Congratulations to my friend Kim from Passion & Art who won my contest. She guessed that I was reading Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
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What else? Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson had to eat dog treats on German TV.
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I continue to rage against Kurt Warner.
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My newest internet search and win obsession is Swagbucks. Go sign up and see if you can win something. It has a better search engine than Blingo.
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I promised you a contest and a contest you shall have.
This is one of those first come first served things so the first reader with the correct answer will receive a copy of Katherine Center’s new novel Everyone Is Beautiful.
So here is the deal – the first person who correctly guesses what I am reading based on these photographs wins the book. Leave a comment with the title and author.
On your marks, get set, GO!
Clue #1:
Clue #2
Clue #3 (the blurry is on purpose to distract you)
Clue #4
Now have at it.
Hey. Remember my last traffic contest?
Me neither, until just now.
I think I was supposed to announce a winner back in September. That clearly didn’t go as planned, but I remembered today.
I remembered after getting 26 unique hits for “vagina picture”.
You see, last year Ali won the contest (the gist was to come up with a term that generated the most traffic) with “Homer Simpson vagina tattoo”.
And this year – Ali won again when she suggested “Ash and Dawn from Pokemon naked.”
Apparently this woman is tapped in to internet perverts everywhere. That is Dawn and Ash over there. People really want to see them naked?
Congratulations Ali Martel from Cheaper Than Therapy!
She has won a $25 gift certificate to Build-Bear Workshop.
And I suck at contests.*
* Not that this will stop me from having more contests. In fact, there is a good chance I will be giving away something super cool soon. Stay tuned.
Hey, remember a long time ago when I started the third annual traffic experiment?
Then I promptly forgot about it.
Oops.
So let’s pretend that didn’t happen and I just said – the winner will be announced on September 15th.
Luckily for you since I am a moron there is still time to enter and win the gift certificate to Build-A-Bear. (You know, assuming I can still find it.)
Here are the entries thus far:
Kathi D is going with Busty Russian Lola Chicken butts.
Marilyn picked crenshaw melon tomboy boob suck. (Whatever that means)
RubiaLala chose katie baby bump grind broadway.
Elizabeth and her husband talked it over and decided on either World of Warcraft Boob Hack (or nude hack) or Man gives birth to his own twin.
Mamikaze went with free polygamist election summer porn.
Ree picked something that could be my about page ( if I was a freak) Sports freak with a vagina birthing twins.
Jen says these two things bring a lot of traffic to her site: zicam while nursing glorious boobs.
De in D.C. went with a safe one Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt twins.
Emily came up with subway homeschoolers rainbow jello shots discriminates.
Wendy chose to use hot girls dangerous thong
Nick(memBeth) says Anthony Bourdaine’s Massive Boner Pictures.
JessicaAPISS went with naked twin drunk girls streak baseball game.
The Other Bear went simple: toilet photos.
TIF RN came up with vagtastic harry potter twins blog.
Tito says Argument over beer.
SueBob says Jessica alba naked tits.
Creative-Type Dad chose to go with potty training nude andy gibb coloring pages.
JonB chose the current even route: Obama Porn, McCain Sex act with Iraq’s prime minister and Hillary’s Iran penetration for lower gas prices caused Tim Russert and George Carlin heart failure.
Christina says she gets a lot of hits for uterus pictures.
Jodifur picked make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins.
Ali (the winner from last year) came up with another one that confuses me: Ash and Dawn from Pokemon naked.
Ilina from Dirt and Noise came up with naked political junkie smacks Tom Cruise.
Jodifur says make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins.
Liz says that she gets at least a few hits every day for “mom like it big.”
Whit has chosen to go with free nude teen sex clinton.
M.A. Smith is going with deconstructing Cinderella. I wonder if she means the princess or the band?
Musing (who has good taste in men but obviously didn’t see the same Inside the Actors Studio that I did) says Johnny Depp for president.
Leticia from Tech Savvy Mama came up with a nice clean one – Vista sucks.
Wicked Step Mom says Underage Crossdressing Orangutang Politician.
Devra has chosen James Dobson Diapered Husband Myspace Page.
Mama Snyder might be on to something with Olsen twins chubby naked boobs.
I’m not sure which part of this she meant, so I’m just giving you Momo Fali’s entire comment: Wait. So, I’m not supposed to cradle and sing to my Mom’s granny-panties? I so cherish them. Dang.
Kara has a good chance of taking the prize with this one: Miley Cyrus Jonas Brothers smoking naked sex tape.
Catnip gets a lot of hits for can you smoke catnip?
MP has distrubing information. She gets a lot of traffic for Pictures of Penis Peeing and Little boy penis. (Please Google, don’t let this one win. No offense to mp. I just don’t think I could go on living. Also – if you got here searching for that, unless your son has a medical condition, shame on you.)
