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May 2013 (2)
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11: My first 5K (before) (3)
01: You Heard the Man (6)

April 2013 (2)
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30: Sarah Test Drives a Mazda3 (6)
27: Mowing Musings (9)

January 2013 (5)
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28: Unpleasant Pearls of Wisdom (5)
23: Out Out Damn Bug! (9)
22: Finally, A Justification for Impulse Buys (0)
10: Because I Am No Longer Capable of Writing in More Than 140 Characters (5)
02: Balance Rewards, My Friends (6)

December 2012 (3)
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21: You Are Welcome Pa Rum Pa Pum Pum (3)
19: Funny, I Don’t Feel 40 (9)
10: Not So Sure About Those Christmas Carols (7)

November 2012 (3)
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29: Preteen Angst (20)
08: 5 Totally Unrelated Things I Have Learned This Month (6)
07: Someday They Will Tell Their Therapists This Story (4)

October 2012 (2)
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25: There is Change (7)
04: Yesterday (17)

September 2012 (5)
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26: Playing Hooky (15)
19: Don’t Worry, I Didn’t Write That One (10)
18: We Have a Winner! (3)
11: Kraut Rocks! Win a Prize Pack! (14)
07: Noted (3)

August 2012 (7)
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31: How I Accidentally Scared My Kids, Again (6)
23: Away (2)
22: Kerri Walsh and the Youth Fund (0)
21: Upon Seeing an Amish Horse and Buggy Rolling Down the Highway (16)
09: We are Taking Our Son Out of Cub Scouts (55)
08: The Olympics Bring Out the Best In Everyone (1)
01: The Fall of the Neighborhood Test Drive Plan (6)

July 2012 (4)
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19: Several Things (4)
12: Kids (8)
06: Because I Am Lucky (0)
02: How God Made Me Miss the Iron Maiden Concert (6)

June 2012 (11)
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30: Hot in Herrre (4)
29: Accept This (7)
28: The Neighborhood Test Drive Plan (11)
27: Why Swim Team (8)
20: Misunderstandings (2)
19: Me and Mrs. Jones (3)
18: The Drafts (11)
15: Fathers and Father’s Day (4)
10: 27 Hours in LA (6)
06: I’m on a Plane (16)
03: Things That Occurred to Me While Mowing My Lawn (6)

May 2012 (5)
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April 2012 (6)
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27: The Fox and the Sarah (26)
25: Why You Shouldn’t Listen to The Bloggess’ Audio Book With Your Kids in the Car (14)
23: I Missed a Hockey Game for This (1)
17: The Best/Hardest Job (16)
11: The Late Apology (15)
02: Randomness Part 139: Embarrassing Things (15)

March 2012 (7)
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31: Randomness Part 138 (9)
26: Things I Learned About Myself While Scanning Old Photos (22)
23: Big Hair and Links (5)
15: How To Win a Fan For Life (6)
13: Give and Take (7)
08: Flying and Crying (11)
07: I’m With Mike (1)

February 2012 (5)
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28: The 4 Bs? (2)
15: My Bus Was Never This Lucrative (4)
13: 7039 (3)
04: It is a lightsaber and you are all perverts. (10)
01: They’re Unstoppable (2)

January 2012 (8)
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27: I Think it is Really All About the Pick Axe (5)
19: The Things that Come Out of My Mouth (10)
17: Nesting (6)
15: What Sucks: Part 1 (4)
13: Five Things (16)
12: A Fair Punishment For Cannibalism (2)
09: Do I Think Like a Guy? (11)
03: Looking Forward (8)

December 2011 (4)
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25: Questions for You: Christmas Edition (14)
24: Bloggers Keep on Blogging (4)
06: Proof That Television Rots Your Brain (7)
05: What Color are Your Nipples? (15)

November 2011 (6)
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October 2011 (6)
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29: The Halloween Costume Debacle – Part 1 (8)
27: Laundry Detergent and Farts (7)
20: The Accent Meme (21)
19: So… (1)
10: Duran Duran Ticket Winner! (3)
04: Win Duran Duran Tickets! (46)

September 2011 (8)
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30: Questions for You! (26)
19: My Minivan Has a Poltergeist (21)
16: Two Seven Year Olds Walk Into an Old Navy (4)
13: Irrationale (35)
09: The Silver Lining (7)
07: Grass is Probably Symbolic of Something Too (7)
06: Heads Up (1)
02: With the Lights Out It’s Less Dangerous (9)

August 2011 (7)
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31: I Was Standing in the Shower (7)
26: My At-Bat Song (16)
22: They Should Also Get Off of My Lawn (31)
18: Exciting and New (3)
16: The More Things Change… (5)
12: Jani Lane, Barstools and Me (10)
09: This Entire Post Revolves Around One Biggie Smalls Song (5)

July 2011 (8)
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29: Krokus. Yeah. (12)
18: Still Counts (25)
16: Questions for You: El Internet Edition (28)
15: Randomness Part 137 (12)
13: I Never Said I Was Reasonable (20)
11: Deranged Might Be Just About Right (10)
06: Suebob is What? (1)
05: What Doesn’t Kill You… (9)

June 2011 (6)
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23: Words Yes, Title No (4)
17: Things I Wonder About While Watching Sons of Anarchy (11)
13: Being a Grown Up is Hard (6)
10: Latest Shopping Theory (9)
08: Randomness Part 136 (12)
01: Six Years Later (31)

May 2011 (4)
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13: We All Love Rock N’ Roll (11)
12: When Did Seven Become a Teenager? (20)
11: Randomness Part 135 (9)
09: I Am Your Mother. I Have Proof. (12)

April 2011 (4)
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25: The Lies Parents Tell (31)
21: Bridges (34)
12: The C Word (23)
04: The Moment I Realized I Use the Word “Disheveled” a Lot (5)

March 2011 (11)
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30: Questions for You – All Over the Place (32)
25: Something is not Right With Me (15)
23: The Duran Duran Show (before) (11)
22: Up in the Air (19)
20: My Favorite Series of Words (6)
19: Sing Blue Silver (23)
14: They Call it Madness (3)
12: He Tweets Just Like He Writes Lyrics (4)
11: The Joys of Being a Pet Owner (5)
08: My Lifehack (16)
07: The 20th Reunion (17)

February 2011 (7)
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25: I Think I Lost Their School Pictures. Again. (8)
24: I Still Might Be That Guy. I Haven’t Decided Yet. (28)
21: Similar To: (10)
17: Vampires Aren’t the Only Things That Suck (14)
07: My Domestic Experiment (31)
02: How I Failed at Parenting Today (24)
01: No. NOW I’ve Seen Everything. (3)

January 2011 (7)
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28: Questions for You: My Snow Week (20)
24: Not Quite Snakes on a Plane (10)
18: The Problem With Bunk Beds (41)
14: Show Yourselves! (88)
10: A Few Things That are Hard to Explain (Randomness Part 135) (9)
06: My Year of Jubilee (18)
03: A Whole Different Animal (7)

December 2010 (14)
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31: 2010 Wasn’t So Bad – Part 2 (7)
31: 2010 Wasn’t So Bad Part 1 (1)
22: The Gift I Do Not Intend to Outgrow (11)
20: Why I Will Be Rooting for The Chicago Bears (8)
17: My Children Believe in Reincarnation and also Hogwarts (11)
16: On 38th Birthdays (18)
15: Muppets and Gangsta Rap Go Together Like… (7)
12: Shattered (9)
10: My Daughter’s Keeper (10)
07: I’ll Never Grow Up (25)
04: You Other Parents of Twins Know Exactly What I’m Talking About (20)
03: The Unbearable Heaviness of Claudia’s Backpack (9)
02: Just One Simple Question (59)
01: The Post-Thanksgiving Diet (8)

November 2010 (14)
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30: It Always Comes Back to Butts (14)
27: I Have My Reasons (17)
26: Tea Parties Are Overrated (5)
18: Embracing My Confessional Blogger Label (12)
14: What is the Coolest Thing in a Fire Station? (14)
13: I Guess I Was Just Being Paranoid (5)
11: The Goon Squad Gets a Laptop (10)
10: “O” Stands For Awesome (6)
08: Day 8 – Someone who made your life hell, or treated you like shit. (35)
07: Accepting That I Might Not Be The Most Metal in My Family (14)
05: Day 7 – Someone who has made your life worth living (4)
04: Things That I Have Actually Said in the Past 7 Days (5)
03: The Devil You Know (9)
02: I Voted (21)

October 2010 (20)
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29: Compare/Contrast (11)
27: People Are Strange (13)
27: Questions For You – Come On Get Happy (16)
27: Day 6: Something you hope you never have to do. (7)
26: How I Know For Sure She Can Read (12)
25: Day 5: Something I Hope to Do in My Life (6)
22: Randomness Part 134 (1)
20: Hey! Look Over There (5)
20: Day 4: Something I Have to Forgive Someone For (19)
18: Day 3: Something I Have to Forgive Myself For (21)
14: What the Hell is Going on Here? (8)
14: 500,000 (6)
13: Day 2: Something I Love About Myself (11)
11: Randomness Part 133 (4)
10: Columbus Day (15)
07: Sometimes I Hate eBay (25)
05: Is Lowering the Rim the Answer to Women’s Basketball’s Attendance Problems? (9)
03: Pictochat Irony (5)
02: Randomness Part 132 (7)
01: Get Out of the Street! (25)

September 2010 (7)
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30: Clearly NSPON (3)
28: 6 Things That Should Be More Difficult to Do (12)
22: Sometimes You Don’t Want to Know the Backstory (17)
17: Questions for You: Just Because (31)
16: BBS (3)
05: And My Shadow (9)
01: Claudia Butchers a LeBron James Joke and Makes Me Laugh Anyway (4)

August 2010 (10)
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29: Bus Wrecks (13)
27: Unlike Mr. George, I Think Tracey Would Notice (2)
24: Somebody is Going to Have to Explain this to Me (26)
23: The Class of 2022 (BlogHer Hangover Part 2) (1)
16: Three Songs I Can’t Stop Listening To This Week (4)
13: Labor Pains (7)
12: They Call Me “The Mythbuster” (10)
11: Non Sequitur (10)
10: The BlogHer Hangover (38)
04: As BlogHer Approaches (9)

July 2010 (11)
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28: The Fun Kind of Cleaning (16)
26: Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice? (10)
21: Musings from an Airplane (5)
18: Why I Am Mad at Miley Cyrus Today (13)
16: Honing My Psychic Meteorology Skills (10)
12: Shopping for Sparklecorn (29)
10: My New Facebook Friend, Chs Ninetyone (14)
08: So About This New Job… (8)
07: Bon Jovi was Mistaken. The Hardest Part is not the Night. (18)
03: His Kind of Garden, Indeed (5)
01: I and I am Offended By Clue O (5)

