December 26, 2009 | I'm a Lazy Sod

I was looking at some pictures of myself from Christmas and I noticed that I have this whole new bonus chin.

I don’t like it one bit.

I was thinking that if I grew a goatee or a full beard it would disguise this layer of fat.

It occurs to me that I should be happy that I can’t grow facial hair, but all the same, if I were a man I would stop shaving today. Instead I will let someone else finish the pan of brownies.

Or maybe I’ll just buy a nice scarf.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 4:49 pm | 6 Comments  

November 11, 2009 | I Have Issues, I'm a Lazy Sod

I think I’ve been a little off of my game recently. Not just blogging, but in general.

Yesterday I told my neighbor I would be convinced I had seasonal affective disorder if I were sad at all.

I’m not sad.

I’m just tired. Tired and lethargic. Getting out of bed is exceptionally difficult each morning, but once I am up I am fine.

I guess I am having trouble with motivation.

I quit my job a couple of weeks ago. Then I went on vacation. When I got back I was just tired.

Or something.

So it is especially strange that after three weeks of feeling “tired”, and waking up with a throat that was so sore I could barely speak, I was suddenly motivated.

I am ready to go again.

I am back.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 2:45 pm | 14 Comments  

January 27, 2009 | I'm a Lazy Sod

Shoveling the driveway counts as cardio, right?

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 4:21 pm | 15 Comments  

April 10, 2008 | I'm a Lazy Sod

It is amazing how much writing I can get done when I have housework to do.

It is ASTOUNDING how much housework I can get done when I have a writing deadline.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 10:35 am | 14 Comments  

March 14, 2008 | I'm a Lazy Sod

You know what I hate?

Diet and exercise.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 10:07 pm | 19 Comments