Words Yes, Title No

There is a long story behind this, but the short version is that the tv that lives in front of my elliptical machine is not hooked up and my kids are on summer vacation so there was a mandatory dance party this afternoon. This is how I happened to see a person Irish dancing a […]

No. NOW I’ve Seen Everything.

Metal Mariachi. Hat tip to Laurie, Google Reader and NPR.

Muppets and Gangsta Rap Go Together Like…

Muppets are also pretty good at death metal.

Wow. EVERYBODY is on LinkedIn

Damn. Felix Mendelssohn is out of my network. Seriously people, can I get an introduction around here? You know who else is on LinkedIn? Bach, Beethoven, Mozart… I don’t mean to be crass, but I was under the impression that you had to be alive to have a profile. I guess I was mistaken.

And People Wonder Why I Act Crazy

When I was brushing my teeth and putting in my contacts this morning my children were making their breakfast and talking off their clothes. As I walked down the hall I could hear them singing: Happy birthday to me, I’m 103, I’m still in pre-school and I am naked. It isn’t their birthday, they are […]

Wait – NOW I Have Seen Everything

I know I’ve said this before, but really, this time I think it is safe to say that I have seen everything.

My Spammers Are Kind of Perverted

The Anna Nicole Smith Underwear Yard Sale Now on eBay!

I think I am just going to start a series of posts that I write for MamaPop before realizing that someone else already covered the subject. In this particular case, since I spent an hour looking for pictures of Anna Nicole Smith’s underwear I can’t just hit delete. Please enjoy: Do you guys remember a […]

A Riddle for Which I Have No Answer

What is funnier than a young, tough looking man wearing big jeans and a hip hop t-shirt in a quiet library blasting his iPod so loudly that you can hear Phil Collins begging you to take a look at him now? I can’t think of anything either.

Ride The Wienermobile

When we walked down to the lobby the concierge said “Can I help you ladies?” I said: “Yes. This might sound strange, but I am looking for the Wienermobile.” All three of us stifled back some laughter and he said “Actually, I know exactly what you are talking about and it was parked out front […]

Ain’t Nothing But a Twin Thing

* * * The irony is that neither can read or write very well, but they are already using social media of sorts. They are calling it “Chat Room”. The apples don’t fall very far from the tree.

Beware of the Homicidal Turkeys