June 2010 (12)
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30: I Can Stress Out About Nearly Anything (18)
23: On Top of the World (for about five seconds) (21)
22: If You Want Free Bon Jovi Tickets Raise Your Hands (7)
21: Not Quite Stooping to Their Level (1)
20: It’s Not You, It’s Me (9)
18: Wow. EVERYBODY is on LinkedIn (6)
14: Questions For You: Blogs (32)
11: Okay, I Finally Get It (11)
10: And People Wonder Why I Act Crazy (16)
07: Things I Never Thought I Would Have to Say Part 11 (11)
04: Label This: Sarah’s First World Problems (23)
01: Wait – NOW I Have Seen Everything (8)

May 2010 (17)
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27: My Spammers Are Kind of Perverted (6)
26: If you guys don’t know we are going to have to invent one. (19)
25: The One Where I Send You Away (but only for a second) (5)
24: Why? Why would I ever be her friend on Facebook? (20)
23: 7 Ways That Mommyblogging Has Changed My Life (18)
21: An Open Letter to Grace Slick (6)
20: The Anna Nicole Smith Underwear Yard Sale Now on eBay! (5)
20: Mee May Mah Moh Moo (26)
19: And I’m Having Trouble Getting it Back Together (28)
16: R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio 1942 – 2010 (6)
14: Sarah Elsewhere (9)
12: Six Years Ago Today (23)
10: This Might Be the Answer That You Have Been Searching For (8)
08: I Think I Am Starting to Enjoy Mowing (10)
06: Questions for You: Totally Random Edition (44)
03: So What is Your Favorite Karaoke Song? (26)
02: I Am Going to Pretend I Didn’t See This (4)

April 2010 (13)
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28: Here is Something I Didn’t Know Until Today (14)
26: What About Butts? (22)
25: What You Get When You Cross PMS and a Lawnmower (9)
23: 10 Funny Posts By Women Bloggers in Honor of National Humor Month (10)
21: Nobody Tell Her I Told You This, Okay? (19)
18: You Might Want to Mention This to Your Kids (15)
16: My Work Here is Done (7)
14: A Riddle for Which I Have No Answer (12)
13: Randomness Part 131 (13)
07: Agriculture is Science, Right? (18)
05: One of Many Reasons They Don’t Let Me Teach Sunday School (26)
02: Of Course I Did (7)
01: Red Handed (5)

March 2010 (12)
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31: Raising a Liberal in a Red State (19)
30: They Just Keep Getting Weirder (8)
26: Who Likes Winning Free Stuff? (3)
22: Need a Pull? (10)
22: Randomness Part 130 (8)
17: Support The Arts (6)
15: The Glamorous Life (14)
13: I Googled You (17)
10: Just When I Thought I Was Out (20)
08: The Nuts Talk (33)
04: Questions For You: TV (41)
01: The Devil Wears a Green Sash (18)

February 2010 (15)
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24: Cool Kids (14)
24: 5 Unusual Things We Have Had to Ask Our Children to Stop Saying (12)
23: Ride The Wienermobile (31)
22: Life Is Just Funny (7)
17: Want to Hear the Most Annoying Sound Ever? (28)
17: Command + Shift + 4 (2)
15: An Incomplete List of Things I Do Not Understand (20)
14: Again (18)
12: Reading Teacher of the Year, Right Here (16)
11: Snowpocalypse Now (23)
10: Beware: THE WINTER STROM COMETH (18)
09: The Forecast Calls for 10 More Inches of Snow (16)
07: I Love it When She Sets Me Up (12)
05: Lindsey Vonn, Sports Illustrated and Objectification (26)
04: Nobody Remain Calm (31)

January 2010 (15)
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28: At Least I Think I am Funny (22)
27: Generation Gap (14)
26: Awesome (16)
25: Love Sports? (5)
24: The Psychic (17)
22: And the World Continues to Get Smaller (4)
21: Also, My Dad Can Beat Up Their Dad (14)
20: Stuth (12)
15: What the Hell are They Teaching My Kids at That School? (27)
14: Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. (96)
13: The Audition (37)
11: Euterpe (26)
07: Fear of a Black Hat (19)
06: The Saga of the Traveling Underpants (33)
04: Ain’t Nothing But a Twin Thing (16)

December 2009 (23)
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31: 2009: That Went Fast (20)
28: Overheard at My House (5)
27: Crap. Now I’m scared too. (11)
26: I’ve Been Thinking (6)
24: O Holy Hell (6)
24: The Phone, The Fight, The Santa Lie and Poop (18)
23: Why Sledding Blows (13)
23: Sometimes the Story Requires 280 Characters (7)
22: The Weather Outside is Frightful (12)
17: And Now I Understand Penis Envy (10)
14: “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” (66)
12: Yet Another Question For Which I Have No Answer (7)
11: My Children Believe In God (15)
09: White Belt (38)
09: 9 Reasons I Won’t Be Seeing “New Moon” in the Theater and other Randomness (8)
09: Please Do Me a Favor
08: They Must Be Learning Something at School (5)
08: Beware of the Homicidal Turkeys (5)
07: The Fairy Debate (9)
05: There is Nothing Metal About Crying (15)
03: The Ray Lewis Carrot Cake (14)
02: The Key to Looking Younger (16)
01: Before/After (23)

November 2009 (16)
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30: But Other than this I am Completely Normal (26)
27: Caption This (19)
25: I am 90% Sure this Jar is Hitting on Me (9)
24: Jerk (10)
23: The Great Interview Experiment Rages On (5)
20: Strange Days (13)
19: 3 Unrelated Things That All Make Me Nervous (19)
17: Like Mother, Like Daughter (8)
13: As Promised: Questions For You (18)
13: Place Holder (3)
11: I’m Back (14)
11: Best Nickname Ever (3)
10: On Mean Girls and Soccer and Violence (20)
08: Better Make Mine a Double (10)
03: I’m Going to Vote, but I am Still Mad at You (11)
01: On Handwriting (11)

October 2009 (11)
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30: Quitters Never Win (34)
28: I Am Not A Crook (13)
27: Hey, Look Over There! (5)
25: Okay, but what should I do with all of the poop and pee? (19)
19: Can’t Talk, Busy Doing This (20)
16: Some Dude (6)
14: Don’t put it over the crack, Mommy (15)
13: Venus In Furs (22)
06: I Admit It (20)
06: You Want to Hear Something Totally Crazy? (21)
05: I Left My iPhone in Philadelphia* (13)

September 2009 (18)
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30: Funniest Text in a Long Time (18)
29: Enough About Me: Questions for You (51)
28: Smartassery Begets Smartassery (7)
26: That’s My Boy! (14)
24: Wonderful Wine What? (10)
23: My Poltergeist is Back (25)
22: Traitor (20)
21: My Philosophy on Laundry (28)
17: Hakuna Matata (19)
14: Serena Williams Loses Temper – Loses Match (13)
13: Worked for Me (4)
11: The Opt Out (46)
08: Kindergarten (22)
06: Planning My Trip to Wine Country (18)
04: The Pep Talk (19)
03: And the Award for Least Mature Parent Goes To… (11)
02: It’s a Small World Wide Web After All (8)
01: Back Door Friend (26)

August 2009 (16)
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31: Questions for You: Literary Edition (44)
28: Can You Help Me Occupy My Brain? (5)
27: Screwing Up Parenting One E-Mail at a Time (19)
26: What Day is It? (22)
25: Karma is a Cruel Mistress (16)
24: Brand New Greatest Fear (18)
23: Foreshadowing (The Redemption of the Tooth Fairy) (23)
21: Woose (6)
20: Questions For You: Quick! Before My Kids Learn How to Read (58)
17: I Don’t Ever Want to Know the Backstory on This Sign (38)
12: I am the only one who gets to make my kids cry. (30)
11: Twilight Barbies: Now I’ve Seen Everything (9)
10: Ring Something (9)
10: Because Implied Bad Words are Hilarious (8)
04: Evil Twins? (14)
03: Why You Should Run Right Out to the Store and Buy “Rage Againt the Meshugenah” (11)

July 2009 (17)
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30: …and THAT is how I ended up walking around with Hello Kitty underpants in my pocket. (24)
29: Not a BlogHer Recap, Well Sort of a BlogHer Recap. It is what it is. (30)
27: Swag FAIL (36)
22: When Mommy Travels (14)
19: Caption This (28)
17: Before You Call The Plumber (5)
17: Creative Engineering (11)
16: Et Tu, Uterus? (24)
16: Must Be Time For BlogHer Again (20)
14: I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. (19)
12: Justify This (23)
09: By Popular Demand (14)
08: I Have Got to Learn to Watch My Mouth (25)
07: You Haven’t Lived Until Warren Sapp Has LOLd You (17)
06: Sesame Street Slayer (8)
05: What do you title a post that involves teaching your kids about sex in front of your in-laws? (26)
01: Time for Me to Abdicate the Drama Queen Crown (20)

June 2009 (21)
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30: Randomness Part 129 (18)
29: Not Crazy? Then Explain This. (6)
27: How I Became the Most Hilarious Mother – Ever (9)
26: Goon Squad Will Make You Jump, Jump (14)
25: Preemptive Paybacks Are Hell (10)
23: Add This to the List of Things I Never Thought I’d Say (9)
23: We Were Nowhere Near the Metro Yesterday (6)
20: Don’t Cannonball too Close to Grandma (9)
19: Under Pressure (28)
18: The Circle of Life (14)
15: Things I Learned in One Hour in New York City (19)
11: The Babymoon Mystery (36)
09: My New Nemesis: The United States House of Representatives (13)
07: The School Bus Mystery (35)
05: Why I Don’t Homeschool Devra (16)
04: Why I Don’t Homeschool (23)
04: This is Only a Test (6)
03: Why? (9)
02: It Came to Me in a Dream (People Just Liked it Better that Way) (17)
01: How Do You Do a Kiwi? (25)
01: What Did You Get Me? (24)

May 2009 (19)
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30: In Which Sarah Exploits the Bad Economy (12)
29: Overheard (11)
27: Cullenism – The Twilight Religion (8)
23: got twins? (28)
21: Penis Envy? Not Me. (36)
19: Preemptive Nostalgia (13)
16: Hallowed Be Thy Bakugan (11)
15: Okay, But Your Grammar Could Use Some Work (9)
14: It Was Cliché, but it Looked Shady (17)
13: Another Post That Involves Barf in My Car (7)
12: I’m a little Verklempt. (54)
11: The Brainwashing Continues (14)
10: Unnecessary Ellipsis… (24)
09: The Mystery Flowers (13)
08: The Fashion Show (9)
06: Does Gang Rape Make YOU Want to Buy Shoes? (22)
05: Less Cowbell (17)
02: Believing in Nothing is Indeed Exhausting (43)
01: There Are Different Kinds of Smart (22)

