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I just stood in my kitchen and watched a pot of water boil.
I watched it happen. They say you can’t, but I can. Maybe you can’t, but I can.
I CAN DO ANYTHING! You can’t stop me.
It was amazing.
(They don’t really call me The Myth Buster. They call me “The Boiler”.)
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
5:29 pm |

Two days ago I said to Devra “My cats are acting crazy. I think we are going to have an earthquake or something.”
Then I left town.
This morning I awoke to the sound of a text message. It was my neighbor wondering if I felt the earthquake.
Since I am in San Francisco I couldn’t figure out what she was talking about. Was there an earthquake out here? Was she talking about home? Did I remember to pack a a bathing suit? What earthquake?
I knew exactly how to solve this mystery. I turned to Twitter.
It was an earthquake! In D.C.! And I missed it!
Also, holy crap, a hellmouth? CapitolClio didn’t even mention the 30 inches of snow.
But that is neither here nor there, my point is that I was dead on with my earthquake prediction. Who wants to go to Vegas with me? Can you even bet on weather?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
1:08 pm |

I’ve been shopping for the MamaPop Sparklecorn party at BlogHer this year.
Now I just have one question.
What goes with these shoes?

(thanks to Flutter for leading me to the website where I bought these)
ps – These shoes are 100% vegan. Weird, huh.
pps – I hope I can walk in them.
ppps – I am going to be, like, seven feet tall.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
1:25 pm |

Psst. We’re giving away three pairs of Bon Jovi tickets on MamaPop.
Plus I posted a picture of Jon Bon Jovi practically naked over there, so what are you waiting for?
I totally used to have this exact poster on my wall.
Alas, I’ve said too much. Go win tickets.
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Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
3:07 pm |

I don’t mean to brag, but I have assembled a team of the funniest freaking sports bloggers over at Draft Day Suit and I am as proud as I can be.

Even if you don’t like sports, this site will crack you up.
Please do yourself (and me) a favor and go check it out.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
1:56 pm |