker, git and haggis.(Although I can promise I’d never touch that last one.)

    What? I want to be British.

  2. cagey says:

    Sounds like we dated the same guys in high school! Ugh.

  3. Apryl's Antics says:

    I also love hooligan, Issa! Haggis, too, but only as pronounced by Mike Myers a la “I Married An Axe Murderer”. When I try to think of a favorite word I can only come up with Mariska Hargitay.

  4. sueinithaca says:

    ornery. That’s one of my favorites. explains both my kids and my choice in pets.

  5. Cheryl says:

    Like you, I keep post-its and pads with thoughts for pending posts…

    I dare not note my two favorite words as late (that I dare not even speak out loud for fear of vocabulary assimilation): Douchebaggery and Jackassery…and they sound so much better together than apart.

    Think you bring out the hooligan in us all… ;)

  6. daniel says:

    You know what struck me about that list? None of the words begin with a vowel.

  7. magpie says:

    much better. and you’ve reminded me, i probably have post ideas on my phone that i’ve forgotten all about.

  8. smart aleck says:

    You were stuck at a red light, aka how The Man attempts to keep us from achieving our daily errand running, so I can see why those words were the first ones to pop into your head.

    If you were in a happy place when you jotted down your list, words like Zinfandel, Bongiovi, Mojito, Abita, beignet and jambalaya may have popped in your head instead.

  9. Deb Rox says:

    Ha. Who needs therapy, the clues are all around us. But so is deranged hooliganism and subversive thuggery. So be careful.

  10. roo says:

    I just think it’s weird we were assembling lists of words we like on the same day.

    (cue spooky theramin sound.)

    Hooligan is a great one. I think I’ll add it to mine.

    Douchebaggery is also good…