April 2009 (20)
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30: Parenting Well is Hard (10)
29: On The Upside, I Can Legally Buy Beer Now (23)
27: Questions for You: Music (31)
27: Randomness Part 128 (5)
25: Turn, Turn, Turn (20)
22: Yes, I Love Her Too (15)
21: Working on “Yes” (32)
20: On Sarah and Camping (43)
16: Well THAT Was Awkward (20)
15: Not That You Care… (29)
13: Tell Me About Your Trip to Wine Country (36)
12: Do You Ever Get Photographers and Zombies Mixed Up? (11)
11: Busted (19)
09: The Importance of Being a Woman Sports Blogger (1)
09: It is Over Near My Icebox (6)
08: Little Pitchers Have Big Ears (7)
05: The Weirdness – It Runs in the Family (19)
02: Another SATGS PSA: What Can Salt Do For You? (15)
01: How Did I Get Here? (12)
01: The Definition of Roflcopter

March 2009 (21)
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30: Why Padma, Why? (19)
28: Facebook and Twitter are Blurring All the Lines (42)
26: What I Need Least (26)
25: What is Another Word for Thesaurus? (17)
24: Scissors Cut Paper. IN YOUR FACE, ADAM! (10)
23: PAM Helps You Pull it Off (4)
21: Who’s The Boss? (12)
19: No Circus for Me (36)
18: Cheese Powder (26)
16: The Sex Talk Aftermath (33)
14: 10 Reasons You Should Be Watching Women’s Basketball (17)
13: Come on Yolanda what’s Fonzie like? (13)
12: I Need a Remedy (44)
10: If All of My Friends Jumped Off of a Bridge… (21)
09: Chris Bown, Nickelodeon, a Picture and a Link (16)
08: If is wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all. (10)
06: Again With the Too Much Honesty (12)
05: The Lesser of Two Evils (29)
04: Randomness Part 127 (4)
02: Why I Almost Had to Explain Exorcism to a Four Year Old (16)
02: What The Hell Is Sarah Reading – A Contest (13)

February 2009 (23)
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27: Yes, I said Elephants and Butts (16)
25: We’re a Happy Family (Me, Mom and Daddy) (12)
25: Do You Ever Have One of Those Posts Where the Title is Longer Than the Actual Blog Post? (8)
24: And I Am Invoking My Fifth Amendment Rights (11)
23: A Mother’s Secret Weapon (12)
22: Not Really About the Conference – Not Really Not About it Either (6)
21: Live From the Mom 2.0 Summit (1)
18: For a Good Cause
17: Questions for You: Food Edition (56)
16: He is So Metal (8)
15: A Redneck Shower (9)
13: Randomness Part 126 (2)
12: Dropping Bombs Like Bockscar (19)
11: And There is No “M” in Valentines Day (11)
09: On Children and Vaginas (41)
09: Desert My Eye (15)
08: Sunday Morning (11)
06: Why Is Chris Mortensen In My Bathroom? (19)
05: I’ve Heard of Cabin Fever, But This is Ridiculous (Questions for You) (39)
03: Really? I’m Not Seeing the Connection (15)
03: Possibly the Work of the Devil (23)
02: 4/4 Time (7)
02: Life Should Not Imitate “Trainspotting” (10)

January 2009 (26)
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31: I Give Up (13)
30: The Upside of Vomit (13)
30: Just Me? (8)
29: Getting Something Right (16)
28: Who am I to Disagree? (10)
27: Ice Pellets? Again? (17)
27: Using this to Justify Baking Cookies (15)
26: Again with the Rat Palace (14)
26: Re-Tweet (8)
25: Reviewing the Idea of Reviews (18)
22: My Blog Pet Peeve (59)
20: She Keeps on Shouting She Keeps on Shouting (3)
20: If You Can’t Bring the Party to Pundit Mom… (8)
19: Everything Was Blurry (13)
17: Laws and Sausage (16)
16: I Have Only One Question (18)
15: Real Quick (8)
14: Randomness Part 125 (9)
13: The Sound of My Children’s Laughter (14)
12: Do You Know What Day it Is? (149)
11: A Good Way To Piss Off a Coldplay Fan (12)
10: The Perfect Set Up (22)
09: That’s What They Say Every Single [redacted] Day (2)
08: Smells Vaguely Like Nirvana (38)
07: Screech Was There Too (26)
05: Randomness Part 124 (19)

December 2008 (20)
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31: Questions for You: 2008 Edition (44)
29: I am Fairly Certain We Aren’t Talking About the Same Thing (18)
23: While Stuck in the Cell Phone Waiting Area at DCA (23)
22: Likely Excuse (6)
22: You Will Pay in the End (5)
20: This is You Mommy (16)
19: Randomness Part 123 (24)
18: I Wonder if Cinderella went to a Vocational School for That? (5)
17: 22 Minutes (12)
17: I Say It’s My Birthday (41)
14: One Disadvantage of Working From Home (19)
13: Perhaps I Let Him Watch Too Much Television (13)
12: I Am Going to be So Surprised (10)
11: Randomness Part 122 (16)
11: Why I Can Not Do Math (15)
09: You Want to Know What is Cold? (16)
08: Is She Threatening Me? (28)
05: I Didn’t Even Say it Out Loud (11)
04: I Guess I Shouldn’t Have Stayed Up Until 11:00 Watching “Top Chef” (16)
03: Ian Just Farted (6)

November 2008 (16)
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28: When My Sense of Humor Overrides My Mothering Skills (20)
26: On 36 (35)
23: I Know What I am Getting Gabe for Christmas (21)
21: Randomness Part 121 (11)
19: Add This to the Growing List of Things I Never Thought I Would Have to Say (12)
18: I am Cold Just Looking At Her (10)
17: Dallas Cowboys @ Washington Redskins 11/16/08 (11)
14: The Problem with Working From Home (20)
13: Four Year Old Commando (30)
12: Finding White Trash Moms Among Us (16)
11: I Don’t Know Why I Even Bother With Contests (7)
10: Randomness Part 120 (27)
05: The Vampire Strikes Back (24)
04: I Did It (23)
03: Please Don’t Vote (28)
03: Now What am I Supposed to Eat? (18)

October 2008 (21)
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31: The Sex Talk (29)
29: I Tried (18)
28: Quick Favor (13)
27: Another SATGS PSA – Metal Trivets (20)
24: My Children Give Me Hope for the Future (52)
23: Brainwashed (The Marketing is Working Part 2) (19)
23: Squint (15)
22: Hello Real Life Friends (16)
21: Randomness Part 119 (15)
20: My Son Trash Talked My Wedding Video (14)
19: Pork Bung – As Advertised! (19)
18: Information Overload and BlogHerDC (14)
16: My Anniversary Dinner (47)
15: These Are Just a Few of My Favorite Things (13)
13: Why Does Everybody Keep Asking Me That? (20)
12: Who is In? BlogHer Reach Out Washington D.C. (5)
11: Scariest Pop Up Ad Ever (16)
08: Thank You They Might Be Giants (7)
07: Future Plumber? (26)
04: These Germs Are Making Me a Bad Friend (11)
02: Randomness Part 118 (24)

September 2008 (18)
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30: I Hope this Doesn’t Mean They Will Start Rooting for the Red Sox (16)
29: I Hope You Had a Better Time at The National Book Festival (20)
25: Randomness Part 117 (10)
23: Bugging Me: My Gnat/Mosquito Conspiracy Theory (18)
23: Do Any Other Kids Talk Like This? (16)
22: Questions For You: Social Media, Socializing and Anti-Social Behavior (42)
20: UCF, UFC, Either Way There Will Be Some Bad Sportmanship (4)
19: Close but No Cigar (15)
18: It Must Have Been One Hell of a Party (25)
17: Lamest Excuse Ever (26)
16: Apparently Drag Queens Make Me Happy (24)
13: *Gag* (30)
12: Not THAT Sarah (15)
11: Questions for You (67)
10: We Either Need a Reality Check or a Vocabulary Lesson (18)
06: Listen Here, Hanna (22)
04: Mosquito Bite Backlash (27)
02: Three Embarrassing Confessions (49)

August 2008 (21)
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30: Impulse Buy (19)
29: They Always Look So Happy in the Commercials (23)
28: The Marketing is Working (30)
26: The Person in the Next Stall Must Have Been Going #1 (13)
25: At the Orioles Game 8-25-08 (8)
25: Randomness Part 116 (13)
24: Apocalypse Now (7)
22: Adding Insult to Injury (12)
20: Slacker (13)
18: No, Thank YOU (28)
16: Giddy (17)
13: You Reap What You Sew (33)
12: Today is the Greatest (17)
12: Just Ignore This One (1)
11: Another Rant About Air Travel (31)
09: Ears With Feet (25)
07: The World Just Keeps Getting Smaller (11)
06: At Least I Won’t Have to Save for College (21)
04: I Need a Camera – STAT (19)
02: The Most Exclusive Ticket in Town (13)
02: Blog The Recession (All the Cool Kids are Doin’ It) (17)

July 2008 (17)
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31: Ooooh That Smell (40)
30: Then I Turned into a Lioness (34)
29: All That and a Baggie Full of Ham (25)
28: The Long Way to Score a Free Babysitter (12)
28: Like Shaving, Except You Sweat More (38)
24: Bringing Me Back Down to Earth (31)
23: Too Jet Lagged to think of a Clever Post Title (23)
18: It’s a Small World After All (11)
16: Would You Wear This Shi(r)t? (44)
14: I am Converting (4)
13: Where I’ve Been (11)
11: Not My Usual Day (20)
09: The Most Unusual Tattle This Morning* (18)
08: This Might Sounds Unreasonable At First (13)
06: The Big News (41)
02: Aaaaaaah. That’s Better. (26)
01: Again with the Honesty (18)

June 2008 (29)
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30: Somebody Call Guinness (15)
28: This One Kills Me (21)
27: Consider Me Stimulated (11)
26: Homer (14)
25: The One She is Going to Hate Me For (20)
25: Anyone for Tennis? (17)
24: My Mom Was Right (20)
23: Traffic Experiment #3 is Underway (20)
21: Traffic Experiment #3 (28)
21: Why I am Happy Today (7)
20: Questions for You: Food (33)
19: Randomess Part 115 (13)
18: What the Hell? (19)
17: Thy Name is Paranoia (25)
17: We Have a Winner! (4)
16: The Teaser (15)
14: And I’m Tired Too (4)
14: Beer is Addicted to Me (17)
13: Father’s Day Giveaway (47)
11: The One Where Sarah Holds Them in for an Extra Week (27)
10: Freaking Me Out a Little Bit (20)
10: I’ve Got Plenty of Nothing (19)
06: Caption Contest: A Horse on the Toilet? (25)
05: The Oldest Joke in the World* (19)
04: Parenting Advice Needed (24)
04: Randomness Part 114 (22)
03: Last Day of School Math (10)
02: My Eyes are Going to Roll Right Out of My Head (31)
01: Eureka! (19)

