April 2, 2009 | Food, PSA

Unless you are purposely going for that bloated look I would recommend not eating an entire bag of cheddar Chex Mix.

All by yourself.

In one sitting.

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In related news, I may need to get my engagement ring re-sized, but hopefully this is just a temporary situation due to extraordinary salt intake.

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I seriously feel like I am going to explode.

Don’t try this at home.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 4:44 pm | 15 Comments  

March 18, 2009 | Conspiracy Theories, Food

That’s right. You heard me. I named my post cheese powder. What of it?

I have a theory about cheese powder having addictive properties akin to heroin.

You think I am crazy.

I give you the following examples:

Cheetohs

Doritos

Ritz Toasted Chips, Dairyland Cheddar Flavor

Planters Cheez Blass (their spelling, not mine)

I challenge you to eat one of any of the above, then wait two full minutes and eat two more of them.

Then stop eating them.

There is no way you can stop after that. There are only three things that can stop the madness.

1) Horrible stomach ache.

2) You can run out. You have no choice but to stop, and you feel to sick to drive to the store to buy more.

3) You are in the presence of another adult who calls you out. “Are you seriously going to eat that entire bag of Doritos?”

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In related news, I have a horrible stomace ache.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 9:36 am | 26 Comments  

February 17, 2009 | Audience Participation, Food, Questions For You

1)    Think about the best meal you ever ate in a restaurant. What was the restaurant?

2)    What is your favorite kind of cheese?

3)    What is your favorite varietal of wine?

4)    Have you ever eaten foie gras? If so, did you like it?

5)    What is your favorite flavor of potato chip?

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Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 6:46 pm | 56 Comments  

January 17, 2009 | Food, Proof of My Immaturity

“There are two things in the world you never want to let people see how you make ‘em: laws and sausages.”

- Leo McGarry: The West Wing

(Kemp, you read my mind when you said that on Twitter.

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Sausage anyone?

I’m not kidding. We’ve got a ton left.

I’m trying to convince Gabe to start a food blog.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 1:16 pm | 16 Comments  

November 3, 2008 | Food

I have eaten every single Milk Dud in the house.

We had far less trick or treaters than we were expecting and we had lots of left over candy.

Now what the hell am I supposed to eat?

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 12:55 pm | 18 Comments