Izzy is getting hits for Exploded babysitter.
Supertiff suggested sisters peeing together.
Dana covers a multitude of topics with : rachel ray medical butt naked sushi jolie twins
House Frau gets hits for dog slut.
Shamelessly Sassy has just one wish: I sure hope I can hang thongs on my christmas tree this year.
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From Karen Sugarpants – Miley Cyrus Big Teeth Toilet Brush Cankles
From Stimey – I like suppositories. (See, I didn’t even write Stimey likes suppositories like I wanted to.)
Joe is hedging his bets with these five:
erin moran molested by henry winkler
huge suckeling boobs
pinky tuscadero hand gesture
rat up in yo weave
what color was becky thatcher’s hair
Snarky Amber went with these three: the woman needed to tinkle, bridal party wet peeing panties split crotch, and wearing panties at your desk. (I worry about Snarky Amber)
Remember – you can still enter your own phrase. Just pick something that you think is search-worthy.
This contest will be open until August.
Did you hear that Larry Birkhead bought Danielynn some of her mother’s (Anna Nicole Smith) lingerie from an old Playboy shoot? Because every child likes to think about their parents posing naked.
Yuck.
Speaking of perverts and weirdos I am running my third annual Traffic Experiment Contest and it turns out that my readers haven’t gotten any more normal than they were last year. Or possibly you are just dying to get your hands on that Build-a-Bear gift certificate.
Let’s see what we have so far:
Kathi D is going with Busty Russian Lola Chicken butts.
Marilyn picked crenshaw melon tomboy boob suck. (Whatever that means)
RubiaLala chose katie baby bump grind broadway.
Elizabeth and her husband talked it over and decided on either World of Warcraft Boob Hack (or nude hack) or Man gives birth to his own twin.
Mamikaze went with free polygamist election summer porn.
Ree picked something that could be my about page ( if I was a freak) Sports freak with a vagina birthing twins.
Jen says these two things bring a lot of traffic to her site: zicam while nursing glorious boobs.
De in D.C. went with a safe one Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt twins.
Emily came up with subway homeschoolers rainbow jello shots discriminates.
Wendy chose to use hot girls dangerous thong
Nick(memBeth) says Anthony Bourdaine’s Massive Boner Pictures.
JessicaAPISS went with naked twin drunk girls streak baseball game.
The Other Bear went simple: toilet photos.
TIF RN came up with vagtastic harry potter twins blog.
Tito says Argument over beer.
SueBob says Jessica alba naked tits.
Creative-Type Dad chose to go with potty training nude andy gibb coloring pages.
JonB chose the current even route: Obama Porn, McCain Sex act with Iraq’s prime minister and Hillary’s Iran penetration for lower gas prices caused Tim Russert and George Carlin heart failure.
Christina says she gets a lot of hits for uterus pictures.
Jodifur picked make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins.
Ali (the winner from last year) came up with another one that confuses me: Ash and Dawn from Pokemon naked.
Ilina from Dirt and Noise came up with naked political junkie smacks Tom Cruise.
Jodifur says make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins.
Liz says that she gets at least a few hits every day for “mom like it big.”
Whit has chosen to go with free nude teen sex clinton.
M.A. Smith is going with deconstructing Cinderella. I wonder if she means the princess or the band?
Musing (who has good taste in men but obviously didn’t see the same Inside the Actors Studio that I did) says Johnny Depp for president.
Leticia from Tech Savvy Mama came up with a nice clean one – Vista sucks.
Wicked Step Mom says Underage Crossdressing Orangutang Politician.
Devra has chosen James Dobson Diapered Husband Myspace Page.
Mama Snyder might be on to something with Olsen twins chubby naked boobs.
I’m not sure which part of this she meant, so I’m just giving you Momo Fali’s entire comment: Wait. So, I’m not supposed to cradle and sing to my Mom’s granny-panties? I so cherish them. Dang.
Kara has a good chance of taking the prize with this one: Miley Cyrus Jonas Brothers smoking naked sex tape.
Catnip gets a lot of hits for can you smoke catnip?
MP has distrubing information. She gets a lot of traffic for Pictures of Penis Peeing and Little boy penis. (Please Google, don’t let this one win. No offense to mp. I just don’t think I could go on living. Also – if you got here searching for that, unless your son has a medical condition, shame on you.)
Izzy is getting hits for Exploded babysitter.
Supertiff suggested sisters peeing together.
Dana covers a multitude of topics with : rachel ray medical butt naked sushi jolie twins
House Frau gets hits for dog slut.
Shamelessly Sassy has just one wish: I sure hope I can hang thongs on my christmas tree this year.
Remember – you can still enter your own phrase. Just pick something that you think is search-worthy.
This contest will be open until August.
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