May 2008 (29)
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30: Again With the Feed Thing (34)
29: Randomness Part 113 (23)
28: Sam Needs a Shower* (10)
27: Random and Weird (14)
27: The Nationals Game had a Bonus (15)
25: Looks Like You Blew a Seal* (20)
24: A Good Way to Explain It (8)
23: Because I Have So Much Free Time (13)
22: Am I Going Insane? (15)
21: Test (5)
21: More About Peeing on Stuff (22)
20: A Post About Sleep Quickly Degenerates Into Another Essay About Urine (39)
19: Even Traffic Seems Much Cooler Through Her Eyes (13)
17: These Stories All End With “I Have to Go Potty.” (19)
16: All You All Day (49)
15: Randomness Part 112 (11)
14: Why She is Going to Have to Start Doing Her Own Laundry (17)
12: Four (58)
11: Mothers Day (6)
09: What Hurts (20)
08: 5:00 am (42)
07: Today on Today (15)
06: I Thought I Felt My House Shaking (20)
06: Is Nike Saying What I Think it is Saying? (17)
03: Sticking With the Shower Theme (17)
02: On the Upside, I Smell Much Better (13)
02: I Guess I Watched “Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas” One Too Many Times (10)
01: Randomness Part 111 (1)
01: Name Calling (10)

April 2008 (16)
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30: Elastic Issues (13)
28: Caption Contest (25)
28: Call Me Clueless (17)
25: I Seem to have Misplaced My Feed (14)
23: Little Miss Dark Vader (35)
22: Where Have You Been Lima? (7)
17: Questions for You, Questions for Me (31)
16: You Be the Judge: UCF Crocs (28)
16: Goon Squad Loves the Nintendo DS (6)
14: Claudia Will Make You Jump Jump (21)
11: Just Sayin’ (39)
10: I Never Claimed to Make Any Sense (14)
10: Burn Me (11)
07: Answer Me This – If You Were Alone (70)
03: Pssst (6)
03: Out of Curiosity (13)

March 2008 (36)
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31: You’re Going to Have to Be in Charge of the Thinking Part (16)
31: Another Contest: What the Hell is Sarah Reading #4 (10)
28: BOSSY’S DC Tour Stop (9)
28: What the Hell is Sarah Reading? Part 3: A Contest (6)
28: Is This Thing On? (51)
27: Randomness Part 110 (7)
27: Technical Difficulties (3)
23: Flashback (30)
22: Crap Crap Crap Crap (8)
21: This Can’t Be Good (17)
21: Answer Me This – Favorite Quotes (22)
20: How Does One Even DO Research if One Cannot Read? (9)
19: Gag (11)
19: Randomness Part 109 (32)
18: The Truthiness Thing (12)
18: One is Silver and the Other’s Gold (13)
17: Bob Dole was the Doliest Bob (and other searches) (14)
17: If You Weren’t At the Caps Game Yesterday (11)
16: Something Else I Never Thought I Would Say (14)
14: *Scowling* (19)
14: Answer Me This – 3 of 3 (8)
13: The Worst Lie Ever (8)
13: Randomness Part 108 (9)
12: The Pocketless Dilemma (16)
12: The Aforementioned Telescoping Fork (22)
11: Randomness Part 107 (13)
10: I Never Thought I Would Say These Words in this Order (9)
10: She’s Got Diamonds on the Soles Of Her Shoes (12)
09: Brad Pitt + Hairy Crotch = Search Term of the Week (12)
08: Sometimes It Takes a Fresh Eye (11)
07: Sarah Gets a Haircut (55)
06: Getting Better All the Time (21)
05: Right Off! (30)
03: Beep Beep Beep Moonlight Sonata and The Search Term of the Week (18)
03: This Was Posted From My iPhone* (32)
01: Today is My Lucky Day (24)

February 2008 (33)
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29: Answer Me This – Leap Day Pop Culture (62)
28: Randomness Part 106 (15)
28: Boxer Shorts (7)
27: The Boy is Goofy Too (16)
27: Does This Magnadoodle Say What I Think it Says? (22)
26: Why They Don’t Let Me Out of the House Much (23)
26: Not Your Average Pretend Shopping (16)
25: Randomness Part 105 (29)
23: Another Reason Everybody Should Have Married Gabe (5)
23: More Ways to Search and Win (5)
22: Desperately Seeking Amazon Kindle (10)
22: Isn’t It Ironic? (6)
21: I Warned You (14)
20: Search Terms of The Week (20)
19: Doctor, Doctor Gimme the News (35)
18: Uncle (31)
16: Randomness Part 104 (20)
15: She is Only 3 (38)
14: This Time I Will Answer the Question (16)
14: Sure, Whatever You Say (10)
13: Answer Me This: The Movie Version (56)
11: Silver Lining (29)
11: What The Hell is Sarah Reading? Episode 2 (15)
09: A Parallel (19)
08: Why I Didn’t Watch the Super Bowl (8)
08: Who Can Read Spanish? (17)
07: Another SATGS PSA: On DayQuil (8)
06: Randomness Part 103 (20)
05: I’m Not Ignoring You (25)
03: I Always Thought it Was “Caca” (20)
02: Six More Random Questions for You (76)
02: 123, 5, 3 Meme (4)
01: Just Like Mommy (21)

January 2008 (29)
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31: Randomness Part 102 (22)
31: Mommy, Can I Play the Game of the Month Again? (15)
30: Fess Up – Garage Bands (37)
30: Ad-vice (2)
29: My Dog Ate My Homework (1)
29: The Great Interview Experiment (5)
28: Two Birds, One Stone (13)
28: Coincidence? (29)
26: The Trip Odometer of the Beast (15)
25: Your Turn (64)
24: Motherhood is So Glamorous (Insert Sarcasm Emoticon Here) (18)
24: In 3s – Part 2 (20)
23: Things I Never Thought I Would Say – Part 4 (7)
23: Randomness Part 101 (12)
22: Recovery Blows (18)
21: Tomorrow (7)
21: The Surgery Went Just Fine (27)
20: Lesson Learned (13)
19: Randomness Part 100 (10)
18: A Big Big Brown Surprise (17)
18: Scarred For Life (15)
16: Top 50 Female Bloggers (31)
16: Toilet Training is Overrated (6)
15: A Blast From My Past (23)
14: Best Search Term of the Week (10)
14: Short Term Memory Loss – We Have A Winner (5)
11: What I Was Doing: What I Was Thinking (15)
11: These Twins Accidentally Married Each Other (21)
10: Hey You! Delurk! (110)

December 2007 (29)
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29: Not Polite in Any Culture
27: Don’t Play Wii Golf with Three Year Olds (34)
26: Never Underestimate the Power of the Dark Side (9)
24: What’s Up Doc? Can We Rock? (5)
23: Grandma Christ Superstar (15)
22: It Isn’t That I Don’t Dig the Hello Kitty (15)
20: Randomness Part 98 (10)
19: One More Thing I Never Thought I Would Say (12)
18: Hey Oprah, Get Up Off ‘Em (8)
18: Why You Shouldn’t Let Me Guest Blog (4)
17: Just ONE of the Reasons 3 Year Olds Probably Shouldn’t Watch Futurama (7)
17: Happy Birthday to Me (38)
15: The Food Gods Have Smiled Upon Me (9)
14: Desperate (9)
14: Randomness Part 97 (18)
13: What Sucks (25)
12: 7 Conversations About One Thing (18)
11: Does This Show Make Me Look Fat? (15)
11: Welcoming Zanna (2)
10: It’s Not Just for Dessert Anymore (17)
07: More Chanukah Fun (9)
06: You Will Never Believe This (11)
06: Has Anybody Seen My Fireplace Remote? (4)
05: I Never Thought I Would Say This (17)
04: Seven MORE Things About Me (Plus Bonus iTunes Meme) (12)
03: I Twitter (18)
03: Generation Gap (16)
02: It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (8)
01: We Have a Winner! (8)

November 2007 (24)
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30: Randomness Part 96 (12)
29: Closing in on It: Contest Update #3 (14)
29: Sometimes I am Such a Girl (15)
28: Randomness Part 95 (5)
27: I’ve Lost My Voice (6)
26: An Open Letter to Florence, South Carolina (27)
24: No Bear Left Behind: Another SATGS PSA (8)
22: No Place Like Home for the Holidays (9)
19: Just Part of My Life: A One Act Play (28)
16: In 3s (25)
16: The Worst Part is that it is that She was Telling the Truth (18)
15: Randomness Part 94 (20)
15: I Hope it is Still Hip to be Square (7)
14: A Freak Accident (15)
14: Randomness Part 93 (6)
13: I Have Become My Mother (22)
12: You’ll Never Guess What I am Doing Tonight (22)
09: Out of the Mouths of Babes (17)
08: Contest Update (10)
07: Because Fish Love The English Beat (14)
06: It is a completely reasonable segue in my mind. (14)
02: Guilty: The ROFL Award for October (5)
02: Avoid Squeezing the Meat (13)
01: Fine. Sit in your own feces. See if I care. (24)

October 2007 (34)
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31: Ian Meets Sharpie (14)
30: What I Don’t Want to Hear in a Public Restroom Ever Again (6)
29: It All Depends on What Scary Means to You (24)
27: Randomness Part 92 (11)
26: We Have a Winner! (4)
26: Traffic Experiment #2 – Contest Update #2 (18)
25: Funny, He Usually Doesn’t Think About the Laundry. (17)
24: MOTHERS Act and PPD (There is a Contest in Here Somewhere) (22)
24: Co-Opping is Never Boring (13)
23: Randomness Part 91 (14)
23: Claudia’s Set List (15)
22: Claudia’s Posh Spice Impression (10)
22: Customer Service is Dead in the Airline Industry (7)
21: Dumbledore is Gay (19)
19: Another SATGS PSA: On Loudness (not the Japanese Heavy Metal Band) (10)
19: Randomness Part 90 (5)
18: Traffic Experiment #2 – An Update (20)
18: Love Your Body Day (16)
17: Seven More Things (16)
15: I’m Not Ignoring You (25)
12: Nickelodeon Has Smiled Upon Me Today (15)
11: Netflix Has Lost Its Mind (17)
11: Ham and Gruyere Quiche (8)
10: Trashmouth Jr. (20)
09: Washington Monument Reflected in the Vietnam Veterans Memorial (11)
08: I Pay Up (6)
06: The Trick is to Bribe Them With Candy (26)
05: Randomness Part 89 (14)
04: Ian’s Joke of the Day (14)
04: Sucker Bet (8)
03: I’m Kind of Slow – Delurk (69)
03: I’ve Got Another Confession to Make (Apologies to Mommy at Work) (16)
02: I Am to Blame (39)
01: Teamwork (10)

