February 2012
Detailed Monthly Archive
January 2012
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 27: I Think it is Really All About the Pick Axe
- 19: The Things that Come Out of My Mouth
- 17: Nesting
- 15: What Sucks: Part 1
- 13: Five Things
- 12: A Fair Punishment For Cannibalism
- 09: Do I Think Like a Guy?
- 03: Looking Forward
December 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 25: Questions for You: Christmas Edition
- 24: Bloggers Keep on Blogging
- 06: Proof That Television Rots Your Brain
- 05: What Color are Your Nipples?
November 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: Giving Thanksish
- 22: Forward Thinking
- 18: True Story
- 09: The Audition
- 03: Several Unrelated Things
- 01: The Halloween Debacle – Part 2
October 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 29: The Halloween Costume Debacle – Part 1
- 27: Laundry Detergent and Farts
- 20: The Accent Meme
- 19: So…
- 10: Duran Duran Ticket Winner!
- 04: Win Duran Duran Tickets!
September 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Questions for You!
- 19: My Minivan Has a Poltergeist
- 16: Two Seven Year Olds Walk Into an Old Navy
- 13: Irrationale
- 09: The Silver Lining
- 07: Grass is Probably Symbolic of Something Too
- 06: Heads Up
- 02: With the Lights Out It’s Less Dangerous
August 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: I Was Standing in the Shower
- 26: My At-Bat Song
- 22: They Should Also Get Off of My Lawn
- 18: Exciting and New
- 16: The More Things Change…
- 12: Jani Lane, Barstools and Me
- 09: This Entire Post Revolves Around One Biggie Smalls Song
July 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 29: Krokus. Yeah.
- 18: Still Counts
- 16: Questions for You: El Internet Edition
- 15: Randomness Part 137
- 13: I Never Said I Was Reasonable
- 11: Deranged Might Be Just About Right
- 06: Suebob is What?
- 05: What Doesn’t Kill You…
June 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 23: Words Yes, Title No
- 17: Things I Wonder About While Watching Sons of Anarchy
- 13: Being a Grown Up is Hard
- 10: Latest Shopping Theory
- 08: Randomness Part 136
- 01: Six Years Later
May 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 13: We All Love Rock N’ Roll
- 12: When Did Seven Become a Teenager?
- 11: Randomness Part 135
- 09: I Am Your Mother. I Have Proof.
April 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 25: The Lies Parents Tell
- 21: Bridges
- 12: The C Word
- 04: The Moment I Realized I Use the Word “Disheveled” a Lot
March 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Questions for You – All Over the Place
- 25: Something is not Right With Me
- 23: The Duran Duran Show (before)
- 22: Up in the Air
- 20: My Favorite Series of Words
- 19: Sing Blue Silver
- 14: They Call it Madness
- 12: He Tweets Just Like He Writes Lyrics
- 11: The Joys of Being a Pet Owner
- 08: My Lifehack
- 07: The 20th Reunion
February 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 25: I Think I Lost Their School Pictures. Again.
- 24: I Still Might Be That Guy. I Haven’t Decided Yet.
- 21: Similar To:
- 17: Vampires Aren’t the Only Things That Suck
- 07: My Domestic Experiment
- 02: How I Failed at Parenting Today
- 01: No. NOW I’ve Seen Everything.
January 2011
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: Questions for You: My Snow Week
- 24: Not Quite Snakes on a Plane
- 18: The Problem With Bunk Beds
- 14: Show Yourselves!
- 10: A Few Things That are Hard to Explain (Randomness Part 135)
- 06: My Year of Jubilee
- 03: A Whole Different Animal
December 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: 2010 Wasn’t So Bad – Part 2
- 31: 2010 Wasn’t So Bad Part 1
- 22: The Gift I Do Not Intend to Outgrow
- 20: Why I Will Be Rooting for The Chicago Bears
- 17: My Children Believe in Reincarnation and also Hogwarts
- 16: On 38th Birthdays
- 15: Muppets and Gangsta Rap Go Together Like…
- 12: Shattered
- 10: My Daughter’s Keeper
- 07: I’ll Never Grow Up
- 04: You Other Parents of Twins Know Exactly What I’m Talking About
- 03: The Unbearable Heaviness of Claudia’s Backpack
- 02: Just One Simple Question
- 01: The Post-Thanksgiving Diet
November 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: It Always Comes Back to Butts
- 27: I Have My Reasons
- 26: Tea Parties Are Overrated
- 18: Embracing My Confessional Blogger Label
- 14: What is the Coolest Thing in a Fire Station?
- 13: I Guess I Was Just Being Paranoid
- 11: The Goon Squad Gets a Laptop
- 10: “O” Stands For Awesome
- 08: Day 8 – Someone who made your life hell, or treated you like shit.
- 07: Accepting That I Might Not Be The Most Metal in My Family
- 05: Day 7 – Someone who has made your life worth living
- 04: Things That I Have Actually Said in the Past 7 Days
- 03: The Devil You Know
- 02: I Voted
October 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 29: Compare/Contrast
- 27: People Are Strange
- 27: Questions For You – Come On Get Happy
- 27: Day 6: Something you hope you never have to do.
- 26: How I Know For Sure She Can Read
- 25: Day 5: Something I Hope to Do in My Life
- 22: Randomness Part 134
- 20: Hey! Look Over There
- 20: Day 4: Something I Have to Forgive Someone For
- 18: Day 3: Something I Have to Forgive Myself For
- 14: What the Hell is Going on Here?
- 14: 500,000
- 13: Day 2: Something I Love About Myself
- 11: Randomness Part 133
- 10: Columbus Day
- 07: Sometimes I Hate eBay
- 05: Is Lowering the Rim the Answer to Women’s Basketball’s Attendance Problems?
- 03: Pictochat Irony
- 02: Randomness Part 132
- 01: Get Out of the Street!
September 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Clearly NSPON
- 28: 6 Things That Should Be More Difficult to Do
- 22: Sometimes You Don’t Want to Know the Backstory
- 17: Questions for You: Just Because
- 16: BBS
- 05: And My Shadow
- 01: Claudia Butchers a LeBron James Joke and Makes Me Laugh Anyway
August 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 29: Bus Wrecks
- 27: Unlike Mr. George, I Think Tracey Would Notice
- 24: Somebody is Going to Have to Explain this to Me
- 23: The Class of 2022 (BlogHer Hangover Part 2)
- 16: Three Songs I Can’t Stop Listening To This Week
- 13: Labor Pains
- 12: They Call Me “The Mythbuster”
- 11: Non Sequitur
- 10: The BlogHer Hangover
- 04: As BlogHer Approaches
July 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: The Fun Kind of Cleaning
- 26: Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice?
- 21: Musings from an Airplane
- 18: Why I Am Mad at Miley Cyrus Today
- 16: Honing My Psychic Meteorology Skills
- 12: Shopping for Sparklecorn
- 10: My New Facebook Friend, Chs Ninetyone
- 08: So About This New Job…
- 07: Bon Jovi was Mistaken. The Hardest Part is not the Night.
- 03: His Kind of Garden, Indeed
- 01: I and I am Offended By Clue O
June 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: I Can Stress Out About Nearly Anything
- 23: On Top of the World (for about five seconds)
- 22: If You Want Free Bon Jovi Tickets Raise Your Hands
- 21: Not Quite Stooping to Their Level
- 20: It’s Not You, It’s Me
- 18: Wow. EVERYBODY is on LinkedIn
- 14: Questions For You: Blogs
- 11: Okay, I Finally Get It
- 10: And People Wonder Why I Act Crazy
- 07: Things I Never Thought I Would Have to Say Part 11
- 04: Label This: Sarah’s First World Problems
- 01: Wait – NOW I Have Seen Everything
May 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 27: My Spammers Are Kind of Perverted
- 26: If you guys don’t know we are going to have to invent one.
- 25: The One Where I Send You Away (but only for a second)
- 24: Why? Why would I ever be her friend on Facebook?
- 23: 7 Ways That Mommyblogging Has Changed My Life
- 21: An Open Letter to Grace Slick
- 20: The Anna Nicole Smith Underwear Yard Sale Now on eBay!
- 20: Mee May Mah Moh Moo
- 19: And I’m Having Trouble Getting it Back Together
- 16: R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio 1942 – 2010
- 14: Sarah Elsewhere
- 12: Six Years Ago Today
- 10: This Might Be the Answer That You Have Been Searching For
- 08: I Think I Am Starting to Enjoy Mowing
- 06: Questions for You: Totally Random Edition
- 03: So What is Your Favorite Karaoke Song?
- 02: I Am Going to Pretend I Didn’t See This
April 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: Here is Something I Didn’t Know Until Today
- 26: What About Butts?
- 25: What You Get When You Cross PMS and a Lawnmower
- 23: 10 Funny Posts By Women Bloggers in Honor of National Humor Month
- 21: Nobody Tell Her I Told You This, Okay?
- 18: You Might Want to Mention This to Your Kids
- 16: My Work Here is Done
- 14: A Riddle for Which I Have No Answer
- 13: Randomness Part 131
- 07: Agriculture is Science, Right?
- 05: One of Many Reasons They Don’t Let Me Teach Sunday School
- 02: Of Course I Did
- 01: Red Handed
March 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Raising a Liberal in a Red State
- 30: They Just Keep Getting Weirder
- 26: Who Likes Winning Free Stuff?
- 22: Need a Pull?
- 22: Randomness Part 130
- 17: Support The Arts
- 15: The Glamorous Life
- 13: I Googled You
- 10: Just When I Thought I Was Out
- 08: The Nuts Talk
- 04: Questions For You: TV
- 01: The Devil Wears a Green Sash
February 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 24: Cool Kids
- 24: 5 Unusual Things We Have Had to Ask Our Children to Stop Saying
- 23: Ride The Wienermobile
- 22: Life Is Just Funny
- 17: Want to Hear the Most Annoying Sound Ever?
