I just stood in my kitchen and watched a pot of water boil.
I watched it happen. They say you can’t, but I can. Maybe you can’t, but I can.
I CAN DO ANYTHING! You can’t stop me.
It was amazing.
(They don’t really call me The Myth Buster. They call me “The Boiler”.)
Two days ago I said to Devra “My cats are acting crazy. I think we are going to have an earthquake or something.”
Then I left town.
This morning I awoke to the sound of a text message. It was my neighbor wondering if I felt the earthquake.
Since I am in San Francisco I couldn’t figure out what she was talking about. Was there an earthquake out here? Was she talking about home? Did I remember to pack a a bathing suit? What earthquake?
I knew exactly how to solve this mystery. I turned to Twitter.
It was an earthquake! In D.C.! And I missed it!
Also, holy crap, a hellmouth? CapitolClio didn’t even mention the 30 inches of snow.
But that is neither here nor there, my point is that I was dead on with my earthquake prediction. Who wants to go to Vegas with me? Can you even bet on weather?
I’ve been shopping for the MamaPop Sparklecorn party at BlogHer this year.
Now I just have one question.
What goes with these shoes?
(thanks to Flutter for leading me to the website where I bought these)
ps – These shoes are 100% vegan. Weird, huh.
pps – I hope I can walk in them.
ppps – I am going to be, like, seven feet tall.
Psst. We’re giving away three pairs of Bon Jovi tickets on MamaPop.
Plus I posted a picture of Jon Bon Jovi practically naked over there, so what are you waiting for?
I totally used to have this exact poster on my wall.
Alas, I’ve said too much. Go win tickets.
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Even if you don’t like sports, this site will crack you up.
Please do yourself (and me) a favor and go check it out.
