I actually have a valid reason for asking. Without forcing my readers to take a survey (yet) I am trying to figure out why my audience here is almost half menfolk.

Maybe it is because this is the first time in six and half years I have used the word menfolk.

I have other theories, I am just trying to flesh them out. After harassing a handful of my fantasy football friends, my college friends, the ladies at dinner, my husband and a few neighbors I remembered that my blog would be the perfect place to ask this question.

Why do you think men read my blog?  Do I think like a guy? Do I think like a Dad?

I don’t want to sway you by telling you what everyone else has said, but so far my favorite answer was from my friend Croutonboy. He said “Well, are you thinking about boobs right now?  I’m thinking about boobs.  If you’re thinking about boobs you might think like a guy.”

Of course, now we are ALL thinking about boobs.

I guess I should have told you that story before I asked the questions. Let’s refocus. Do you think that I think like a guy? And why?

Thanks.

On to the questions!

1) If you were stranded on a desert island, and you could only have one salty snack what would it be?

2) Who is your very favorite person to follow on twitter?

Don’t say me. I mean, you can say me, and I will probably be terrible flattered, but also name someone else awesome that I need to be aware of.

3) Do you care at all about the NBA lockout?

3b) Did you even know about the basketball lockout?

4) What is the best song that has come out so far in 2011?

5) Have you ever performed on stage? What was the biggest crowd you have played for/acted for/sung for/danced for/spoken in front of?

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If any of your answers are yes, please also tell me the url or @ or ticker symbol or whatever seems appropriate.

1) Do you have a blog?

2) Are you on twitter?

3) Do you have a tumblr?

4) Do you have a flickr account? A picassa?

5) Do you have a podcast?

6) Are you on Empire Avenue?

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3) Should I cut bangs again?

4) Tell me the punchline to your favorite joke.

You know what that means by now. YOU are going to have to do all of the work.

Here I am now, entertain me.

1) What is the best accessory you have ever seen on a snowman (or snow woman)?

2) What is your favorite song this week?

3) Describe your favorite pair of socks.

4) What can I make for dinner without going to the grocery store?

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Image: LeenWallpapers

Curse phrases are also accepted, even encouraged.

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Aside: I couldn’t find any good images of Harry Potter looking confused, but if you search for Harry + Potter + Confused this is an option.

…and now you’ve seen it too.

1) Caption this Photo:

2) What song always makes you happy?

3) Name a movie that you admit is really stupid, but it makes you laugh anyway.

4) Who do you think will win the World Series?

4b) Do you care?

Since I am at least 60% brain dead I will turn the floor over to you, my faithful readers.

Tell me:

1) Who do you think is going to the Super Bowl this year?

2) What is your favorite wine?

3) What is your favorite tv show that is on right now?*

4) What is your favorite iPhone app?

5) What should I write about next week?

*Not like right now, right now, but on this season.

2) What is a blog you read every day, without fail?

3) Who was the first blogger you met in person? Someone you wouldn’t have know if it weren’t for their blog.

4) If you had to be another blogger for Halloween, who would you go as? And what would you wear?

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