I watched it happen. They say you can’t, but I can. Maybe you can’t, but I can.

I CAN DO ANYTHING! You can’t stop me.

It was amazing.

(They don’t really call me The Myth Buster. They call me “The Boiler”.)

Then I left town.

This morning I awoke to the sound of a text message. It was my neighbor wondering if I felt the earthquake.

Since I am in San Francisco I couldn’t figure out what she was talking about. Was there an earthquake out here? Was she talking about home? Did I remember to pack a a bathing suit? What earthquake?

I knew exactly how to solve this mystery. I turned to Twitter.

It was an earthquake! In D.C.! And I missed it!

Also, holy crap, a hellmouth? CapitolClio didn’t even mention the 30 inches of snow.

But that is neither here nor there, my point is that I was dead on with my earthquake prediction. Who wants to go to Vegas with me? Can you even bet on weather?

Now I just have one question.

What goes with these shoes?

(thanks to Flutter for leading me to the website where I bought these)

ps – These shoes are 100% vegan. Weird, huh.

pps – I hope I can walk in them.

ppps – I am going to be, like, seven feet tall.

Plus I posted a picture of Jon Bon Jovi practically naked over there, so what are you waiting for?

I totally used to have this exact poster on my wall.

Alas, I’ve said too much. Go win tickets.

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Even if you don’t like sports, this site will crack you up.

Please do yourself (and me) a favor and go check it out.

I know, I always say that I don’t like outside and I hate nature unless it is the beach, but that sort of comes into play.

First (and least surprisingly) it is good exercise and gives me a feeling of accomplishment. When I am done I can actually see that the lawn looks different. That is nice.

Second (or third, that part was kind of two) my iPod is awesome. My iPod is way better than other people’s iPods because there aren’t any songs on it that I hate. I used to put stuff on my iPod so that my husband wouldn’t laugh at me, or so if someone was in my car they would think I was cool. I don’t do that these days.  I don’t give a shit anymore. Now I just put on songs I like. Right now I have 594 songs all of my choosing. Today when I mowed I heard Slayer, Mozart, Tomahawk, Alice in Chains, R.E.M., KIX and Blur. It ruled.

My attitude is also better. Well, maybe not better, but it works.

Mowing my yard has become Sarah vs. Nature. When Slayer is on – no mercy, when Mozart is on la vendetta. Pixies? Wave of Mutilation.

Now that I think about it my iPod has a lot of pent up hostility.

Now that I think about it I have a lot of pent up hostility.

So, mowing works for me, and I think it makes Gabe’s life slightly easier.

Plus my neighbors think I am a good worker.

It is a win/win/win/win. For now. Soon it will get too hot and I’m  sure I’ll hate it again.

Sepultura – 7 – Biotech Is Godzilla Found at abmp3 search engine

I guess Death Metal Wednesdays are really paying off!

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I asked Claudia if she was going to date bad guys.

She said “No. I only like to pretend to like bad guys. I won’t date them in real life. I will date boys.” Then she added “Unless I move into Washington D.C., then I will date girls because it is legal there.”

Raising an open minded child: check.

Next up: Nightmares about my daughter dating bad guys.

She just told me that if she was going to date a bad guy she would choose The Joker.

I really hope she moves to Washington D.C.

Go check it out.