- 17: Command + Shift + 4
- 15: An Incomplete List of Things I Do Not Understand
- 14: Again
- 12: Reading Teacher of the Year, Right Here
- 11: Snowpocalypse Now
- 10: Beware: THE WINTER STROM COMETH
- 09: The Forecast Calls for 10 More Inches of Snow
- 07: I Love it When She Sets Me Up
- 05: Lindsey Vonn, Sports Illustrated and Objectification
- 04: Nobody Remain Calm
January 2010
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: At Least I Think I am Funny
- 27: Generation Gap
- 26: Awesome
- 25: Love Sports?
- 24: The Psychic
- 22: And the World Continues to Get Smaller
- 21: Also, My Dad Can Beat Up Their Dad
- 20: Stuth
- 15: What the Hell are They Teaching My Kids at That School?
- 14: Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.
- 13: The Audition
- 11: Euterpe
- 07: Fear of a Black Hat
- 06: The Saga of the Traveling Underpants
- 04: Ain’t Nothing But a Twin Thing
December 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: 2009: That Went Fast
- 28: Overheard at My House
- 27: Crap. Now I’m scared too.
- 26: I’ve Been Thinking
- 24: O Holy Hell
- 24: The Phone, The Fight, The Santa Lie and Poop
- 23: Why Sledding Blows
- 23: Sometimes the Story Requires 280 Characters
- 22: The Weather Outside is Frightful
- 17: And Now I Understand Penis Envy
- 14: “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”
- 12: Yet Another Question For Which I Have No Answer
- 11: My Children Believe In God
- 09: White Belt
- 09: 9 Reasons I Won’t Be Seeing “New Moon” in the Theater and other Randomness
- 09: Please Do Me a Favor
- 08: They Must Be Learning Something at School
- 08: Beware of the Homicidal Turkeys
- 07: The Fairy Debate
- 05: There is Nothing Metal About Crying
- 03: The Ray Lewis Carrot Cake
- 02: The Key to Looking Younger
- 01: Before/After
November 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: But Other than this I am Completely Normal
- 27: Caption This
- 25: I am 90% Sure this Jar is Hitting on Me
- 24: Jerk
- 23: The Great Interview Experiment Rages On
- 20: Strange Days
- 19: 3 Unrelated Things That All Make Me Nervous
- 17: Like Mother, Like Daughter
- 13: As Promised: Questions For You
- 13: Place Holder
- 11: I’m Back
- 11: Best Nickname Ever
- 10: On Mean Girls and Soccer and Violence
- 08: Better Make Mine a Double
- 03: I’m Going to Vote, but I am Still Mad at You
- 01: On Handwriting
October 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Quitters Never Win
- 28: I Am Not A Crook
- 27: Hey, Look Over There!
- 25: Okay, but what should I do with all of the poop and pee?
- 19: Can’t Talk, Busy Doing This
- 16: Some Dude
- 14: Don’t put it over the crack, Mommy
- 13: Venus In Furs
- 06: I Admit It
- 06: You Want to Hear Something Totally Crazy?
- 05: I Left My iPhone in Philadelphia*
September 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Funniest Text in a Long Time
- 29: Enough About Me: Questions for You
- 28: Smartassery Begets Smartassery
- 26: That’s My Boy!
- 24: Wonderful Wine What?
- 23: My Poltergeist is Back
- 22: Traitor
- 21: My Philosophy on Laundry
- 17: Hakuna Matata
- 14: Serena Williams Loses Temper – Loses Match
- 13: Worked for Me
- 11: The Opt Out
- 08: Kindergarten
- 06: Planning My Trip to Wine Country
- 04: The Pep Talk
- 03: And the Award for Least Mature Parent Goes To…
- 02: It’s a Small World Wide Web After All
- 01: Back Door Friend
August 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Questions for You: Literary Edition
- 28: Can You Help Me Occupy My Brain?
- 27: Screwing Up Parenting One E-Mail at a Time
- 26: What Day is It?
- 25: Karma is a Cruel Mistress
- 24: Brand New Greatest Fear
- 23: Foreshadowing (The Redemption of the Tooth Fairy)
- 21: Woose
- 20: Questions For You: Quick! Before My Kids Learn How to Read
- 17: I Don’t Ever Want to Know the Backstory on This Sign
- 12: I am the only one who gets to make my kids cry.
- 11: Twilight Barbies: Now I’ve Seen Everything
- 10: Ring Something
- 10: Because Implied Bad Words are Hilarious
- 04: Evil Twins?
- 03: Why You Should Run Right Out to the Store and Buy “Rage Againt the Meshugenah”
July 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: …and THAT is how I ended up walking around with Hello Kitty underpants in my pocket.
- 29: Not a BlogHer Recap, Well Sort of a BlogHer Recap. It is what it is.
- 27: Swag FAIL
- 22: When Mommy Travels
- 19: Caption This
- 17: Before You Call The Plumber
- 17: Creative Engineering
- 16: Et Tu, Uterus?
- 16: Must Be Time For BlogHer Again
- 14: I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
- 12: Justify This
- 09: By Popular Demand
- 08: I Have Got to Learn to Watch My Mouth
- 07: You Haven’t Lived Until Warren Sapp Has LOLd You
- 06: Sesame Street Slayer
- 05: What do you title a post that involves teaching your kids about sex in front of your in-laws?
- 01: Time for Me to Abdicate the Drama Queen Crown
June 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Randomness Part 129
- 29: Not Crazy? Then Explain This.
- 27: How I Became the Most Hilarious Mother – Ever
- 26: Goon Squad Will Make You Jump, Jump
- 25: Preemptive Paybacks Are Hell
- 23: Add This to the List of Things I Never Thought I’d Say
- 23: We Were Nowhere Near the Metro Yesterday
- 20: Don’t Cannonball too Close to Grandma
- 19: Under Pressure
- 18: The Circle of Life
- 15: Things I Learned in One Hour in New York City
- 11: The Babymoon Mystery
- 09: My New Nemesis: The United States House of Representatives
- 07: The School Bus Mystery
- 05: Why I Don’t Homeschool Devra
- 04: Why I Don’t Homeschool
- 04: This is Only a Test
- 03: Why?
- 02: It Came to Me in a Dream (People Just Liked it Better that Way)
- 01: How Do You Do a Kiwi?
- 01: What Did You Get Me?
May 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: In Which Sarah Exploits the Bad Economy
- 29: Overheard
- 27: Cullenism – The Twilight Religion
- 23: got twins?
- 21: Penis Envy? Not Me.
- 19: Preemptive Nostalgia
- 16: Hallowed Be Thy Bakugan
- 15: Okay, But Your Grammar Could Use Some Work
- 14: It Was Cliché, but it Looked Shady
- 13: Another Post That Involves Barf in My Car
- 12: I’m a little Verklempt.
- 11: The Brainwashing Continues
- 10: Unnecessary Ellipsis…
- 09: The Mystery Flowers
- 08: The Fashion Show
- 06: Does Gang Rape Make YOU Want to Buy Shoes?
- 05: Less Cowbell
- 02: Believing in Nothing is Indeed Exhausting
- 01: There Are Different Kinds of Smart
April 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Parenting Well is Hard
- 29: On The Upside, I Can Legally Buy Beer Now
- 27: Questions for You: Music
- 27: Randomness Part 128
- 25: Turn, Turn, Turn
- 22: Yes, I Love Her Too
- 21: Working on “Yes”
- 20: On Sarah and Camping
- 16: Well THAT Was Awkward
- 15: Not That You Care…
- 13: Tell Me About Your Trip to Wine Country
- 12: Do You Ever Get Photographers and Zombies Mixed Up?
- 11: Busted
- 09: The Importance of Being a Woman Sports Blogger
- 09: It is Over Near My Icebox
- 08: Little Pitchers Have Big Ears
- 05: The Weirdness – It Runs in the Family
- 02: Another SATGS PSA: What Can Salt Do For You?
- 01: How Did I Get Here?
- 01: The Definition of Roflcopter
March 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Why Padma, Why?
- 28: Facebook and Twitter are Blurring All the Lines
- 26: What I Need Least
- 25: What is Another Word for Thesaurus?
- 24: Scissors Cut Paper. IN YOUR FACE, ADAM!
- 23: PAM Helps You Pull it Off
- 21: Who’s The Boss?
- 19: No Circus for Me
- 18: Cheese Powder
- 16: The Sex Talk Aftermath
- 14: 10 Reasons You Should Be Watching Women’s Basketball
- 13: Come on Yolanda what’s Fonzie like?
- 12: I Need a Remedy
- 10: If All of My Friends Jumped Off of a Bridge…
- 09: Chris Bown, Nickelodeon, a Picture and a Link
- 08: If is wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all.
- 06: Again With the Too Much Honesty
- 05: The Lesser of Two Evils
- 04: Randomness Part 127
- 02: Why I Almost Had to Explain Exorcism to a Four Year Old
- 02: What The Hell Is Sarah Reading – A Contest
February 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 27: Yes, I said Elephants and Butts
- 25: We’re a Happy Family (Me, Mom and Daddy)
- 25: Do You Ever Have One of Those Posts Where the Title is Longer Than the Actual Blog Post?
