What Color are Your Nipples?

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  1. Molly says:

    I have no words.

    I’m laughing rather loudly alone in my office, though.

  2. Lisse says:

    Yeah, I’m sure the guy at the paint counter would be happy to match that for you…

  3. daniel says:

    I agree with Gabe (at least I assume that’s who it is you’re talking to in this scenario). The first question should be “Why?” The second question should be if they meant specifically the nipple or the areola.

  4. Kate says:

    My first thought was lifting up my shirt…

    I’m going to go with somewhere between “burnt tile” and “cranberry whip.”

  5. sweetney says:

    I’m gonna go with Cream Rose.

  6. JCat says:

    Went right on down my shirt and compared my nipple to the chart. I came up with ‘Pink eraser’ well now I’ve got that answered, thankyouverymuch!

    JCat McGack
    (formerly Queen of Feisty of Spaghetti and Bagels blog)

  7. smart aleck says:

    My favorite part of this ENTIRE post is that you named the color charts “possible nipple colors”.

    And, asking a straight guy will not get you the answer. It will, however, get you the exact diameter within a half millimeter, with multiple answers according to the temperature of the room.
    You have to ask a gay guy to get the answer (not meant to be offensive, they just know gradations of colors and all the many names assigned to them).

  8. Strawberry Rose – which is perfect as my name means “wild rose.” Thanks for asking – and I don’t really care why! (Although when I was nursing my babies they were much darker, more of a Cranberry Whip)

  9. smart aleck says:

    Dang it–according to this:
    http://shine.yahoo.com/the-thread/orange-you-glad-tangerine-tango-is-the-color-of-2012-.html
    2012′s color of the year is NOT a nipple color!
    (unless you have some weird, sickly, radioactive alien nipples)

  10. I actually looked but I’m not telling.

  11. I seriously just had to stop myself from looking down my shirt to compare to the color chart.

    Did you ever figure out an answer?

  12. Corrin says:

    I actually enlarged the color chart to get a better look for comparison purposes. I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed.

  13. Liz says:

    Darn you for making me look, anyways.

  14. I think my nipples are aubergine. Recently I was concerned with the size of my clitoris based on its subpar performance. I never leave links to my stories, but I suspect this one might dove tail with your nipple melange.,

    http://thewomanformerlyknownasbeautiful.com/2011/10/the-clitoris-does-size-really-matter.html

  15. Today? Cadet Blue.

    Seriously.

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