May 21, 2010 | Confessions, I Have Issues, Mama We're All Crazee Now, Music, Randomness, The Unexplained
Dear Grace,
I remember what the doormouse said, I just have no idea what to do with that information.
Love,
Sarah
Archive for the 'Mama We're All Crazee Now' Category
December 27, 2009 | I Have Issues, Mama We're All Crazee Now, Parenting, The Blue One, The Goon Squad
The Goon Squad (The Goon Squad is my five year old twins for those of you who are new around here) and I were discussing Santa and if he was watching you on the day after Christmas.
I thought he was probably taking a break, but maybe he had spies.
Ian said he knew exactly who the spies were.
The elves.
And they watched us through the vents.
Now I am completely paranoid.
All I can think of is Pennywise, Troll, AND a really freaking scary elf just waiting in the duct work.
I’ll never sleep again.
December 22, 2009 | Mama We're All Crazee Now, Parenting, The Blue One, The Goon Squad, The Pink One
Actually, the weather isn’t that bad anymore, but the streets in my neighborhood are seriously frightful.
And our schools are canceled for the rest of the year.
To be completely fair, the kids really only had two and a half days of school this week anyway, but they were three very important days for Christmas preparedness.
I’m not totally screwed here. We were almost on top of things except for S-T-O-C-K-I-N-G S-T-U-F-F.
Oh crap, my kids can spell now.
We are going a little stir crazy. These things have all happened in the past hour:
1) Ian punched me in the nose trying to hug me.
2) Claudia and I got into an argument about wearing jeans with no underwear. I said it would be uncomfortable she vehemently disagreed.
3) Ian called me into the bathroom because he pooped in the shape of a “C”.
I need to get out of the house.
June 9, 2009 | Conspiracy Theories, Mama We're All Crazee Now
Dear U.S House of Representatives,
Why must you hate?
Is this because I called you the lower house? I want you to know I didn’t make that up as an insult. They taught me that in school.
And I don’t know what you heard, but what I said was that we should legalize slots.
June 7, 2009 | Mama We're All Crazee Now, My Soapbox, Parenting, Questions For You, The Unexplained
Can anyone explain to me why if my kids are in my car they have to ride in a car seat but on a school bus they don’t require any restraint whatsoever? 
How in 2009 do we have school busses* without seat belts?
And why are we all okay with this?
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Don’t get me wrong. In the fall I am putting my children on the bus with a wave and a smile. I am just puzzled by this disconnect.
* Spell check tells me that busses is not a word. What is the plural of bus?