September 2007 (27)
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30: Randomness Part 88 (9)
29: I’m Going to Need an Explanation (22)
28: You May Want to Avert Your Eyes (19)
28: You People Just Aren’t Right (23)
27: An Open Letter to the Clock on My Oven (5)
27: Traffic Experiment #2 – Audience Participation: A Contest (33)
26: Onionbooty? (13)
25: Nothing (19)
24: If You Pay Attention it Makes Sense (36)
23: I’ve Said it Before (6)
20: You’ll Never Guess What is in My Kid’s Pants (40)
19: My Friends Have Cool Friends (9)
18: I’m THAT Mom (35)
17: It’s Oh So Quiet (16)
16: How ‘Bout Them Bucs? (9)
14: Calling All Techies (11)
13: You Know What I Hate? (18)
12: Spring Cleaning For the Fall? (27)
11: I’d Like to Thank the Academy – Best Dressed (12)
10: Ian Running in the Surf (6)
09: Two Reasons Why My Kids Will Grow Up to Fear New Jersey (26)
08: The Mystery Bruise (8)
07: Randomness Part 87 (2)
06: If There Is a Heaven (37)
05: My Second Strangest Compliment to Date (41)
04: Creepy… But Quiet (13)
04: D.C. Metro Moms Blog (1)

August 2007 (29)
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29: Your Money Is Mine, Blog Pound (16)
28: Rethinking Your Decision (11)
28: How to Make Lumpyhead’s Mom Shoot Beer Out of Her Nose (7)
26: Ask and Ye Shall Receive (4)
25: Anyone? (16)
25: On the Dollar Store (10)
24: Are You Talking to Meme? (17)
23: To Some of You, This Will Sound Like Blah, Blah, Blah (13)
22: Randomness Part 86 (6)
21: In Your Hands (47)
20: A Good Way to Attract Attention (14)
20: We Are Bossy (13)
18: If You Were Looking For Me (8)
17: No Publicity is Bad Publicity (21)
16: Best Laid Plans (14)
15: The Ring Bear (32)
14: Mike Vick: What the Hell? (21)
13: The Excuse Note (31)
10: Getting Better (25)
09: The Filth and the Fury (32)
08: Formal Memo/Informal Poll (42)
07: Not to Be Overly Political (39)
07: Mother’s Little Helper (17)
06: Ahhh. Football Season. (18)
03: I Guess I Should Be More Specific (23)
03: I Was Under the Impression We Lived on Earth (19)
02: The Aftermath (19)
01: The Future is Now (14)
01: I Guess I’m on the Mailing List (14)

July 2007 (31)
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31: Way Better Than Sting (26)
28: American Airlines Comes Through in the End (16)
27: Mary Mary Quite Contrary (13)
25: Spinning My Wheels (9)
24: An Imaginary Celebrity Pick Up Soccer Game (19)
23: Coolest Thing Ever (32)
23: TV Taught My Kids Music Theory (15)
21: Randomness Part 85 (12)
20: I’d Rather Be Having Dental Work (10)
20: The Potty Training Continues (18)
19: Sure, It Seems Cool if You are Reading This Blog (46)
19: Me in 10 Seconds: BlogMe ’07 (13)
18: Fine, but it is going to be tough getting through The Andes. (8)
17: I Want to Marry The Kennedy Center (9)
17: Randomness Part 84 (10)
16: Uncomfortably Numb (14)
13: Every Girl’s Crazy ’bout a Sharp Dressed Man (16)
13: Randomness Part 83 (8)
12: Chatty Cathy: In the Flesh (24)
11: Randomness Part 82 (5)
11: Some Gender Stereotypes are True (20)
10: An Open Letter to U.S. Airways (51)
07: Spot the Mixed Message in the Children’s Book (28)
07: 7.7.7. (8)
06: Now I’ve Seen Everything Vol. 4 (23)
05: Something Slightly Different (6)
04: Calling All Vegetables! (20)
03: I Was Thinking about You in the Shower (12)
03: What Does Simon Cowell think of Neil Diamond and other Searches (10)
02: Randomness Part 81 (9)
02: It Could Be Raining (7)

June 2007 (26)
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30: What are you doing on Sunday? (14)
29: My Subconscious is a Mysterious Place (Now with Pictures!) (18)
28: Randomness Part 80 (8)
27: DOH! (16)
26: Just In Case You Were Concerned that I May have Matured since Last Week (32)
25: Sleeping Angel (16)
24: Randomness Part 79 (1)
22: This Woman Needs Her Own Blog (16)
21: What People Take Pictures of When They are Drunk (19)
19: What is in the Cage? (39)
18: We’re Back (14)
17: A Guest Poster Drops The Ball (6)
15: Writing checks I can’t cash (9)
14: Now BRITAIN’S Got Talent (13)
13: It Going to Be a Good Weekend (plus new searches) (17)
12: Ian and Claudia: Guitar Heroes (12)
12: Apology Not Accepted (13)
11: Randomness Part 78 (9)
08: Deep Down Inside I am a 12 Year Old Boy (31)
08: How Tired Do You Have to Be? (12)
07: A SATGS PSA Regarding Leftovers (7)
07: A Charming Moment with My Little Boy (16)
06: Laundry Mystery (26)
05: Those Kids Can Spot an Old McDonalds* a Mile Away (25)
04: PlayStation Has My Number (22)
01: What Nobody Told Me About Co-Opping (15)

May 2007 (28)
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31: All This Attention Over One Little Phrase (17)
30: You Type Something ONE TIME and Look What Happens (16)
29: Update (15)
23: I Need either an Electrician or that Short Lady from Poltergeist (43)
23: I Love Kids (12)
22: Randomness Part 77 (23)
21: Nothing to See Here (14)
21: Could I be any Less Mature? (21)
18: A Meeting, A Picture and Some Searches (22)
17: Cell Phone Picture Extravaganza: Your Photos (10)
17: Maybe a Little Bit of Information can be too Much (13)
16: I Don’t Think this Counts as T.M.I. (25)
16: Randomness Part 76 (15)
15: Interesting Way to Start the Day (23)
14: Dora! Boots! How Could You? (23)
12: Three At Last (29)
11: Cell Phone Picture Extravaganza (21)
11: Me? A Thinking Blogger? (8)
10: Several Things (13)
09: Wine: The one Without the “H” (33)
08: Randomness Part 75 (23)
07: First Sign of the Apocalypse (If you Believe in that Sort of Thing) (14)
06: How Many States have you Lived In? An Informal Poll (84)
04: They Pull Me Up then they Beat Me Back Down (26)
04: Happy Virtual Birthday Mr. Big Dubya (6)
03: Dr. Seuss, I Don’t Like the Way this Looks One Bit (20)
02: She said “A Scary Day” (13)
01: They Think They Own the Store (11)

April 2007 (30)
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30: It’s Official: I am Going to BlogHer (22)
30: Wow. (13)
27: Randomness Part 74 (102)
26: Boots Has a Penis (23)
25: Behold the Power of The Letter Factory (15)
23: Some Closure: Answer to a Burning Question (16)
23: Quote of the Day (9)
22: You Like Me, You Really Like Me (9)
21: Best Doormat Ever (23)
20: Mom My Ride (15)
19: Hipster Parent or Huge Dork? (22)
18: Not Bad for Her First Try (14)
18: Randomness Part 73 (22)
17: A Mere 27 Hours Later (15)
17: Grrrrrr. (17)
16: Power Trio (17)
13: Having Girls is Overrated (31)
12: Things I Owe You Guys (26)
12: Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (1922-2007) (15)
11: Soda My Ass (16)
11: Has Anyone Seen the Real Sarah? (18)
10: Randomness Part 72 (8)
09: Eh, I Didn’t Know what else to do with It (4)
09: The Princess is Displeased (17)
09: Top Design Dilemma (20)
07: Is it Supposed to Snow in April? (19)
06: You Go on the Road for ONE Afternoon (12)
05: Overheard at My Brother’s House (5)
05: If Cute Could Kill (13)
03: Spring Break 2007! (19)

March 2007 (27)
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31: Overheard in Our Hotel Room (17)
30: Would You Guys Mind Rooting Against Georgetown? (10)
30: Randomness Part 71 (13)
29: Fine. Just sit in pee all day. See if I care. (26)
28: How Would You Answer this One? (23)
27: Betrayed by a Small Appliance (22)
27: Who Buys This Kind of Crap? (33)
26: She was Wearing Crocodiles? (11)
26: An Open Love Letter (9)
24: Randomness Part 70 (13)
22: How was Your Morning? (24)
21: Hmph. (14)
20: Getting Our Moneys Worth Out of Preschool (27)
19: Opposite Week (16)
16: Can’t Talk – March Madness (28)
14: Two Advantages of Having More than One Child: A Short List (10)
12: Who Wants to Explain Commercial Air Travel to the Boy? (19)
12: Maybe I Should be Leaving the Bathroom Door Closed Even when I’m not in There (8)
09: The Boy is Not Charitable (22)
08: I Wasn’t Using My Context Clues (30)
07: Randomness Part 69 (6)
06: A Parenting Riddle (21)
05: If a Moose Picked a Fight With a Helicopter, Who Would Win? (9)
05: Calling all Parents (At Least the Ones who watch Nick Jr.) (23)
03: How I Angered Total Strangers This Week (40)
01: I WISH I was Making this Up (29)
01: Now I’ve Seen Everything Vol. 4 (1)

February 2007 (26)
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28: It is as if I were Trying to be Even More Suburban (21)
27: Randomness Part 68 (12)
26: Is that some sort of backhanded compliment? (19)
26: A Quick Note on The Oscars (22)
26: The Hits – They Just Keep Coming (15)
24: Be Brutally Honest With Me (52)
22: Guest Post: Devra Explains the Whole “Kool and the Gang and Whodini” Thing (23)
21: I’ve Been Wondering (40)
20: Randomness Part 67 (14)
19: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions: SATGS mailbag (10)
16: That Will Teach Me to Be Such a Smart Ass (19)
16: Randomness Part 66 (13)
15: She Doesn’t Want Me to Have Diarrhea. I Guess that is a Good Thing. (16)
14: Snow Day (18)
13: If I Wanted Your Opinion I Would Ask For It (68)
12: Only Read This Post if You Like Folk Music (28)
12: She’s Humble Too (11)
10: Randomness Part 65 (8)
08: Anna Nicole Smith (1967 – 2007) (28)
08: I Don’t Even Follow My Own Advice, Why Should You? (8)
07: Because I’ve got Nothing Else Going On (13)
06: Randomness Part 64 (10)
05: Super Bowl Recap: Sarah Style (19)
02: If You Are Psyched For the Super Bowl… and Have Some Free Time (12)
01: More Grocery Store Trauma (20)
01: Perfect Post Award – January (7)

