Sarah and the Goon Squad

December 31, 2009 | Audience Participation, I Just Logged On My Internet, Pictures

What is the appropriate way to end 2009? I know this was a shitty year for a lot of you out there and I don’t mean to gloat, but I had so much fun this year. This is in no way comprehensive but it is what it is.

January

February

Life Should Not Imitate “Trainspotting”

March

The Sex Talk Aftermath

April

Turn, Turn, Turn

Woody Harrelson Mistakes Paparazzi for Zombies

May

Penis Envy? Not Me.

June

How do you do a Kiwi?

July

When Mommy Travels

Hot Chicks in Centre Court with a Side of Racism

Michael Jackson’s Ghost Tries to Straighten Out Amy Winehouse

August

I am the only one that gets to make my kids cry.

September

Back Door Friend

Top Chef Episode IV: A New Hope

October

November

December

White Belt

Well thanks for reading me this year. I really do appreciate it.

Now in a gross act of blatantly copying a friend of mine I will ask you what you wrote, or photographed, or did that you loved this year. Links are encouraged in the comments.

And Happy New Year.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 2:43 pm | 20 Comments

December 17, 2009 | Pictures, Proof of My Immaturity

I didn’t know you could get free stuff for that sort of thing.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 3:12 pm | 10 Comments

December 8, 2009 | I Have Issues, Now I've Seen Everything, Pictures

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 1:01 am | 5 Comments

December 1, 2009 | I Have Issues, Pictures

I didn’t put on any makeup because I didn’t want you to be distracted by my face.

Or I was too lazy, but definitely one of those two things.

Before

After

Obviously, I manned up and got my haircut by a new(ish)* person. I am very pleased with the results.

Tomorrow we will see if I can replicate the good work she did today.

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* I forgot but I went to her a couple of years ago. I didn’t go again because she smashed her finger with a hammer or something equally bizarre. I just know that it was something that made me think she needed to heal before I went back there to get my hair done.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 3:26 pm | 23 Comments