May 21, 2010 | Confessions, I Have Issues, Mama We're All Crazee Now, Music, Randomness, The Unexplained
Dear Grace,
I remember what the doormouse said, I just have no idea what to do with that information.
Love,
Sarah
Dear Grace,
I remember what the doormouse said, I just have no idea what to do with that information.
Love,
Sarah
I thought he was probably taking a break, but maybe he had spies.
Ian said he knew exactly who the spies were.
And they watched us through the vents.
Now I am completely paranoid.
All I can think of is Pennywise, Troll, AND a really freaking scary elf just waiting in the duct work.
Actually, the weather isn’t that bad anymore, but the streets in my neighborhood are seriously frightful.
And our schools are canceled for the rest of the year.
To be completely fair, the kids really only had two and a half days of school this week anyway, but they were three very important days for Christmas preparedness.
I’m not totally screwed here. We were almost on top of things except for S-T-O-C-K-I-N-G S-T-U-F-F.
Oh crap, my kids can spell now.
We are going a little stir crazy. These things have all happened in the past hour:
1) Ian punched me in the nose trying to hug me.
2) Claudia and I got into an argument about wearing jeans with no underwear. I said it would be uncomfortable she vehemently disagreed.
3) Ian called me into the bathroom because he pooped in the shape of a “C”.
I need to get out of the house.

Dear U.S House of Representatives,
Why must you hate?

Is this because I called you the lower house? I want you to know I didn’t make that up as an insult. They taught me that in school.
And I don’t know what you heard, but what I said was that we should legalize slots.
Can anyone explain to me why if my kids are in my car they have to ride in a car seat but on a school bus they don’t require any restraint whatsoever? 
How in 2009 do we have school busses* without seat belts?
And why are we all okay with this?
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Don’t get me wrong. In the fall I am putting my children on the bus with a wave and a smile. I am just puzzled by this disconnect.
* Spell check tells me that busses is not a word. What is the plural of bus?


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