January 2007 (27)
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31: In Other News: My Two Year Old Can Work the VCR (18)
30: Let Me Ask You a Question (Super Bowl Edition) (25)
30: Randomness Part 63 (10)
29: Don’t Know What You Got ’til it’s Gone (27)
25: Shaq Attack has Arrived! (6)
25: What is in a Name? (20)
24: I Come By this Sense of Humor Honestly (21)
22: Remember Earlier? When I Told You I was a Bad Ass? (12)
22: I Was Banned in the E-T-H-I-O-P-I-A (19)
20: Another SATGS PSA (22)
19: A Virtual Joke Shower (10)
19: Randomness Part 62 (14)
18: Do Cats Hibernate? (12)
17: Can’t Talk – Too Busy Baking (10)
16: The Art at the Top of my Stairs (42)
15: Randomness Part 61 (16)
10: De-Lurking Week (11)
10: At Least they Will Listen to Elmo (20)
09: A Sweeping Epiphany (23)
08: Check Out What We Did this Weekend (28)
08: While Watching a Burger King Commercial (8)
05: I Was Just Trying to Leave Playgroup (29)
04: If There are Roaches in my Kid’s Bedroom I Blame “The Upside Down Show” (13)
04: Pictures of People who have had Ebola and other Searches that Landed People Here (also possibly the post with the longest title ever written) (8)
03: My Own Private Mobile Dixieland Duo (10)
03: I’d Like to Thank the Academy (12)
02: My Jeans Went All Def Leppard on Me (21)

December 2006 (25)
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30: It’s the Eqivalent of My Parents Saying “Groovy” (23)
30: If You Just Can’t Get Enough of Me (7)
29: And So It Begins (10)
28: Randomness Part 60 (16)
28: Just Answer the Question, Yes or No (18)
27: Stranger than Strange Fiction (16)
24: In Case I Don’t Get a Chance to Talk to You Tomorrow (10)
21: The Saga of the Traveling Hat (30)
20: Good News/Bad News (17)
20: Late to the Party (22)
19: Claudia Wishes You All a Happy Holiday (20)
18: Product Placement (13)
17: Happy Birthday to Me (33)
15: And the best game you can name… (17)
14: Some Days are More Surreal than Others (14)
14: 23 Minutes and Still Counting (10)
13: Remember When I Told You My Kids Could Sing The Misfits? (10)
11: Randomness Part 59 (11)
11: Ignore this post – I just need it to put these pictures somewhere (1)
10: If You’re Not Doing Anything Right Now (9)
08: Tattle Tale (22)
07: Translate Schlongmeister and Other Searches (16)
06: It is Nature Not Nurture – I Have Proof (17)
05: Vacation Photos (24)
04: But O, Sick Children of the World (24)

November 2006 (22)
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30: Claudia’s Mr. T. Starter Kit (9)
29: Now I’ve Seen Everything Vol. 3 (18)
28: The Problem With Vacation (17)
24: Happy (belated) Thanksgiving (6)
20: I’m Not Ignoring You (13)
16: This One is For All You Pregnant People (59)
15: Dolca Anyone? (18)
14: I Thought it was Funny. (ROTFLMAO Awards) (5)
13: …and THAT is what broke baby bird’s balloon. (23)
13: The boy isn’t right. (7)
10: At least he knows his shapes. (27)
09: Fall. Who Knew? I Guess Everybody Except Me. (29)
08: Randomness Part 58 (18)
07: I Voted, My Kids Owe Me $100, and Closure (27)
06: WWYD? (49)
04: John McCain Woke Up My Kids (22)
03: Help a Mother Out (21)
03: In Just Seven Days I Will Give You Your Results (4)
02: Blue. No, Yellow! (20)
02: Ding Ding Ding. We Have a Winner. (3)
01: Go ahead. Take a guess. (A Contest) (29)
01: Blog Exchange – An Open Letter (7)

October 2006 (33)
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31: The Dreaded Book Meme (16)
30: So I said “Don’t lick the pumpkin!” (16)
30: Cinnamon Buttcrack (and other searches) (12)
27: Randomness Part 57 (9)
27: Friday Flicks (35)
26: Five Reasons I Had a Good Weekend Last Weekend (9)
25: Cards For Sorrow, Cards For Pain (20)
24: Fushing Feef (and other nonsense) (23)
23: My Hero (34)
21: I was never a little bit country. However… (34)
21: Ignore this Post
20: A Tragedy, or an Educational Opportunity? (22)
20: Too Late For Love Thursday (7)
19: …and then I was so excited that my head exploded. (12)
17: Randomness Part 56 (13)
17: Knock Knock Vote (31)
16: It Was Seven Years Ago Today (47)
15: Gross. (14)
14: Randomness Part 55 (14)
13: What We Did this Morning (Instead of Watching TV) (10)
12: Like Mother Like Son (25)
11: Sweater in a Bush (28)
10: You Were Wondering About Searches Again, Weren’t You? (10)
09: Randomness Part 54 (12)
09: Whitesnake on a Plane (21)
08: Contest Results (7)
07: A One Question Quiz (15)
06: If You’re Looking For Something to Do (3)
05: Love Thursday (26)
04: Randomness Part 53 (21)
03: I Heart Dad Gone Mad This Much (15)
02: My First Perfect Post Award (10)
01: One Man Band (21)

September 2006 (32)
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29: Gender Biases (20)
29: Gabe’s “Business” Retreat (9)
29: Kismet (8)
28: One More For Karen (18)
27: Randomness Part 52 (14)
27: Why I Am Tired Today (or what not to do) (9)
26: Hey Everybody! (11)
26: First Day of School – Take 2 (22)
25: Hug (15)
23: Banned Books Week (18)
23: The “Bush”-Whacked Administration is Celebrating (8)
22: Randomness Part 51 (6)
21: This Post Would Not Have Been Possible Without My TiVo (26)
21: For Belinda (1)
20: A Barfing Bifecta (18)
20: You Guys Want to Hear Something Really Gross? (17)
19: First Day of School. Or Not. (16)
18: The Power of Nemo Compels You (23)
17: Meet Amy Güth (14)
15: Sometimes I Wish I Was Making This Stuff Up (17)
15: Randomness Part 50 (6)
14: Maybe I Have an Image Problem (7)
13: While Watching a Commercial for “Dancing With the Stars” (18)
13: Three Reasons You Might Not Want to Take Two Year Olds to Your Doctor Appointment (12)
12: Just So You Can See What I’m Up Against Here (9)
11: Randomness Part 49
11: Big Kid Beds (17)
10: 9 Disturbing Searches From the Last Week (9)
08: I bet I’m the only one of us who has ever uttered this phrase. (12)
07: Like Mother Like Daughter (sigh) (17)
06: Nobody Told Me (26)
05: Three Birds With One Stone (2)

August 2006 (35)
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31: Draft: Recap (8)
30: Let the trash talking begin! (10)
29: It’s a Twin Thang – I Wouldn’t Understand (19)
28: Why would you even want to find that? (23)
28: Randomness Part 48 (6)
27: Why I Felt Old Today (10)
26: Son of a Bitch (1)
25: It is EXACTLY what it looks like. (17)
25: This one is mostly for my male readers. (8)
24: Pluto Little Pluto was the Farthest Planet From the Sun (Ooh Hoo) (24)
24: Love Thursday (6)
23: My Daughter, The Temptation (9)
23: Hook Me Up (13)
22: I think I have mono. (14)
22: Randomness Part 47 (10)
21: We’re Back (12)
17: Consider Yourself Warned (19)
16: The Early Birds (15)
15: Conjuction Junction, What’s Your Function? (16)
14: Twins on a Plane (20)
13: Do Bob the Builder and Wendy have a thing going on? (and other burning questions that people have searched for) (15)
12: It Counts as a Throwback Jersey if You are Only Two Years Old (7)
11: Threats – 2006 Style (18)
11: As I Watch My Daughter Eat Her Weight in Cheerios (4)
10: Ian Learns a New Phrase (15)
09: Riddle Me This (9)
09: Did she just say “a cow skull”? (18)
08: Randomness Part 46 (6)
08: The problem with this post is that I have to admit that we watch “Hell’s Kitchen”. (16)
07: I am trying to remain calm. (21)
03: Thanks Junipers! (17)
03: Randomness Part 45 (8)
02: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (The Top 10!) (25)
01: BlogHer – The Recap (with apologies to dial-up users) (22)
01: Perfect Post Award – July (4)

July 2006 (40)
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31: Can’t Talk – Jet Lag (15)
29: Live From BlogHer – Worst Picture Ever Caption Contest (23)
28: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (20 – 11) (9)
28: Live From BlogHer – Episode 1 (11)
27: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (30 – 21) (3)
26: That’s a Good Day, Daddy (9)
26: Randomness Part 44 (15)
26: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (40 – 31) (11)
25: 5 Things (8)
24: Oops (17)
24: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (50 – 41) (18)
23: Weekend Recap: A Conversation (10)
22: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (60 – 51) (10)
21: Randomness Part 43 (12)
21: In Case Anyone Was Wondering (18)
20: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (70 – 61) (19)
19: The Demon Cat (14)
19: Ditching The Squad (just for the day) (4)
17: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (80 – 71) (19)
17: Pieces of Kelly (8)
16: Sarah’s Favorite Albums of All Time (90 – 81) (21)
15: The Most Appropriate Homonym of Them All (11)
15: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (100 – 91) (27)
14: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (Coming Soon) (3)
14: Mocha is Brewing Something Up (6)
14: Blogroll (Extended Dance Mix) (3)
13: Breaking News (if you care about this kind of thing) (12)
13: Love/Hate/Love (8)
13: Caveat (8)
12: If you can’t beat ‘em… (36)
12: Who Let Me Be a Parent? (7)
11: Arrr (6)
10: It’s no portable DVD player, but it’s a start. (9)
10: Randomness Part 42 (4)
10: Big Twin/Triplet/Quadruplet Blogroll (10)
07: Guess who put on her own sandals this morning? (9)
06: Any Better? (6)
06: Sucker (10)
06: I’m not ignorning you. (2)
04: Perfect Post Award (3)