- 24: And I Am Invoking My Fifth Amendment Rights
- 23: A Mother’s Secret Weapon
- 22: Not Really About the Conference – Not Really Not About it Either
- 21: Live From the Mom 2.0 Summit
- 18: For a Good Cause
- 17: Questions for You: Food Edition
- 16: He is So Metal
- 15: A Redneck Shower
- 13: Randomness Part 126
- 12: Dropping Bombs Like Bockscar
- 11: And There is No “M” in Valentines Day
- 09: On Children and Vaginas
- 09: Desert My Eye
- 08: Sunday Morning
- 06: Why Is Chris Mortensen In My Bathroom?
- 05: I’ve Heard of Cabin Fever, But This is Ridiculous (Questions for You)
- 03: Really? I’m Not Seeing the Connection
- 03: Possibly the Work of the Devil
- 02: 4/4 Time
- 02: Life Should Not Imitate “Trainspotting”
January 2009
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: I Give Up
- 30: The Upside of Vomit
- 30: Just Me?
- 29: Getting Something Right
- 28: Who am I to Disagree?
- 27: Ice Pellets? Again?
- 27: Using this to Justify Baking Cookies
- 26: Again with the Rat Palace
- 26: Re-Tweet
- 25: Reviewing the Idea of Reviews
- 22: My Blog Pet Peeve
- 20: She Keeps on Shouting She Keeps on Shouting
- 20: If You Can’t Bring the Party to Pundit Mom…
- 19: Everything Was Blurry
- 17: Laws and Sausage
- 16: I Have Only One Question
- 15: Real Quick
- 14: Randomness Part 125
- 13: The Sound of My Children’s Laughter
- 12: Do You Know What Day it Is?
- 11: A Good Way To Piss Off a Coldplay Fan
- 10: The Perfect Set Up
- 09: That’s What They Say Every Single [redacted] Day
- 08: Smells Vaguely Like Nirvana
- 07: Screech Was There Too
- 05: Randomness Part 124
December 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Questions for You: 2008 Edition
- 29: I am Fairly Certain We Aren’t Talking About the Same Thing
- 23: While Stuck in the Cell Phone Waiting Area at DCA
- 22: Likely Excuse
- 22: You Will Pay in the End
- 20: This is You Mommy
- 19: Randomness Part 123
- 18: I Wonder if Cinderella went to a Vocational School for That?
- 17: 22 Minutes
- 17: I Say It’s My Birthday
- 14: One Disadvantage of Working From Home
- 13: Perhaps I Let Him Watch Too Much Television
- 12: I Am Going to be So Surprised
- 11: Randomness Part 122
- 11: Why I Can Not Do Math
- 09: You Want to Know What is Cold?
- 08: Is She Threatening Me?
- 05: I Didn’t Even Say it Out Loud
- 04: I Guess I Shouldn’t Have Stayed Up Until 11:00 Watching “Top Chef”
- 03: Ian Just Farted
November 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: When My Sense of Humor Overrides My Mothering Skills
- 26: On 36
- 23: I Know What I am Getting Gabe for Christmas
- 21: Randomness Part 121
- 19: Add This to the Growing List of Things I Never Thought I Would Have to Say
- 18: I am Cold Just Looking At Her
- 17: Dallas Cowboys @ Washington Redskins 11/16/08
- 14: The Problem with Working From Home
- 13: Four Year Old Commando
- 12: Finding White Trash Moms Among Us
- 11: I Don’t Know Why I Even Bother With Contests
- 10: Randomness Part 120
- 05: The Vampire Strikes Back
- 04: I Did It
- 03: Please Don’t Vote
- 03: Now What am I Supposed to Eat?
October 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: The Sex Talk
- 29: I Tried
- 28: Quick Favor
- 27: Another SATGS PSA – Metal Trivets
- 24: My Children Give Me Hope for the Future
- 23: Brainwashed (The Marketing is Working Part 2)
- 23: Squint
- 22: Hello Real Life Friends
- 21: Randomness Part 119
- 20: My Son Trash Talked My Wedding Video
- 19: Pork Bung – As Advertised!
- 18: Information Overload and BlogHerDC
- 16: My Anniversary Dinner
- 15: These Are Just a Few of My Favorite Things
- 13: Why Does Everybody Keep Asking Me That?
- 12: Who is In? BlogHer Reach Out Washington D.C.
- 11: Scariest Pop Up Ad Ever
- 08: Thank You They Might Be Giants
- 07: Future Plumber?
- 04: These Germs Are Making Me a Bad Friend
- 02: Randomness Part 118
September 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: I Hope this Doesn’t Mean They Will Start Rooting for the Red Sox
- 29: I Hope You Had a Better Time at The National Book Festival
- 25: Randomness Part 117
- 23: Bugging Me: My Gnat/Mosquito Conspiracy Theory
- 23: Do Any Other Kids Talk Like This?
- 22: Questions For You: Social Media, Socializing and Anti-Social Behavior
- 20: UCF, UFC, Either Way There Will Be Some Bad Sportmanship
- 19: Close but No Cigar
- 18: It Must Have Been One Hell of a Party
- 17: Lamest Excuse Ever
- 16: Apparently Drag Queens Make Me Happy
- 13: *Gag*
- 12: Not THAT Sarah
- 11: Questions for You
- 10: We Either Need a Reality Check or a Vocabulary Lesson
- 06: Listen Here, Hanna
- 04: Mosquito Bite Backlash
- 02: Three Embarrassing Confessions
August 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Impulse Buy
- 29: They Always Look So Happy in the Commercials
- 28: The Marketing is Working
- 26: The Person in the Next Stall Must Have Been Going #1
- 25: At the Orioles Game 8-25-08
- 25: Randomness Part 116
- 24: Apocalypse Now
- 22: Adding Insult to Injury
- 20: Slacker
- 18: No, Thank YOU
- 16: Giddy
- 13: You Reap What You Sew
- 12: Today is the Greatest
- 12: Just Ignore This One
- 11: Another Rant About Air Travel
- 09: Ears With Feet
- 07: The World Just Keeps Getting Smaller
- 06: At Least I Won’t Have to Save for College
- 04: I Need a Camera – STAT
- 02: The Most Exclusive Ticket in Town
- 02: Blog The Recession (All the Cool Kids are Doin’ It)
July 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Ooooh That Smell
- 30: Then I Turned into a Lioness
- 29: All That and a Baggie Full of Ham
- 28: The Long Way to Score a Free Babysitter
- 28: Like Shaving, Except You Sweat More
- 24: Bringing Me Back Down to Earth
- 23: Too Jet Lagged to think of a Clever Post Title
- 18: It’s a Small World After All
- 16: Would You Wear This Shi(r)t?
- 14: I am Converting
- 13: Where I’ve Been
- 11: Not My Usual Day
- 09: The Most Unusual Tattle This Morning*
- 08: This Might Sounds Unreasonable At First
- 06: The Big News
- 02: Aaaaaaah. That’s Better.
- 01: Again with the Honesty
June 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Somebody Call Guinness
- 28: This One Kills Me
- 27: Consider Me Stimulated
- 26: Homer
- 25: The One She is Going to Hate Me For
- 25: Anyone for Tennis?
- 24: My Mom Was Right
- 23: Traffic Experiment #3 is Underway
- 21: Traffic Experiment #3
- 21: Why I am Happy Today
- 20: Questions for You: Food
- 19: Randomess Part 115
- 18: What the Hell?
- 17: Thy Name is Paranoia
- 17: We Have a Winner!
- 16: The Teaser
- 14: And I’m Tired Too
- 14: Beer is Addicted to Me
- 13: Father’s Day Giveaway
- 11: The One Where Sarah Holds Them in for an Extra Week
- 10: Freaking Me Out a Little Bit
- 10: I’ve Got Plenty of Nothing
- 06: Caption Contest: A Horse on the Toilet?
- 05: The Oldest Joke in the World*
- 04: Parenting Advice Needed
- 04: Randomness Part 114
- 03: Last Day of School Math
- 02: My Eyes are Going to Roll Right Out of My Head
- 01: Eureka!
May 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Again With the Feed Thing
- 29: Randomness Part 113
- 28: Sam Needs a Shower*
- 27: Random and Weird
- 27: The Nationals Game had a Bonus
- 25: Looks Like You Blew a Seal*
- 24: A Good Way to Explain It
- 23: Because I Have So Much Free Time
- 22: Am I Going Insane?
- 21: Test
- 21: More About Peeing on Stuff
- 20: A Post About Sleep Quickly Degenerates Into Another Essay About Urine
- 19: Even Traffic Seems Much Cooler Through Her Eyes
- 17: These Stories All End With “I Have to Go Potty.”
- 16: All You All Day
- 15: Randomness Part 112
- 14: Why She is Going to Have to Start Doing Her Own Laundry
- 12: Four
- 11: Mothers Day
- 09: What Hurts
- 08: 5:00 am
- 07: Today on Today
- 06: I Thought I Felt My House Shaking
- 06: Is Nike Saying What I Think it is Saying?
- 03: Sticking With the Shower Theme
- 02: On the Upside, I Smell Much Better
- 02: I Guess I Watched “Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas” One Too Many Times
- 01: Randomness Part 111
- 01: Name Calling
April 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Elastic Issues
- 28: Caption Contest
- 28: Call Me Clueless
- 25: I Seem to have Misplaced My Feed
- 23: Little Miss Dark Vader
- 22: Where Have You Been Lima?
- 17: Questions for You, Questions for Me
- 16: You Be the Judge: UCF Crocs
- 16: Goon Squad Loves the Nintendo DS
- 14: Claudia Will Make You Jump Jump
- 11: Just Sayin’
- 10: I Never Claimed to Make Any Sense
- 10: Burn Me
- 07: Answer Me This – If You Were Alone
- 03: Pssst
- 03: Out of Curiosity
March 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: You’re Going to Have to Be in Charge of the Thinking Part
- 31: Another Contest: What the Hell is Sarah Reading #4
- 28: BOSSY’S DC Tour Stop
- 28: What the Hell is Sarah Reading? Part 3: A Contest
- 28: Is This Thing On?
