
Psst. We’re giving away three pairs of Bon Jovi tickets on MamaPop.
Plus I posted a picture of Jon Bon Jovi practically naked over there, so what are you waiting for?
I totally used to have this exact poster on my wall.
Alas, I’ve said too much. Go win tickets.
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Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
3:07 pm |

Congratulations to my friend Kim from Passion & Art who won my contest. She guessed that I was reading Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
. She hasn’t read the book, but she is quick with the Google.
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What else? Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson had to eat dog treats on German TV.
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I continue to rage against Kurt Warner.
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My newest internet search and win obsession is Swagbucks. Go sign up and see if you can win something. It has a better search engine than Blingo.
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Criss Angel is single again.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
4:16 pm |

I promised you a contest and a contest you shall have.
This is one of those first come first served things so the first reader with the correct answer will receive a copy of Katherine Center’s new novel Everyone Is Beautiful.
Remember? I have two of them.
So here is the deal – the first person who correctly guesses what I am reading based on these photographs wins the book. Leave a comment with the title and author.
On your marks, get set, GO!
Clue #1:

Clue #2

Clue #3 (the blurry is on purpose to distract you)

Clue #4

Now have at it.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
6:01 pm |

Hey. Remember my last traffic contest?
Me neither, until just now.
I think I was supposed to announce a winner back in September. That clearly didn’t go as planned, but I remembered today.
I remembered after getting 26 unique hits for “vagina picture”.
You see, last year Ali won the contest (the gist was to come up with a term that generated the most traffic) with “Homer Simpson vagina tattoo”.
And this year – Ali won again when she suggested “Ash and Dawn from Pokemon naked.”

Apparently this woman is tapped in to internet perverts everywhere. That is Dawn and Ash over there. People really want to see them naked?
Congratulations Ali Martel from Cheaper Than Therapy!
She has won a $25 gift certificate to Build-Bear Workshop.
And I suck at contests.*
* Not that this will stop me from having more contests. In fact, there is a good chance I will be giving away something super cool soon. Stay tuned.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
6:08 pm |