June 2006 (41)
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29: If You Can’t Take the Heat, Get Out of the Kitchen. (15)
28: Randomness Part 41 (9)
27: Wah Hoo! (7)
27: What is brown and sounds like a bell?* (13)
26: Letting the Cat Out of the Bag (Literally) (9)
26: Big Dump Truck (1)
23: Hi Honey, I’m Home. (14)
23: Notes from my Blogworld (13)
22: Having a Bad Blog Day (9)
21: The Brad Pitt Butt Traffic Experiment Results (8)
20: Just One of the Guys (23)
19: WWC Week 7 (4)
19: You Get What You Pay For (8)
17: Daddy Blogging Love (11)
16: A Bib Could Have Solved this Problem (15)
16: Sorry, this just couldn’t wait for a real post. (5)
15: On Father’s Day (10)
15: …and he didn’t even kill me. (12)
14: Randomness Part 40 (22)
14: Seriously? (7)
13: The Post Where I Admit I am an Idiot (Part 2) (13)
13: He Will Be My Second (or fourth depending on how you look at it) (10)
13: Experiment Update #2 – “The Brad Pitt Butt Traffic Experience” (2)
12: Randomness Part 39 (11)
12: WWC Week 6 (10)
10: Maybe Two of You Can Relate to This (9)
10: Where are we going? (6)
09: Experiment Update #1 – “The Brad Pitt Butt Traffic Experience” (7)
09: Smell the Glove (7)
08: My Experiment (9)
08: Isn’t Everything Living Technically Organic Anyway? (19)
08: Six Strange Things About Ian (4)
07: For your mid-week viewing pleasure – more searches (4)
06: Polling Parents (14)
06: Randomness Part 38 (7)
05: WWC Week 5 (3)
05: I’m Shitty! You Really Think I’m Shitty! (8)
05: Riding on the Metro (5)
02: They call it “Noodling” (15)
01: I am 1. (28)
01: Perfect Post Award (3)

May 2006 (44)
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31: Looking Good, Winthorpe (11)
31: The Pros and Cons of Kids Learning How to Talk (9)
30: Randomness Part 37 (6)
30: Pop Culture Has Destroyed My Intellect (13)
29: Five Good Reasons to Make Friends on the Interweb (2)
26: For Your Twin (and Triplet) Viewing Pleasure (14)
26: They Used to Look Like This (8)
25: I forgot about the tattoos. (11)
25: Loot (2)
24: Did you know? (4)
24: You Learn Something New Every Day (7)
23: Shitty Mix Tape Challenge (18)
23: Hallelujah! (3)
22: Randomness Part 36 (9)
22: Weekend Word Challenge #3 (15)
21: Pneumatic Tools (8)
19: Baby Bird (12)
19: Two Year Check-Up (4)
18: Jr? (17)
17: What We Do ALL DAY LONG (17)
17: Trader This, Joe (9)
16: Searches (10)
16: Ring Around the Rosie (6)
15: Who was the casting director on this show anyway? (4)
15: All Worth It (12)
12: Randomness Part 35 (8)
12: You guys are the best!
12: Even Dora is in on it. (15)
11: All’s Well That Ends Well (4)
11: I Can’t Believe They Are Going to Be Two Tomorrow (6)
10: On a More Serious Note (5)
10: Weekend Word Challenge – Week One (3)
10: Photographic Proof of My Immaturity (15)
09: Grosser Than Gross (10)
07: Randomness Part 34 (6)
05: Did you see what Rob just did to my kitchen? (16)
04: Mommies and Mommy’s Mommy (9)
04: On a Roll
04: Trust Your Gut, People (13)
03: Suggestions for Mo-Wo (13)
03: Who Is This Is? (12)
02: The Shredder at Grandma’s House (6)
01: On your marks, get set…
01: Your Answers (20)

April 2006 (40)
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30: The Cake (3)
29: Holy Gift Bags Batman! (4)
29: “The Joy Luck Club” (6)
28: It Takes a Lot Longer to Read This Way (7)
27: An Open Letter to Everyone I Know (10)
27: Baby Einstein Van Goat Devil (7)
26: Why Brett Why? (19)
26: Not a Good Day to be a Dolphins Fan (2)
25: Randomness Part 33 (15)
25: Twins in the Shower (9)
24: Now She is Just Making Stuff Up (20)
24: Vacation Update: Part 2 (8)
21: Vacation Update: Part 1 (11)
18: Don’t try to rob my house, I have cat sitters. (22)
18: This Post is Time Sensitive (20)
17: Is Geomotress a Word? (2)
17: It’s Not About Me (5)
15: You Were Expecting it Anyway (16)
15: Easily Amused (4)
15: Irony (4)
14: It is easy to be nasty when you are anonymous. (26)
13: For those of you that like embarrassing pictures (25)
13: For No Reason (15)
12: …and $2100 later the diagnosis is… (9)
12: Who I’ve Become and a Mystery (11)
11: Randomness Part 32 (14)
11: I can’t even think of a reason why ONE person would try to eat a basket. (12)
10: This headline is killing me. (6)
10: Double Cheese (12)
10: Quick Update (5)
07: A Break (20)
06: Son of a… (7)
06: Cat Tales (17)
05: Randomness Part 31 (10)
05: I May Have Mentioned this Before (12)
04: The Post When I Admit I am an Idiot (Part 1) (14)
04: Worst Fake Smiles Ever (6)
03: She’s No Angel (13)
03: 6 Random Things (31)
01: 5 Things I’m Not Proud Of (12)

March 2006 (48)
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31: Let it Pee (5)
30: I told you guys she loves Bob. (10)
30: Okay, Nobody Get Mad (21)
29: Not How We Normally Put Pacifiers In Our Mouths (8)
29: 25 minute nap, you say? (9)
29: They just don’t know how lucky they are. (12)
28: Something New Every Day (17)
27: It’s Alarming How Charming I Feel (32)
27: Pay No Attention to That Man Behind the Curtain (2)
26: Holy Crap (10)
26: So Long, Frank Lloyd Sousa (20)
26: We’re not holding our breath or anything…
24: Randomness Part 30 (12)
24: Want to know what I hated about yesterday? (4)
23: Attitude (9)
23: Be Honest (8)
23: OCD Babies (11)
22: Earache My Eye (11)
22: Why You Are Jealous (7)
21: And now, a message from our sponsor. (21)
21: My sentiments exactly. (11)
20: What is frustration? (12)
17: Randomness Part 29 (17)
16: What we need is a large consignment of very hard drugs. (12)
15: Tell Me Something Good (13)
15: Mommy Blogger is NOT the preferred nomenclature, Dude. (5)
15: Because I have the maturity of a 12 year old boy… (15)
15: While I was away… (10)
14: Claudia’s Flavor Flav Impression (featuring Frog) (16)
14: Reconnected (and it feels so good) (9)
10: Technical Difficulties (10)
09: More Phun with My Phone (5)
09: My New Trick (3)
08: She will be a good Mommy. (4)
08: We’re Through the Looking Glass (38)
07: New Favorite Games (6)
07: Add this to the list of things I never thought I would say. (10)
06: Small World (16)
06: I’m just thrilled to have the opportunity to bring up his “Chess Room”. (4)
05: Claudia’s Baby is a bad influence on the Elmos. (9)
05: A Haiku For “Little Einsteins” (7)
04: I say it is some sort of flashback. (9)
03: A Picture From Ian’s GWAR Audition (5)
03: I’m starting to think that they might be avoiding me. (13)
03: Just Sayin’ (7)
02: Randomness Part 28 (7)
01: To ad or not to ad, that is the question. (11)
01: Fine. But who the hell is minute Bob? (6)

February 2006 (35)
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28: A serious question. (13)
28: Can you picture that? (10)
27: The answer is 5. (10)
27: Spending Our Money Wisely (10)
24: I have no idea how he found out. (13)
24: Su-Su-Su-Superstar (36)
23: Randomness Part 27 (8)
22: I am 386 months old. (13)
22: A Slice of My Life (8)
21: The Pain of Being a Magic Fan (9)
21: Got Cream Cheese? (11)
20: Son of a… (17)
20: Randomness Part 26 (15)
20: So Very Proud (8)
17: In Training for the Sullen Olympics (6)
17: Ian Goes Goth (or Black is the new Yellow) (5)
16: Claudia’s Reading Selection for Thursday (19)
15: The Flamingo Cup (7)
15: The Problem With Chalk (5)
14: The Obligatory Valentine’s Day Post (9)
14: Let It Snow (10)
11: Do you want to know what I think is funny? (11)
10: Who would you do? (16)
09: This Too Shall Pass (14)
08: There is Something About Bob. (11)
07: Tucky Good? (8)
06: Cleaning out my Closet (15)
06: XL (5)
05: Melancholy (5)
04: Super Bowl Chili Cook-Off Pre-Game Spectacular (10)
03: I’ll get you, my pretty. (23)
03: Randomness Part 25 (7)
02: Take off, you hosers. (12)
01: Today it was Apples (9)
01: Mommy truck? (6)

January 2006 (34)
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31: Randomness Part 24 (8)
31: If not for the courage of the Force M.D.’s the minnow would be lost. (12)
30: A Girly Question (19)
30: I couldn’t think of a better one. (3)
28: Best Seats Ever (5)
27: It wasn’t the first time. (9)
26: Celery All Around (17)
26: When I left the room it was a basket full of clean clothes. (11)
25: Who is in? (7)
25: Randomness Part 23 (9)
25: Almost (17)
24: One More Thing that I Will Never Eat Again (11)
24: The Yellow Pacifier Saga Continues (9)
23: Some of you will know exactly what we were talking about. (12)
23: Guarda adesso il mio cappello. (6)
23: Say that shit. (2)
21: A reason NOT to teach your kids about colors right away. (5)
20: A Few Thoughts While Baking Brownies. (10)
20: I had a dream. (10)
20: I keep expecting the bathtub to fall through the floor. (11)
19: Randomness Part 22 (7)
19: Can anyone explain this? (8)
18: Why Potties? (11)
17: International D.J. (13)
17: A Picture from New Years (14)
17: We’re Up and a Shout Out (11)
13: I’m Waiting for the Man (17)
12: Delurker-lurker (28)
11: Surely You Jest (10)
11: An argument against co-sleeping (4)
10: Some things are just too interesting to let slide. (10)
09: Have I mentioned that Earthlink and Verizon suck ass? (19)
05: Still waiting for hookup (19)
03: It’s Alive (10)

December 2005 (35)
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27: Goodnight Little House (28)
27: Because if your sister gets a barrette… (1)
27: Just the Beginning (7)
24: Can’t talk – Football (3)
22: Hand ME the keys… (13)
21: Good News Everyone! (7)
21: Proof in picture form (3)
21: Virtuoso (4)
20: Claudia is helping pack for the move (4)
20: Sid is a moron. (9)
19: Soon to be cold (10)
17: You Say It’s Your Birthday (16)
16: Holiday Pics and Dirty Vikings (2)
16: Pandora (3)
16: Happy Birthday Nonny (5)
15: Thank you, random inanimate object (7)
15: It again (6)
15: Mommy Guilt (11)
14: Super Bowl Extra Large? (7)
14: Now what? (6)
13: But you can’t hear that. (8)
13: Typical Day (3)
12: 18 more searches that ended up here (14)
09: Some babies aren’t very good at sharing (8)
08: Uh-Oh (8)
08: Several Random Things (13)
07: He’s So Popular (9)
06: Same PJ’s, Different Year (10)
06: Did they like the wagon? (4)
05: What I’ll be watching on December 24th. (6)
05: Open Season (8)
04: Duet (8)
02: “…and this is our bathroom.” (12)
02: Why Moving Sucks – Part A (11)
01: They’re Here (10)

