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The Things that Come Out of My Mouth
January 19, 2012
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My sis used to have her phone listed under Eddgar Molehill (because she refused to pay to have her phone unlisted). Whenever anyone called for Eddgar, he was in Europe. Either that, or he wasn’t allowed to talk on the phone on the advice of his attorneys.
Parents say the darndest things
After reading this and Suebob’s comment, I’ve decided that you two are my favorites. The End.
Suebob, your sister is a genius! Sarah, are your babysitters from Ithaca? Because people from Ithaca go to places like Burma all.the.time. Even if they barely have enough cash to get the place ticket.
First of all, the word headline can be construed as dirty. Second, it is more about what is going in, not out of your mouth (or both). Third, now I want to travel somewhere quirky!
I think you just completely alienated your followers among the Burmese junta by not calling it Myanmar. I smell a scandal!
I thought it was supposed to be Myanmar, but since the babysitters kept calling it Burma I figured they knew something I didn’t.
If it makes you feel any better, my cleaning lady is currently in South Africa.
Damn. My babysitters only go to the mall.
I’ve got a new one!
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