- 27: Randomness Part 110
- 27: Technical Difficulties
- 23: Flashback
- 22: Crap Crap Crap Crap
- 21: This Can’t Be Good
- 21: Answer Me This – Favorite Quotes
- 20: How Does One Even DO Research if One Cannot Read?
- 19: Gag
- 19: Randomness Part 109
- 18: The Truthiness Thing
- 18: One is Silver and the Other’s Gold
- 17: Bob Dole was the Doliest Bob (and other searches)
- 17: If You Weren’t At the Caps Game Yesterday
- 16: Something Else I Never Thought I Would Say
- 14: *Scowling*
- 14: Answer Me This – 3 of 3
- 13: The Worst Lie Ever
- 13: Randomness Part 108
- 12: The Pocketless Dilemma
- 12: The Aforementioned Telescoping Fork
- 11: Randomness Part 107
- 10: I Never Thought I Would Say These Words in this Order
- 10: She’s Got Diamonds on the Soles Of Her Shoes
- 09: Brad Pitt + Hairy Crotch = Search Term of the Week
- 08: Sometimes It Takes a Fresh Eye
- 07: Sarah Gets a Haircut
- 06: Getting Better All the Time
- 05: Right Off!
- 03: Beep Beep Beep Moonlight Sonata and The Search Term of the Week
- 03: This Was Posted From My iPhone*
- 01: Today is My Lucky Day
February 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 29: Answer Me This – Leap Day Pop Culture
- 28: Randomness Part 106
- 28: Boxer Shorts
- 27: The Boy is Goofy Too
- 27: Does This Magnadoodle Say What I Think it Says?
- 26: Why They Don’t Let Me Out of the House Much
- 26: Not Your Average Pretend Shopping
- 25: Randomness Part 105
- 23: Another Reason Everybody Should Have Married Gabe
- 23: More Ways to Search and Win
- 22: Desperately Seeking Amazon Kindle
- 22: Isn’t It Ironic?
- 21: I Warned You
- 20: Search Terms of The Week
- 19: Doctor, Doctor Gimme the News
- 18: Uncle
- 16: Randomness Part 104
- 15: She is Only 3
- 14: This Time I Will Answer the Question
- 14: Sure, Whatever You Say
- 13: Answer Me This: The Movie Version
- 11: Silver Lining
- 11: What The Hell is Sarah Reading? Episode 2
- 09: A Parallel
- 08: Why I Didn’t Watch the Super Bowl
- 08: Who Can Read Spanish?
- 07: Another SATGS PSA: On DayQuil
- 06: Randomness Part 103
- 05: I’m Not Ignoring You
- 03: I Always Thought it Was “Caca”
- 02: Six More Random Questions for You
- 02: 123, 5, 3 Meme
- 01: Just Like Mommy
January 2008
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Randomness Part 102
- 31: Mommy, Can I Play the Game of the Month Again?
- 30: Fess Up – Garage Bands
- 30: Ad-vice
- 29: My Dog Ate My Homework
- 29: The Great Interview Experiment
- 28: Two Birds, One Stone
- 28: Coincidence?
- 26: The Trip Odometer of the Beast
- 25: Your Turn
- 24: Motherhood is So Glamorous (Insert Sarcasm Emoticon Here)
- 24: In 3s – Part 2
- 23: Things I Never Thought I Would Say – Part 4
- 23: Randomness Part 101
- 22: Recovery Blows
- 21: Tomorrow
- 21: The Surgery Went Just Fine
- 20: Lesson Learned
- 19: Randomness Part 100
- 18: A Big Big Brown Surprise
- 18: Scarred For Life
- 16: Top 50 Female Bloggers
- 16: Toilet Training is Overrated
- 15: A Blast From My Past
- 14: Best Search Term of the Week
- 14: Short Term Memory Loss – We Have A Winner
- 11: What I Was Doing: What I Was Thinking
- 11: These Twins Accidentally Married Each Other
- 10: Hey You! Delurk!
December 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 29: Not Polite in Any Culture
- 27: Don’t Play Wii Golf with Three Year Olds
- 26: Never Underestimate the Power of the Dark Side
- 24: What’s Up Doc? Can We Rock?
- 23: Grandma Christ Superstar
- 22: It Isn’t That I Don’t Dig the Hello Kitty
- 20: Randomness Part 98
- 19: One More Thing I Never Thought I Would Say
- 18: Hey Oprah, Get Up Off ‘Em
- 18: Why You Shouldn’t Let Me Guest Blog
- 17: Just ONE of the Reasons 3 Year Olds Probably Shouldn’t Watch Futurama
- 17: Happy Birthday to Me
- 15: The Food Gods Have Smiled Upon Me
- 14: Desperate
- 14: Randomness Part 97
- 13: What Sucks
- 12: 7 Conversations About One Thing
- 11: Does This Show Make Me Look Fat?
- 11: Welcoming Zanna
- 10: It’s Not Just for Dessert Anymore
- 07: More Chanukah Fun
- 06: You Will Never Believe This
- 06: Has Anybody Seen My Fireplace Remote?
- 05: I Never Thought I Would Say This
- 04: Seven MORE Things About Me (Plus Bonus iTunes Meme)
- 03: I Twitter
- 03: Generation Gap
- 02: It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
- 01: We Have a Winner!
November 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Randomness Part 96
- 29: Closing in on It: Contest Update #3
- 29: Sometimes I am Such a Girl
- 28: Randomness Part 95
- 27: I’ve Lost My Voice
- 26: An Open Letter to Florence, South Carolina
- 24: No Bear Left Behind: Another SATGS PSA
- 22: No Place Like Home for the Holidays
- 19: Just Part of My Life: A One Act Play
- 16: In 3s
- 16: The Worst Part is that it is that She was Telling the Truth
- 15: Randomness Part 94
- 15: I Hope it is Still Hip to be Square
- 14: A Freak Accident
- 14: Randomness Part 93
- 13: I Have Become My Mother
- 12: You’ll Never Guess What I am Doing Tonight
- 09: Out of the Mouths of Babes
- 08: Contest Update
- 07: Because Fish Love The English Beat
- 06: It is a completely reasonable segue in my mind.
- 02: Guilty: The ROFL Award for October
- 02: Avoid Squeezing the Meat
- 01: Fine. Sit in your own feces. See if I care.
October 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Ian Meets Sharpie
- 30: What I Don’t Want to Hear in a Public Restroom Ever Again
- 29: It All Depends on What Scary Means to You
- 27: Randomness Part 92
- 26: We Have a Winner!
- 26: Traffic Experiment #2 – Contest Update #2
- 25: Funny, He Usually Doesn’t Think About the Laundry.
- 24: MOTHERS Act and PPD (There is a Contest in Here Somewhere)
- 24: Co-Opping is Never Boring
- 23: Randomness Part 91
- 23: Claudia’s Set List
- 22: Claudia’s Posh Spice Impression
- 22: Customer Service is Dead in the Airline Industry
- 21: Dumbledore is Gay
- 19: Another SATGS PSA: On Loudness (not the Japanese Heavy Metal Band)
- 19: Randomness Part 90
- 18: Traffic Experiment #2 – An Update
- 18: Love Your Body Day
- 17: Seven More Things
- 15: I’m Not Ignoring You
- 12: Nickelodeon Has Smiled Upon Me Today
- 11: Netflix Has Lost Its Mind
- 11: Ham and Gruyere Quiche
- 10: Trashmouth Jr.
- 09: Washington Monument Reflected in the Vietnam Veterans Memorial
- 08: I Pay Up
- 06: The Trick is to Bribe Them With Candy
- 05: Randomness Part 89
- 04: Ian’s Joke of the Day
- 04: Sucker Bet
- 03: I’m Kind of Slow – Delurk
- 03: I’ve Got Another Confession to Make (Apologies to Mommy at Work)
- 02: I Am to Blame
- 01: Teamwork
September 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Randomness Part 88
- 29: I’m Going to Need an Explanation
- 28: You May Want to Avert Your Eyes
- 28: You People Just Aren’t Right
- 27: An Open Letter to the Clock on My Oven
- 27: Traffic Experiment #2 – Audience Participation: A Contest
- 26: Onionbooty?
- 25: Nothing
- 24: If You Pay Attention it Makes Sense
- 23: I’ve Said it Before
- 20: You’ll Never Guess What is in My Kid’s Pants
- 19: My Friends Have Cool Friends
- 18: I’m THAT Mom
- 17: It’s Oh So Quiet
- 16: How ‘Bout Them Bucs?
- 14: Calling All Techies
- 13: You Know What I Hate?
- 12: Spring Cleaning For the Fall?
- 11: I’d Like to Thank the Academy – Best Dressed
- 10: Ian Running in the Surf
- 09: Two Reasons Why My Kids Will Grow Up to Fear New Jersey
- 08: The Mystery Bruise
- 07: Randomness Part 87
- 06: If There Is a Heaven
- 05: My Second Strangest Compliment to Date
- 04: Creepy… But Quiet
- 04: D.C. Metro Moms Blog
August 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 29: Your Money Is Mine, Blog Pound
- 28: Rethinking Your Decision
- 28: How to Make Lumpyhead’s Mom Shoot Beer Out of Her Nose
- 26: Ask and Ye Shall Receive
- 25: Anyone?
- 25: On the Dollar Store
- 24: Are You Talking to Meme?