November 2005 (35)
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30: Another Meme (5)
30: For a Good Time Call (10)
29: Did I mention? (16)
29: She is learning (6)
28: Poor Kitty (8)
28: Everybody is mowing (except me) (4)
28: Thanksgiving Recap (5)
23: More fun with headbands (10)
22: Notes on The Squad (7)
22: Letting the cat out of the bag (15)
21: Today I said this. (4)
21: Myspace (6)
20: I’m Still Here (10)
16: On a lighter note (16)
16: Twins 101 (13)
15: It’s the sport of kings, better than diamond rings. (6)
15: Six driving down I-95 (11)
14: And I thought poop was a problem. (13)
14: Shhhh! (4)
13: It always knows. (2)
12: Cleaning out my closet. (7)
11: Zoe in Leaves (4)
11: Randomness Part XXI (6)
10: I’m just happy I can breathe through my nose. (12)
09: Claudia’s Menagerie (3)
08: PROMAPALOOZA (36)
06: More search words that brought people here (10)
04: And my parents thought a degree in music would be a waste. (8)
04: “Lullaby” (4)
03: It’s the end of the world as we know it. (12)
03: Like old times? (2)
02: Beware of the Promapalooza (9)
02: Randomness Part XX (2)
01: If anybody cares (10)
01: Does anyone know a good attorney? (8)

October 2005 (56)
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31: Gizoogle Bitches (5)
31: Maybe he will be an artist when he grows up. (4)
31: 113076377876454070 (2)
31: Happy Halloween
29: Happy Halloween (2005) (5)
28: Happy Helloween (1987 – 1989) (9)
28: She is such a girl. He is such a boy. (3)
27: Happy Halloween (1996) (11)
27: Gabe wants you all to see this. (11)
27: Even more searches that brought people here (4)
26: Randomness Part XIX (3)
26: Happy Halloween (1979) (6)
26: I just said this. (8)
25: A Picture of Me in a Fake Beard (7)
25: I forgot to tell you this one (6)
25: Take 2 (4)
24: Herd of cows? (9)
23: 7′s (5)
22: No Lie (5)
21: Randomness Part XVIII (9)
20: On a more family oriented note (5)
20: You might not want to open this link at work. (11)
19: Should I be worried? (16)
19: I AM A WINNER (9)
18: Here Goes (10)
17: The nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long, long time. (7)
17: Zoe’s story (9)
17: Why I roll my eyes a lot (4)
15: Come Again? (5)
14: What happens to breeders (13)
13: Because I am not at all original
13: Randomness Part XVII (2)
12: I should have taken a picture. (7)
12: How Fortuitous (3)
12: This just goes to prove my theory.
12: and a belly picture (10)
11: Housekeeping and complaining (19)
11: Two years ago (5)
10: The Boy had the right idea. (8)
09: More searches that ended up here (5)
08: The Downside of Naked Time. (7)
07: Whatever floats their boats. (5)
07: If you haven’t read it yet… (3)
06: A Foolproof Plan (3)
06: Tampa Sports Update (10)
06: Randomness Part XVI (3)
05: Tagged Again (3)
05: The down side to teaching your kids sign language (5)
05: I told you she could dunk. (3)
04: Still Sick / Taking it to the hole (9)
04: Good Manners (3)
03: This would have been part of Randomness Part XVI (9)
03: From my E-mails 4
03: Not bad, for a sick girl (4)
02: Football Sunday (7)
01: I think other people’s parents might be more normal than mine. (6)

September 2005 (64)
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30: The Chuck E. Fiasco (11)
30: (Worlds Apart) (6)
30: I’ve been called out. (10)
30: Eleven searches that ended up here (3)
29: Sad to see it go (15)
29: And so it begins. (11)
28: Japan Reconciled (3)
28: Easy Come, Easy Go (3)
27: You’re my 5000th customer! (8)
27: I must have missed the memo. (12)
26: Would you rather? (1)
26: Thundering Herd, My Balls (4)
23: Bill’s Makeover (11)
23: We are so out of here (2)
23: Randomness Part XV (3)
22: 10 Things about Ian (6)
22: 10 Things about Claudia (10)
22: How ’bout them Bucs? (6)
21: I was gone for less than two hours. (5)
21: From my E-mails 3 (4)
20: I forgot to tell you guys something about Eric. (7)
20: What a helmet!
20: Eric sums it all up. (7)
19: The Game (9)
19: I’m not sure what to make of this. (17)
19: An odd compliment (2)
17: Five more things that people have Googled and ended up here (6)
16: It’s as if they weren’t even trying (9)
16: You learn something new every day (8)
16: Randomness Part XIV (6)
16: Does this remind anyone else of the credits from “Little House on the Prairie”? (3)
15: The answer is eight. (11)
15: Peru is in the house (5)
15: A List of 10 Things. (5)
15: I bet Ritch still thinks that this is funny. (12)
14: A Little Loopy (8)
14: The answer is: a rainstick. (2)
14: 100 Things about me (Part 2) (10)
13: Why does Japan hate me? (5)
13: 100 Things about me (Part 1) (11)
13: Yeah, I said it (3)
12: We were ready for some football. (1)
12: Prediction (1)
11: First and Goal (4)
10: 0 – 11 (6)
10: I wish 5:40 (5)
09: Notes from the first game of the season (10)
09: 5:40 am (4)
08: This hat is my hat it makes me feel fine. (5)
08: What on Earth was I thinking? (9)
08: Two quick things (7)
07: What happens when your film gets wet (4)
07: From my E-mails 2 (4)
07: Randomness Part XIII (1)
06: Only Three Days Left (3)
06: Over dressed for lunch (1)
06: Who else has been to Iceland? (4)
05: Gabe calls it “The Street” (10)
05: I hope it was Bjork (5)
04: I live my life like there’s no tomorrow (10)
03: A Near Miss (1)
02: Randomness Part XII (1)
01: You will never guess what I just did. (4)
01: View Askew

August 2005 (60)
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31: Five things that people have Googled and ended up here (9)
31: Underwear? (4)
31: Randomness Part XI (2)
30: It’s not like I don’t feed the kids. (2)
30: Look Ma, No Bucs! (2)
29: Why? (6)
29: There goes the new coat of paint (3)
28: Haircuts! (7)
28: Does anybody know? (2)
27: The other day I said (3)
26: More than just your ordinary thief (6)
26: So I can look at you from inside as well (6)
25: I am so bad at this (2)
25: Randomness Part X (2)
24: From My E-mails (6)
24: Picture of
24: Stop me when I’m passing by (5)
23: True Story (1)
23: The boy figured out the TiVO (5)
23: It’s Not Pretty (9)
22: New Shoes (4)
22: False Advertising (2)
21: One of the MANY reasons that I love TiVO (1)
21: Still Going (1)
20: Randomness Part IX (6)
19: The subject was: My job is weird (5)
19: I’m 93, you’re 16 (4)
18: My neighbors crack me up. (7)
18: Randomness Part VIII (2)
17: BLINGO! (3)
17: Who’s House? (3)
17: This is your mind on Dora (5)
16: I may need an exorcist. (4)
16: Stuff (2)
16: a.k.a. (6)
15: Randomness Part VII (7)
15: Just in case you are still interested (6)
14: 36 Hours Later (3)
14: A Special Note to My Mom (3)
14: New Chairs
13: A Reason Not to Give Kids Jewelry (6)
12: Randomness Part VI (5)
12: Far too much poop talk for my taste (4)
12: Ian’s hair is not okay (2)
11: I have never exercised this much willpower before in my life. (6)
10: I’m huge in Belgium (5)
10: Randomness Part V (2)
09: I’m turning into my Dad (4)
09: Day 1 and a Squad Update (2)
08: Foul Language (4)
08: Here goes nothing (7)
07: You be the judge. (10)
06: But we finally made the news (5)
05: This is so sad. (8)
05: Consequence of a Long Day (2)
04: Oh, the irony! (9)
04: Doesn’t she look mad? (2)
03: Something gross just happened (3)
02: Things I find puzzling (2)
01: Misconceptions (7)

July 2005 (27)
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30: Oops (6)
29: Nolite te bastardes carborandorum! (2)
28: Randomness Part IV (1)
27: Warning: Downer (5)
27: And So It Begins (1)
26: The Latest Party Game (1)
26: We’re Back (2)
14: And away we go (4)
13: …and this all happened this morning (10)
12: Our strollers took up an obscene amount of space. (3)
11: Randomness Part III (1)
11: Gabe says she takes after me. (3)
10: You’d think “Smoke on the Water” maybe. Plus a lot about barfing. (2)
08: Randomness Part II (4)
08: No Friend of Mine (3)
08: I am finally the demographic. (2)
07: Priorities out of whack.
07: Randomness (3)
07: …and with the first pick of the 2005 draft, Sarah takes… (1)
06: Just keep that Steelers machinery humming (2)
06: Daddy’s Little Girl (1)
05: Gabe says I should just get over this. (2)
05: Just out of curiosity (4)
04: If you say so (1)
03: A Flock of Something, Alright
02: Spitting (2)
01: 4th of July (2)

June 2005 (42)
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30: Coke hurts less than Pepsi (5)
30: What the hell is wrong with Sharon Stone? (2)
30: Consider Yourself Warned (1)
29: Two Unexpected Bonuses (3)
29: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise? (7)
28: Things that I have learned by watching “Jeopardy!”
27: Lake, Big Lake (4)
27: I knew it! (2)
23: I just know it is going to happen (2)
22: Here’s what I don’t get. (10)
22: I don’t think it’s that funny. (6)
21: Hooray for the lake! (3)
20: AH-DA! (2)
17: Okra? (2)
17: This was my morning (1)
16: Addicted to TV shows (4)
16: Walk Walk and the Banana Man (1)
15: I know we’re not the only ones (5)
14: Why we’re going to get pictures taken on Saturday (1)
14: The things that surprised me most as a parent – Part 2
13: Dilemma (5)
13: My new trick (1)
12: Since there was no NHL this year… (1)
11: 867-5309 (2)
10: The fish – they are so loud! (2)
09: The Eggs! For Real! (1)
09: First Steps (1)
08: Where I Find the Time (2)
08: The Goon Squad (1)
08: A True Story (3)
07: Books, Books, Books (4)
06: The things that surprised me the most as a parent. (1)
03: I seriously said this today (3)
03: That is because there is sand on the Causeway. (3)
02: Biohazard 2/27/06
02: A Spatula as big as his head 2/27/06 (2)
02: One Year Shots (3)
02: Love (3)
02: Kaiser ’91 (2)
01: Game Day
01: Bruce
01: I had no intent to actually blog (3)