This came home from school in Ian’s backpack this week. I’ve been laughing about it for three days. Let’s take a closer look, shall we? He swears it says Jack.
2009: That Went Fast
December 31, 2009
What is the appropriate way to end 2009? I know this was a shitty year for a lot of you out there and I don’t mean to gloat, but I had so much fun this year. This is in no way comprehensive but it is what it is. January February Life Should Not Imitate “Trainspotting” [...]
And Now I Understand Penis Envy
December 17, 2009
I didn’t know you could get free stuff for that sort of thing.
Before/After
December 1, 2009
I didn’t put on any makeup because I didn’t want you to be distracted by my face. Or I was too lazy, but definitely one of those two things. Before After Obviously, I manned up and got my haircut by a new(ish)* person. I am very pleased with the results. Tomorrow we will see if [...]
Better Make Mine a Double
November 8, 2009
I have twins… No really, make mine a double. And if you need one of these you should talk to my friend Kristen.
Can’t Talk, Busy Doing This
October 19, 2009
We are also eating amazing food and drinking incredible wine. I’d say I wished you were here, but it is really nice to have it just be the two of us for the first time since the children were born.
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