- 23: To Some of You, This Will Sound Like Blah, Blah, Blah
- 22: Randomness Part 86
- 21: In Your Hands
- 20: A Good Way to Attract Attention
- 20: We Are Bossy
- 18: If You Were Looking For Me
- 17: No Publicity is Bad Publicity
- 16: Best Laid Plans
- 15: The Ring Bear
- 14: Mike Vick: What the Hell?
- 13: The Excuse Note
- 10: Getting Better
- 09: The Filth and the Fury
- 08: Formal Memo/Informal Poll
- 07: Not to Be Overly Political
- 07: Mother’s Little Helper
- 06: Ahhh. Football Season.
- 03: I Guess I Should Be More Specific
- 03: I Was Under the Impression We Lived on Earth
- 02: The Aftermath
- 01: The Future is Now
- 01: I Guess I’m on the Mailing List
July 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Way Better Than Sting
- 28: American Airlines Comes Through in the End
- 27: Mary Mary Quite Contrary
- 25: Spinning My Wheels
- 24: An Imaginary Celebrity Pick Up Soccer Game
- 23: Coolest Thing Ever
- 23: TV Taught My Kids Music Theory
- 21: Randomness Part 85
- 20: I’d Rather Be Having Dental Work
- 20: The Potty Training Continues
- 19: Sure, It Seems Cool if You are Reading This Blog
- 19: Me in 10 Seconds: BlogMe ’07
- 18: Fine, but it is going to be tough getting through The Andes.
- 17: I Want to Marry The Kennedy Center
- 17: Randomness Part 84
- 16: Uncomfortably Numb
- 13: Every Girl’s Crazy ’bout a Sharp Dressed Man
- 13: Randomness Part 83
- 12: Chatty Cathy: In the Flesh
- 11: Randomness Part 82
- 11: Some Gender Stereotypes are True
- 10: An Open Letter to U.S. Airways
- 07: Spot the Mixed Message in the Children’s Book
- 07: 7.7.7.
- 06: Now I’ve Seen Everything Vol. 4
- 05: Something Slightly Different
- 04: Calling All Vegetables!
- 03: I Was Thinking about You in the Shower
- 03: What Does Simon Cowell think of Neil Diamond and other Searches
- 02: Randomness Part 81
- 02: It Could Be Raining
June 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: What are you doing on Sunday?
- 29: My Subconscious is a Mysterious Place (Now with Pictures!)
- 28: Randomness Part 80
- 27: DOH!
- 26: Just In Case You Were Concerned that I May have Matured since Last Week
- 25: Sleeping Angel
- 24: Randomness Part 79
- 22: This Woman Needs Her Own Blog
- 21: What People Take Pictures of When They are Drunk
- 19: What is in the Cage?
- 18: We’re Back
- 17: A Guest Poster Drops The Ball
- 15: Writing checks I can’t cash
- 14: Now BRITAIN’S Got Talent
- 13: It Going to Be a Good Weekend (plus new searches)
- 12: Ian and Claudia: Guitar Heroes
- 12: Apology Not Accepted
- 11: Randomness Part 78
- 08: Deep Down Inside I am a 12 Year Old Boy
- 08: How Tired Do You Have to Be?
- 07: A SATGS PSA Regarding Leftovers
- 07: A Charming Moment with My Little Boy
- 06: Laundry Mystery
- 05: Those Kids Can Spot an Old McDonalds* a Mile Away
- 04: PlayStation Has My Number
- 01: What Nobody Told Me About Co-Opping
May 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: All This Attention Over One Little Phrase
- 30: You Type Something ONE TIME and Look What Happens
- 29: Update
- 23: I Need either an Electrician or that Short Lady from Poltergeist
- 23: I Love Kids
- 22: Randomness Part 77
- 21: Nothing to See Here
- 21: Could I be any Less Mature?
- 18: A Meeting, A Picture and Some Searches
- 17: Cell Phone Picture Extravaganza: Your Photos
- 17: Maybe a Little Bit of Information can be too Much
- 16: I Don’t Think this Counts as T.M.I.
- 16: Randomness Part 76
- 15: Interesting Way to Start the Day
- 14: Dora! Boots! How Could You?
- 12: Three At Last
- 11: Cell Phone Picture Extravaganza
- 11: Me? A Thinking Blogger?
- 10: Several Things
- 09: Wine: The one Without the “H”
- 08: Randomness Part 75
- 07: First Sign of the Apocalypse (If you Believe in that Sort of Thing)
- 06: How Many States have you Lived In? An Informal Poll
- 04: They Pull Me Up then they Beat Me Back Down
- 04: Happy Virtual Birthday Mr. Big Dubya
- 03: Dr. Seuss, I Don’t Like the Way this Looks One Bit
- 02: She said “A Scary Day”
- 01: They Think They Own the Store
April 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: It’s Official: I am Going to BlogHer
- 30: Wow.
- 27: Randomness Part 74
- 26: Boots Has a Penis
- 25: Behold the Power of The Letter Factory
- 23: Some Closure: Answer to a Burning Question
- 23: Quote of the Day
- 22: You Like Me, You Really Like Me
- 21: Best Doormat Ever
- 20: Mom My Ride
- 19: Hipster Parent or Huge Dork?
- 18: Not Bad for Her First Try
- 18: Randomness Part 73
- 17: A Mere 27 Hours Later
- 17: Grrrrrr.
- 16: Power Trio
- 13: Having Girls is Overrated
- 12: Things I Owe You Guys
- 12: Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (1922-2007)
- 11: Soda My Ass
- 11: Has Anyone Seen the Real Sarah?
- 10: Randomness Part 72
- 09: Eh, I Didn’t Know what else to do with It
- 09: The Princess is Displeased
- 09: Top Design Dilemma
- 07: Is it Supposed to Snow in April?
- 06: You Go on the Road for ONE Afternoon
- 05: Overheard at My Brother’s House
- 05: If Cute Could Kill
- 03: Spring Break 2007!
March 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Overheard in Our Hotel Room
- 30: Would You Guys Mind Rooting Against Georgetown?
- 30: Randomness Part 71
- 29: Fine. Just sit in pee all day. See if I care.
- 28: How Would You Answer this One?
- 27: Betrayed by a Small Appliance
- 27: Who Buys This Kind of Crap?
- 26: She was Wearing Crocodiles?
- 26: An Open Love Letter
- 24: Randomness Part 70
- 22: How was Your Morning?
- 21: Hmph.
- 20: Getting Our Moneys Worth Out of Preschool
- 19: Opposite Week
- 16: Can’t Talk – March Madness
- 14: Two Advantages of Having More than One Child: A Short List
- 12: Who Wants to Explain Commercial Air Travel to the Boy?
- 12: Maybe I Should be Leaving the Bathroom Door Closed Even when I’m not in There
- 09: The Boy is Not Charitable
- 08: I Wasn’t Using My Context Clues
- 07: Randomness Part 69
- 06: A Parenting Riddle
- 05: If a Moose Picked a Fight With a Helicopter, Who Would Win?
- 05: Calling all Parents (At Least the Ones who watch Nick Jr.)
- 03: How I Angered Total Strangers This Week
- 01: I WISH I was Making this Up
- 01: Now I’ve Seen Everything Vol. 4
February 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: It is as if I were Trying to be Even More Suburban
- 27: Randomness Part 68
- 26: Is that some sort of backhanded compliment?
- 26: A Quick Note on The Oscars
- 26: The Hits – They Just Keep Coming
- 24: Be Brutally Honest With Me
- 22: Guest Post: Devra Explains the Whole “Kool and the Gang and Whodini” Thing
- 21: I’ve Been Wondering
- 20: Randomness Part 67
- 19: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions: SATGS mailbag
- 16: That Will Teach Me to Be Such a Smart Ass
- 16: Randomness Part 66
- 15: She Doesn’t Want Me to Have Diarrhea. I Guess that is a Good Thing.
- 14: Snow Day
- 13: If I Wanted Your Opinion I Would Ask For It
- 12: Only Read This Post if You Like Folk Music
- 12: She’s Humble Too
- 10: Randomness Part 65
- 08: Anna Nicole Smith (1967 – 2007)
- 08: I Don’t Even Follow My Own Advice, Why Should You?
- 07: Because I’ve got Nothing Else Going On
- 06: Randomness Part 64
- 05: Super Bowl Recap: Sarah Style
- 02: If You Are Psyched For the Super Bowl… and Have Some Free Time
- 01: More Grocery Store Trauma
- 01: Perfect Post Award – January
January 2007
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: In Other News: My Two Year Old Can Work the VCR
- 30: Let Me Ask You a Question (Super Bowl Edition)
- 30: Randomness Part 63
- 29: Don’t Know What You Got ’til it’s Gone
- 25: Shaq Attack has Arrived!
- 25: What is in a Name?
- 24: I Come By this Sense of Humor Honestly
- 22: Remember Earlier? When I Told You I was a Bad Ass?
- 22: I Was Banned in the E-T-H-I-O-P-I-A
- 20: Another SATGS PSA
- 19: A Virtual Joke Shower
- 19: Randomness Part 62
- 18: Do Cats Hibernate?
