June 20, 2008 | Audience Participation, Questions For You

I wish I had something good for you guys today but I don’t.

Well, I suppose I could rant about how Ian refuses to get dressed but that seems to be getting old.

How about some questions for you instead? Let’s talk about food.

1) Who is your favorite celebrity chef?*

2) What is your “specialty dish”? (You know, what do you make when people come over for dinner.)

3) What is one food you hate?

4) What should I make for dinner?

4b) Can I please have the recipe?

On a completely unrelated note - does anyone know a quick way to fix it so that Google and Firefox stop blocking my site? They think I am dangerous. I just come off that way, really I am completely harmless.

* See picture of two of my two favorites here, Anthony Bourdain and Sam Talbot. I have always liked guys with bad attitudes. I love the internet. Thank you Google Image search.

June 6, 2008 | Audience Participation, Confessions, Now I've Seen Everything, Pictures, Proof of My Immaturity, The Unexplained, potty humor

I walked into the kids bathroom today and I thought What the hell ? And then I thought Hey, this is just a caption contest waiting to happen.

So have at it.

Sell photos on photrade | By GoonSquadSarah

May 16, 2008 | Audience Participation, Questions For You, Uncategorized

We haven’t done one of these in a while and seeing how it is Friday, let’s have some questions for you.

1) If you had to make out with someone from a children’s television show who would you pick? (Nonhipster Mom and I were discussing this yesterday. I still haven’t come up with an answer.)

2) What is the best thing you have ever won?

3) Name a place that you have never been that you would like to visit?

4) What should I make for dinner?

April 28, 2008 | Audience Participation, Contests, Pictures, The Goon Squad

April 17, 2008 | Audience Participation, Mailbag, Questions For You

I’ve been in a writing slump lately. I’m not sure why attending blogging events does that to me but it seems to happen every time. So I was going through my drafts folder and I found a half of a mailbag post. As is it isn’t worth posting but I would be happy to add to it if any of you have any questions to add.

In the meantime I will pose a few question to you:

1) Is anything more boring than waiting around to sign for a FedEx package for someone else?

2) Who is the most annoying person on television?

2b) Who is the most annoying cartoon character?

3) Does anyone know of a non-surgical magic way to get rid of my beer belly? I am trying diet and exercise but they take too long. Plus it is hard.

4) Could Ian die from eating too many strawberries or are we just dealing with a diarrhea situation here?

5) Why is it so hard to get Amazon.com to ship something to Canada? Does Amazon hate Canadians?

April 7, 2008 | Audience Participation, Questions For You

1) If you knew you were going to be alone in your own house all day long and nobody was coming over (and you are a woman), would you put on a bra?

2) If no one would ever know - what movie would you want to watch (after the porn)?

3) If you had a whole weekend to yourself and you didn’t have any chores to do, how many hours would you spend on the internet?

March 28, 2008 | Audience Participation, Books, Contests, What the Hell is Sarah Reading?

I even have a prize this time. I will have a signed copy of Mommy Guilt signed by bothDevra Renner and Aviva Pflock (assuming I remember to ask Aviva at the J & J thing).

Now, if you are not a Mommy do not worry. It applies to Daddies too. If you are not a parent it makes a great gift. If you don’t have any parent friends give it to someone as a wedding present to freak them out.

Heh.

Warren will probably win this one too, but let’s give everyone one a fighting chance. The first commenter commentor commenteer comment leaver to get the correct title and author of the book I just finished wins the prize.

How simple is that?

(Assuming my server is working and I don’t get 50 angry e-mails because you can see it in my feed and you know the answer and you can’t comment - oh and sorry about the picture quality. I don’t know what is up with my Palm.)

One with the show:

Clue #1

Clue #2

Clue #3:

Hey, consider #3 a bonus. One for each eye.

I give up on trying to make it look right. Mommy needs a glass of wine. (Party tonight. Pictures tomorrow. You know, assuming my server is back to normal.)

March 21, 2008 | Audience Participation, Questions For You

1) What is your favorite movie quote?

2) What is your favorite song lyric?

3) Do you have a favorite political quote? If so, what is it?

4) Favorite personal quote and/or tagline.

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One time I was playing Pictionary and my partner and I won an all play when he drew quotation marks and I yelled “parentheses!” which was actually the word, but he was all wasted on Scotch and I was just stupid.

I was playing with my husband and Father-in-Law and they both still make fun of me for that.

March 14, 2008 | Audience Participation, Questions For You

1) What are the first, second, and third movies in your Netflix queue. No cheating or lying to sound cool. (If you don’t have Netflix, why not?)

2) What are your three favorite Beatles songs?

3) Name three occupations that you think you might like. *

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* No fair saying $5000 an hour hooker. Not that we all wouldn’t consider it for that kind of cash. Think about it. You could work one week a year. Sure, you’d be sore, but you’d also be rich and have a lot of free time.

February 29, 2008 | Audience Participation, Questions For You

1) What is the last movie you saw in a theater? Was it good?

2) What is your favorite tv show?

3) What is the last album you bought (or stole from the internet, or burned from a friend) that you loved?*

4) If you were in charge of People Magazine’s Sexiest Person Alive, who would win?

5) Who is your favorite artist? (Like art artist)

6) What is your favorite musical/opera/play?

7) What do you think is the worst song ever recorded?

* Will you burn me a copy?