Merry Christmas! For your holiday down time pleasure I have 1) Do you celebrate Christmas? 1b) If not, what do you celebrate at this time of year? 2) Do you put an angel or a star on top of your tree?
Archives for December 2011
When people ask me what I do for a living I say “I am a writer. I am a blogger and I also sell swag.” I’ve been thinking that if I mean to keep on telling people that I should probably actually write something here.
I lived in Florida for 21 years and avoided it but after watching a mere six episodes of “Friday Night Lights” I started saying y’all.
I yell out from the shower “Hey! What color would you say my nipples are?” He comes to the bathroom door. “Why do you ask?” “Because somebody asked me last night.” “Why?” “I don’t know.” “Well, who asked you.” “Some of the ladies at the party.” “Why did they want to know?” “I don’t know. […]