- 17: Can’t Talk – Too Busy Baking
- 16: The Art at the Top of my Stairs
- 15: Randomness Part 61
- 10: De-Lurking Week
- 10: At Least they Will Listen to Elmo
- 09: A Sweeping Epiphany
- 08: Check Out What We Did this Weekend
- 08: While Watching a Burger King Commercial
- 05: I Was Just Trying to Leave Playgroup
- 04: If There are Roaches in my Kid’s Bedroom I Blame “The Upside Down Show”
- 04: Pictures of People who have had Ebola and other Searches that Landed People Here (also possibly the post with the longest title ever written)
- 03: My Own Private Mobile Dixieland Duo
- 03: I’d Like to Thank the Academy
- 02: My Jeans Went All Def Leppard on Me
December 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: It’s the Eqivalent of My Parents Saying “Groovy”
- 30: If You Just Can’t Get Enough of Me
- 29: And So It Begins
- 28: Randomness Part 60
- 28: Just Answer the Question, Yes or No
- 27: Stranger than Strange Fiction
- 24: In Case I Don’t Get a Chance to Talk to You Tomorrow
- 21: The Saga of the Traveling Hat
- 20: Good News/Bad News
- 20: Late to the Party
- 19: Claudia Wishes You All a Happy Holiday
- 18: Product Placement
- 17: Happy Birthday to Me
- 15: And the best game you can name…
- 14: Some Days are More Surreal than Others
- 14: 23 Minutes and Still Counting
- 13: Remember When I Told You My Kids Could Sing The Misfits?
- 11: Randomness Part 59
- 11: Ignore this post – I just need it to put these pictures somewhere
- 10: If You’re Not Doing Anything Right Now
- 08: Tattle Tale
- 07: Translate Schlongmeister and Other Searches
- 06: It is Nature Not Nurture – I Have Proof
- 05: Vacation Photos
- 04: But O, Sick Children of the World
November 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Claudia’s Mr. T. Starter Kit
- 29: Now I’ve Seen Everything Vol. 3
- 28: The Problem With Vacation
- 24: Happy (belated) Thanksgiving
- 20: I’m Not Ignoring You
- 16: This One is For All You Pregnant People
- 15: Dolca Anyone?
- 14: I Thought it was Funny. (ROTFLMAO Awards)
- 13: …and THAT is what broke baby bird’s balloon.
- 13: The boy isn’t right.
- 10: At least he knows his shapes.
- 09: Fall. Who Knew? I Guess Everybody Except Me.
- 08: Randomness Part 58
- 07: I Voted, My Kids Owe Me $100, and Closure
- 06: WWYD?
- 04: John McCain Woke Up My Kids
- 03: Help a Mother Out
- 03: In Just Seven Days I Will Give You Your Results
- 02: Blue. No, Yellow!
- 02: Ding Ding Ding. We Have a Winner.
- 01: Go ahead. Take a guess. (A Contest)
- 01: Blog Exchange – An Open Letter
October 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: The Dreaded Book Meme
- 30: So I said “Don’t lick the pumpkin!”
- 30: Cinnamon Buttcrack (and other searches)
- 27: Randomness Part 57
- 27: Friday Flicks
- 26: Five Reasons I Had a Good Weekend Last Weekend
- 25: Cards For Sorrow, Cards For Pain
- 24: Fushing Feef (and other nonsense)
- 23: My Hero
- 21: I was never a little bit country. However…
- 21: Ignore this Post
- 20: A Tragedy, or an Educational Opportunity?
- 20: Too Late For Love Thursday
- 19: …and then I was so excited that my head exploded.
- 17: Randomness Part 56
- 17: Knock Knock Vote
- 16: It Was Seven Years Ago Today
- 15: Gross.
- 14: Randomness Part 55
- 13: What We Did this Morning (Instead of Watching TV)
- 12: Like Mother Like Son
- 11: Sweater in a Bush
- 10: You Were Wondering About Searches Again, Weren’t You?
- 09: Randomness Part 54
- 09: Whitesnake on a Plane
- 08: Contest Results
- 07: A One Question Quiz
- 06: If You’re Looking For Something to Do
- 05: Love Thursday
- 04: Randomness Part 53
- 03: I Heart Dad Gone Mad This Much
- 02: My First Perfect Post Award
- 01: One Man Band
September 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 29: Gender Biases
- 29: Gabe’s “Business” Retreat
- 29: Kismet
- 28: One More For Karen
- 27: Randomness Part 52
- 27: Why I Am Tired Today (or what not to do)
- 26: Hey Everybody!
- 26: First Day of School – Take 2
- 25: Hug
- 23: Banned Books Week
- 23: The “Bush”-Whacked Administration is Celebrating
- 22: Randomness Part 51
- 21: This Post Would Not Have Been Possible Without My TiVo
- 21: For Belinda
- 20: A Barfing Bifecta
- 20: You Guys Want to Hear Something Really Gross?
- 19: First Day of School. Or Not.
- 18: The Power of Nemo Compels You
- 17: Meet Amy Güth
- 15: Sometimes I Wish I Was Making This Stuff Up
- 15: Randomness Part 50
- 14: Maybe I Have an Image Problem
- 13: While Watching a Commercial for “Dancing With the Stars”
- 13: Three Reasons You Might Not Want to Take Two Year Olds to Your Doctor Appointment
- 12: Just So You Can See What I’m Up Against Here
- 11: Randomness Part 49
- 11: Big Kid Beds
- 10: 9 Disturbing Searches From the Last Week
- 08: I bet I’m the only one of us who has ever uttered this phrase.
- 07: Like Mother Like Daughter (sigh)
- 06: Nobody Told Me
- 05: Three Birds With One Stone
August 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Draft: Recap
- 30: Let the trash talking begin!
- 29: It’s a Twin Thang – I Wouldn’t Understand
- 28: Why would you even want to find that?
- 28: Randomness Part 48
- 27: Why I Felt Old Today
- 26: Son of a Bitch
- 25: It is EXACTLY what it looks like.
- 25: This one is mostly for my male readers.
- 24: Pluto Little Pluto was the Farthest Planet From the Sun (Ooh Hoo)
- 24: Love Thursday
- 23: My Daughter, The Temptation
- 23: Hook Me Up
- 22: I think I have mono.
- 22: Randomness Part 47
- 21: We’re Back
- 17: Consider Yourself Warned
- 16: The Early Birds
- 15: Conjuction Junction, What’s Your Function?
- 14: Twins on a Plane
- 13: Do Bob the Builder and Wendy have a thing going on? (and other burning questions that people have searched for)
- 12: It Counts as a Throwback Jersey if You are Only Two Years Old
- 11: Threats – 2006 Style
- 11: As I Watch My Daughter Eat Her Weight in Cheerios
- 10: Ian Learns a New Phrase
- 09: Riddle Me This
- 09: Did she just say “a cow skull”?
- 08: Randomness Part 46
- 08: The problem with this post is that I have to admit that we watch “Hell’s Kitchen”.
- 07: I am trying to remain calm.
- 03: Thanks Junipers!
- 03: Randomness Part 45
- 02: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (The Top 10!)
- 01: BlogHer – The Recap (with apologies to dial-up users)
- 01: Perfect Post Award – July
July 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Can’t Talk – Jet Lag
- 29: Live From BlogHer – Worst Picture Ever Caption Contest
- 28: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (20 – 11)
- 28: Live From BlogHer – Episode 1
- 27: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (30 – 21)
- 26: That’s a Good Day, Daddy
- 26: Randomness Part 44
- 26: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (40 – 31)
- 25: 5 Things
- 24: Oops
- 24: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (50 – 41)
- 23: Weekend Recap: A Conversation
- 22: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (60 – 51)
- 21: Randomness Part 43
- 21: In Case Anyone Was Wondering
- 20: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (70 – 61)
- 19: The Demon Cat
- 19: Ditching The Squad (just for the day)
- 17: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (80 – 71)
- 17: Pieces of Kelly
- 16: Sarah’s Favorite Albums of All Time (90 – 81)
- 15: The Most Appropriate Homonym of Them All
- 15: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (100 – 91)
- 14: Sarah’s 100 Favorite Albums of All Time (Coming Soon)
- 14: Mocha is Brewing Something Up
- 14: Blogroll (Extended Dance Mix)
- 13: Breaking News (if you care about this kind of thing)
- 13: Love/Hate/Love
- 13: Caveat
- 12: If you can’t beat ‘em…
- 12: Who Let Me Be a Parent?
- 11: Arrr
- 10: It’s no portable DVD player, but it’s a start.
- 10: Randomness Part 42
- 10: Big Twin/Triplet/Quadruplet Blogroll
- 07: Guess who put on her own sandals this morning?
- 06: Any Better?
- 06: Sucker
- 06: I’m not ignorning you.
- 04: Perfect Post Award
June 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 29: If You Can’t Take the Heat, Get Out of the Kitchen.
- 28: Randomness Part 41
- 27: Wah Hoo!
- 27: What is brown and sounds like a bell?*
- 26: Letting the Cat Out of the Bag (Literally)
- 26: Big Dump Truck
- 23: Hi Honey, I’m Home.
- 23: Notes from my Blogworld
- 22: Having a Bad Blog Day
- 21: The Brad Pitt Butt Traffic Experiment Results
- 20: Just One of the Guys
- 19: WWC Week 7
- 19: You Get What You Pay For
- 17: Daddy Blogging Love
- 16: A Bib Could Have Solved this Problem
- 16: Sorry, this just couldn’t wait for a real post.
- 15: On Father’s Day
- 15: …and he didn’t even kill me.
- 14: Randomness Part 40
- 14: Seriously?
- 13: The Post Where I Admit I am an Idiot (Part 2)
- 13: He Will Be My Second (or fourth depending on how you look at it)
- 13: Experiment Update #2 – “The Brad Pitt Butt Traffic Experience”
- 12: Randomness Part 39
- 12: WWC Week 6
- 10: Maybe Two of You Can Relate to This
- 10: Where are we going?
- 09: Experiment Update #1 – “The Brad Pitt Butt Traffic Experience”
- 09: Smell the Glove
- 08: My Experiment
- 08: Isn’t Everything Living Technically Organic Anyway?
