May 9, 2008 | I'm an Idiot, PSA
I’ll tell you what really hurts.
Getting cayenne pepper in your eye, that is what causes some pain.
Archive for the 'I'm an Idiot' Category
April 30, 2008 | I'm an Idiot
I’m having one of those days when my pants are the only thing holding up my underwear.
April 16, 2008 | I'm an Idiot
I just bought a pair of UCF Crocs.
Am I:
a) The honorary President of the University of Central Florida Alumni Association. Go Knights!
b) The dork to end all dorks.
c) In need of counselling to curb impulse spending.
d) Going to feel bad I didn’t buy Gabe the USF ones even though I honestly cannot imagine him in a pair of crocs. They weren’t bright green.
e) Dude. We don’t care what you wear on your feet. You are the coolest and I’m just glad that your rss feed is working again.
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ps - While I was in the store buying these Claudia was peeing on the boat in the play area of the mall. Nodody let their kids play on the pirate ship today. Ewwwwwwwww.
February 23, 2008 | Gabe, I'm an Idiot
Besides the fact that 1) He’s pretty cute and 2) He’s got a great family I have yet another reason that everybody should have married Gabe.
He will notice before you leave that you and the kids are on the way to a birthday party that doesn’t take place until tomorrow.
I’m an idiot.
So now I’m heading over to Momma K’s house for a cocktail party. If that thing isn’t tonight I’m just going to sit in her driveway with Nancy and drink some beer.
February 22, 2008 | I'm an Idiot
I think I just re-injured my ribs coughing. 
I was coughing because I was choking.
On my cough medicine.
I am an idiot.
Cough medicine isn’t for breathing. It is for drinking.
That’s okay. I’d hate to ruin my four day streak of going to see a doctor every day this week. I think my PA is going to think I am after him.