- 08: Six Strange Things About Ian
- 07: For your mid-week viewing pleasure – more searches
- 06: Polling Parents
- 06: Randomness Part 38
- 05: WWC Week 5
- 05: I’m Shitty! You Really Think I’m Shitty!
- 05: Riding on the Metro
- 02: They call it “Noodling”
- 01: I am 1.
- 01: Perfect Post Award
May 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Looking Good, Winthorpe
- 31: The Pros and Cons of Kids Learning How to Talk
- 30: Randomness Part 37
- 30: Pop Culture Has Destroyed My Intellect
- 29: Five Good Reasons to Make Friends on the Interweb
- 26: For Your Twin (and Triplet) Viewing Pleasure
- 26: They Used to Look Like This
- 25: I forgot about the tattoos.
- 25: Loot
- 24: Did you know?
- 24: You Learn Something New Every Day
- 23: Shitty Mix Tape Challenge
- 23: Hallelujah!
- 22: Randomness Part 36
- 22: Weekend Word Challenge #3
- 21: Pneumatic Tools
- 19: Baby Bird
- 19: Two Year Check-Up
- 18: Jr?
- 17: What We Do ALL DAY LONG
- 17: Trader This, Joe
- 16: Searches
- 16: Ring Around the Rosie
- 15: Who was the casting director on this show anyway?
- 15: All Worth It
- 12: Randomness Part 35
- 12: You guys are the best!
- 12: Even Dora is in on it.
- 11: All’s Well That Ends Well
- 11: I Can’t Believe They Are Going to Be Two Tomorrow
- 10: On a More Serious Note
- 10: Weekend Word Challenge – Week One
- 10: Photographic Proof of My Immaturity
- 09: Grosser Than Gross
- 07: Randomness Part 34
- 05: Did you see what Rob just did to my kitchen?
- 04: Mommies and Mommy’s Mommy
- 04: On a Roll
- 04: Trust Your Gut, People
- 03: Suggestions for Mo-Wo
- 03: Who Is This Is?
- 02: The Shredder at Grandma’s House
- 01: On your marks, get set…
- 01: Your Answers
April 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: The Cake
- 29: Holy Gift Bags Batman!
- 29: “The Joy Luck Club”
- 28: It Takes a Lot Longer to Read This Way
- 27: An Open Letter to Everyone I Know
- 27: Baby Einstein Van Goat Devil
- 26: Why Brett Why?
- 26: Not a Good Day to be a Dolphins Fan
- 25: Randomness Part 33
- 25: Twins in the Shower
- 24: Now She is Just Making Stuff Up
- 24: Vacation Update: Part 2
- 21: Vacation Update: Part 1
- 18: Don’t try to rob my house, I have cat sitters.
- 18: This Post is Time Sensitive
- 17: Is Geomotress a Word?
- 17: It’s Not About Me
- 15: You Were Expecting it Anyway
- 15: Easily Amused
- 15: Irony
- 14: It is easy to be nasty when you are anonymous.
- 13: For those of you that like embarrassing pictures
- 13: For No Reason
- 12: …and $2100 later the diagnosis is…
- 12: Who I’ve Become and a Mystery
- 11: Randomness Part 32
- 11: I can’t even think of a reason why ONE person would try to eat a basket.
- 10: This headline is killing me.
- 10: Double Cheese
- 10: Quick Update
- 07: A Break
- 06: Son of a…
- 06: Cat Tales
- 05: Randomness Part 31
- 05: I May Have Mentioned this Before
- 04: The Post When I Admit I am an Idiot (Part 1)
- 04: Worst Fake Smiles Ever
- 03: She’s No Angel
- 03: 6 Random Things
- 01: 5 Things I’m Not Proud Of
March 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Let it Pee
- 30: I told you guys she loves Bob.
- 30: Okay, Nobody Get Mad
- 29: Not How We Normally Put Pacifiers In Our Mouths
- 29: 25 minute nap, you say?
- 29: They just don’t know how lucky they are.
- 28: Something New Every Day
- 27: It’s Alarming How Charming I Feel
- 27: Pay No Attention to That Man Behind the Curtain
- 26: Holy Crap
- 26: So Long, Frank Lloyd Sousa
- 26: We’re not holding our breath or anything…
- 24: Randomness Part 30
- 24: Want to know what I hated about yesterday?
- 23: Attitude
- 23: Be Honest
- 23: OCD Babies
- 22: Earache My Eye
- 22: Why You Are Jealous
- 21: And now, a message from our sponsor.
- 21: My sentiments exactly.
- 20: What is frustration?
- 17: Randomness Part 29
- 16: What we need is a large consignment of very hard drugs.
- 15: Tell Me Something Good
- 15: Mommy Blogger is NOT the preferred nomenclature, Dude.
- 15: Because I have the maturity of a 12 year old boy…
- 15: While I was away…
- 14: Claudia’s Flavor Flav Impression (featuring Frog)
- 14: Reconnected (and it feels so good)
- 10: Technical Difficulties
- 09: More Phun with My Phone
- 09: My New Trick
- 08: She will be a good Mommy.
- 08: We’re Through the Looking Glass
- 07: New Favorite Games
- 07: Add this to the list of things I never thought I would say.
- 06: Small World
- 06: I’m just thrilled to have the opportunity to bring up his “Chess Room”.
- 05: Claudia’s Baby is a bad influence on the Elmos.
- 05: A Haiku For “Little Einsteins”
- 04: I say it is some sort of flashback.
- 03: A Picture From Ian’s GWAR Audition
- 03: I’m starting to think that they might be avoiding me.
- 03: Just Sayin’
- 02: Randomness Part 28
- 01: To ad or not to ad, that is the question.
- 01: Fine. But who the hell is minute Bob?
February 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 28: A serious question.
- 28: Can you picture that?
- 27: The answer is 5.
- 27: Spending Our Money Wisely
- 24: I have no idea how he found out.
- 24: Su-Su-Su-Superstar
- 23: Randomness Part 27
- 22: I am 386 months old.
- 22: A Slice of My Life
- 21: The Pain of Being a Magic Fan
- 21: Got Cream Cheese?
- 20: Son of a…
- 20: Randomness Part 26
- 20: So Very Proud
- 17: In Training for the Sullen Olympics
- 17: Ian Goes Goth (or Black is the new Yellow)
- 16: Claudia’s Reading Selection for Thursday
- 15: The Flamingo Cup
- 15: The Problem With Chalk
- 14: The Obligatory Valentine’s Day Post
- 14: Let It Snow
- 11: Do you want to know what I think is funny?
- 10: Who would you do?
- 09: This Too Shall Pass
- 08: There is Something About Bob.
- 07: Tucky Good?
- 06: Cleaning out my Closet
- 06: XL
- 05: Melancholy
- 04: Super Bowl Chili Cook-Off Pre-Game Spectacular
- 03: I’ll get you, my pretty.
- 03: Randomness Part 25
- 02: Take off, you hosers.
- 01: Today it was Apples
- 01: Mommy truck?
January 2006
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Randomness Part 24
- 31: If not for the courage of the Force M.D.’s the minnow would be lost.
- 30: A Girly Question
- 30: I couldn’t think of a better one.
- 28: Best Seats Ever
- 27: It wasn’t the first time.
- 26: Celery All Around
- 26: When I left the room it was a basket full of clean clothes.
- 25: Who is in?
- 25: Randomness Part 23
- 25: Almost
- 24: One More Thing that I Will Never Eat Again
- 24: The Yellow Pacifier Saga Continues
- 23: Some of you will know exactly what we were talking about.
- 23: Guarda adesso il mio cappello.
- 23: Say that shit.
- 21: A reason NOT to teach your kids about colors right away.
- 20: A Few Thoughts While Baking Brownies.
- 20: I had a dream.
- 20: I keep expecting the bathtub to fall through the floor.
- 19: Randomness Part 22
- 19: Can anyone explain this?
- 18: Why Potties?
- 17: International D.J.
- 17: A Picture from New Years
- 17: We’re Up and a Shout Out
- 13: I’m Waiting for the Man
- 12: Delurker-lurker
- 11: Surely You Jest
- 11: An argument against co-sleeping
- 10: Some things are just too interesting to let slide.
- 09: Have I mentioned that Earthlink and Verizon suck ass?
- 05: Still waiting for hookup
- 03: It’s Alive
December 2005
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 27: Goodnight Little House
- 27: Because if your sister gets a barrette…
- 27: Just the Beginning
- 24: Can’t talk – Football
- 22: Hand ME the keys…
- 21: Good News Everyone!
- 21: Proof in picture form
- 21: Virtuoso
- 20: Claudia is helping pack for the move
- 20: Sid is a moron.
- 19: Soon to be cold
- 17: You Say It’s Your Birthday
- 16: Holiday Pics and Dirty Vikings
- 16: Pandora
- 16: Happy Birthday Nonny
- 15: Thank you, random inanimate object
- 15: It again
- 15: Mommy Guilt
- 14: Super Bowl Extra Large?
- 14: Now what?
- 13: But you can’t hear that.
- 13: Typical Day
- 12: 18 more searches that ended up here
- 09: Some babies aren’t very good at sharing
- 08: Uh-Oh
- 08: Several Random Things
- 07: He’s So Popular
- 06: Same PJ’s, Different Year
- 06: Did they like the wagon?
- 05: What I’ll be watching on December 24th.
- 05: Open Season
- 04: Duet
- 02: “…and this is our bathroom.”
- 02: Why Moving Sucks – Part A
- 01: They’re Here
November 2005
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Another Meme
- 30: For a Good Time Call
- 29: Did I mention?
- 29: She is learning
- 28: Poor Kitty
- 28: Everybody is mowing (except me)
- 28: Thanksgiving Recap
- 23: More fun with headbands
- 22: Notes on The Squad
- 22: Letting the cat out of the bag
- 21: Today I said this.
- 21: Myspace
- 20: I’m Still Here
- 16: On a lighter note
- 16: Twins 101
- 15: It’s the sport of kings, better than diamond rings.
- 15: Six driving down I-95
- 14: And I thought poop was a problem.
- 14: Shhhh!
- 13: It always knows.
- 12: Cleaning out my closet.
- 11: Zoe in Leaves
- 11: Randomness Part XXI
- 10: I’m just happy I can breathe through my nose.
- 09: Claudia’s Menagerie
- 08: PROMAPALOOZA
- 06: More search words that brought people here
- 04: And my parents thought a degree in music would be a waste.
- 04: “Lullaby”
- 03: It’s the end of the world as we know it.
- 03: Like old times?
- 02: Beware of the Promapalooza
- 02: Randomness Part XX
- 01: If anybody cares
- 01: Does anyone know a good attorney?
October 2005
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Gizoogle Bitches
- 31: Maybe he will be an artist when he grows up.
- 31: 113076377876454070
- 31: Happy Halloween
- 29: Happy Halloween (2005)
- 28: Happy Helloween (1987 – 1989)
- 28: She is such a girl. He is such a boy.
- 27: Happy Halloween (1996)
- 27: Gabe wants you all to see this.
- 27: Even more searches that brought people here
- 26: Randomness Part XIX
- 26: Happy Halloween (1979)
- 26: I just said this.
- 25: A Picture of Me in a Fake Beard
- 25: I forgot to tell you this one
- 25: Take 2
- 24: Herd of cows?
- 23: 7′s
- 22: No Lie
- 21: Randomness Part XVIII
- 20: On a more family oriented note
- 20: You might not want to open this link at work.
- 19: Should I be worried?
- 19: I AM A WINNER
- 18: Here Goes
- 17: The nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long, long time.
- 17: Zoe’s story
- 17: Why I roll my eyes a lot
- 15: Come Again?
- 14: What happens to breeders
- 13: Because I am not at all original
- 13: Randomness Part XVII
- 12: I should have taken a picture.
- 12: How Fortuitous
- 12: This just goes to prove my theory.
- 12: and a belly picture
- 11: Housekeeping and complaining
- 11: Two years ago
- 10: The Boy had the right idea.
- 09: More searches that ended up here
- 08: The Downside of Naked Time.
- 07: Whatever floats their boats.
- 07: If you haven’t read it yet…
- 06: A Foolproof Plan
- 06: Tampa Sports Update
- 06: Randomness Part XVI
- 05: Tagged Again
- 05: The down side to teaching your kids sign language
- 05: I told you she could dunk.
- 04: Still Sick / Taking it to the hole
- 04: Good Manners
- 03: This would have been part of Randomness Part XVI
- 03: From my E-mails 4
- 03: Not bad, for a sick girl
- 02: Football Sunday
- 01: I think other people’s parents might be more normal than mine.
September 2005
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: The Chuck E. Fiasco
- 30: (Worlds Apart)
- 30: I’ve been called out.
- 30: Eleven searches that ended up here
- 29: Sad to see it go
- 29: And so it begins.
- 28: Japan Reconciled
- 28: Easy Come, Easy Go
- 27: You’re my 5000th customer!
- 27: I must have missed the memo.
- 26: Would you rather?
- 26: Thundering Herd, My Balls
- 23: Bill’s Makeover
- 23: We are so out of here
- 23: Randomness Part XV
- 22: 10 Things about Ian
- 22: 10 Things about Claudia
- 22: How ’bout them Bucs?
- 21: I was gone for less than two hours.
- 21: From my E-mails 3
- 20: I forgot to tell you guys something about Eric.
- 20: What a helmet!
- 20: Eric sums it all up.
- 19: The Game
- 19: I’m not sure what to make of this.
- 19: An odd compliment
- 17: Five more things that people have Googled and ended up here
- 16: It’s as if they weren’t even trying
- 16: You learn something new every day
- 16: Randomness Part XIV
- 16: Does this remind anyone else of the credits from “Little House on the Prairie”?
- 15: The answer is eight.
- 15: Peru is in the house
- 15: A List of 10 Things.
- 15: I bet Ritch still thinks that this is funny.
- 14: A Little Loopy
- 14: The answer is: a rainstick.
- 14: 100 Things about me (Part 2)
- 13: Why does Japan hate me?
- 13: 100 Things about me (Part 1)
- 13: Yeah, I said it
- 12: We were ready for some football.
- 12: Prediction
- 11: First and Goal
- 10: 0 – 11
- 10: I wish 5:40
- 09: Notes from the first game of the season
- 09: 5:40 am
- 08: This hat is my hat it makes me feel fine.
- 08: What on Earth was I thinking?
- 08: Two quick things
- 07: What happens when your film gets wet
- 07: From my E-mails 2
- 07: Randomness Part XIII
- 06: Only Three Days Left
- 06: Over dressed for lunch
- 06: Who else has been to Iceland?
- 05: Gabe calls it “The Street”
- 05: I hope it was Bjork
- 04: I live my life like there’s no tomorrow
- 03: A Near Miss
- 02: Randomness Part XII
- 01: You will never guess what I just did.
- 01: View Askew
August 2005
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Five things that people have Googled and ended up here
- 31: Underwear?
- 31: Randomness Part XI
- 30: It’s not like I don’t feed the kids.
- 30: Look Ma, No Bucs!
- 29: Why?
- 29: There goes the new coat of paint
- 28: Haircuts!
- 28: Does anybody know?
- 27: The other day I said
- 26: More than just your ordinary thief
- 26: So I can look at you from inside as well
- 25: I am so bad at this
- 25: Randomness Part X
- 24: From My E-mails
- 24: Picture of
- 24: Stop me when I’m passing by
- 23: True Story
- 23: The boy figured out the TiVO
- 23: It’s Not Pretty
- 22: New Shoes
- 22: False Advertising
- 21: One of the MANY reasons that I love TiVO
- 21: Still Going
- 20: Randomness Part IX
- 19: The subject was: My job is weird
- 19: I’m 93, you’re 16
- 18: My neighbors crack me up.
- 18: Randomness Part VIII
- 17: BLINGO!
- 17: Who’s House?
- 17: This is your mind on Dora
- 16: I may need an exorcist.
- 16: Stuff
- 16: a.k.a.
- 15: Randomness Part VII
- 15: Just in case you are still interested
- 14: 36 Hours Later
- 14: A Special Note to My Mom
- 14: New Chairs
- 13: A Reason Not to Give Kids Jewelry
- 12: Randomness Part VI
- 12: Far too much poop talk for my taste
- 12: Ian’s hair is not okay
- 11: I have never exercised this much willpower before in my life.
- 10: I’m huge in Belgium
- 10: Randomness Part V
- 09: I’m turning into my Dad
- 09: Day 1 and a Squad Update
- 08: Foul Language
- 08: Here goes nothing
- 07: You be the judge.
- 06: But we finally made the news
- 05: This is so sad.
- 05: Consequence of a Long Day
- 04: Oh, the irony!
- 04: Doesn’t she look mad?
- 03: Something gross just happened
- 02: Things I find puzzling
- 01: Misconceptions
July 2005
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Oops
- 29: Nolite te bastardes carborandorum!
- 28: Randomness Part IV
- 27: Warning: Downer
- 27: And So It Begins
- 26: The Latest Party Game
- 26: We’re Back
- 14: And away we go
- 13: …and this all happened this morning
- 12: Our strollers took up an obscene amount of space.
- 11: Randomness Part III
- 11: Gabe says she takes after me.
- 10: You’d think “Smoke on the Water” maybe. Plus a lot about barfing.
- 08: Randomness Part II
- 08: No Friend of Mine
- 08: I am finally the demographic.
- 07: Priorities out of whack.
- 07: Randomness
- 07: …and with the first pick of the 2005 draft, Sarah takes…
- 06: Just keep that Steelers machinery humming
- 06: Daddy’s Little Girl
- 05: Gabe says I should just get over this.
- 05: Just out of curiosity
- 04: If you say so
- 03: A Flock of Something, Alright
- 02: Spitting
- 01: 4th of July
June 2005
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Coke hurts less than Pepsi
- 30: What the hell is wrong with Sharon Stone?
- 30: Consider Yourself Warned
- 29: Two Unexpected Bonuses
- 29: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
- 28: Things that I have learned by watching “Jeopardy!”
- 27: Lake, Big Lake
- 27: I knew it!
- 23: I just know it is going to happen
- 22: Here’s what I don’t get.
- 22: I don’t think it’s that funny.
- 21: Hooray for the lake!
- 20: AH-DA!
- 17: Okra?
- 17: This was my morning
- 16: Addicted to TV shows
- 16: Walk Walk and the Banana Man
- 15: I know we’re not the only ones
- 14: Why we’re going to get pictures taken on Saturday
- 14: The things that surprised me most as a parent – Part 2
- 13: Dilemma
- 13: My new trick
- 12: Since there was no NHL this year…
- 11: 867-5309
- 10: The fish – they are so loud!
- 09: The Eggs! For Real!
- 09: First Steps
- 08: Where I Find the Time
- 08: The Goon Squad
- 08: A True Story
- 07: Books, Books, Books
- 06: The things that surprised me the most as a parent.
- 03: I seriously said this today
- 03: That is because there is sand on the Causeway.
- 02: Biohazard 2/27/06
- 02: A Spatula as big as his head 2/27/06
- 02: One Year Shots
- 02: Love
- 02: Kaiser ’91
- 01: Game Day
- 01: Bruce
- 01: I had no intent to actually blog
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