5 Totally Unrelated Things I Have Learned This Month

1) Mick Jagger wrote the song “Tumbling Dice” after talking to a housekeeper about her gambling habit. 2) The piece of metal that you use to transition from a wood flor to a tile floor is called a Schluter. 3) Pinterest makes so much more sense if you watch Doctor Who.

Noted

One time my mom called me all freaked out about geotagging. Apparently my sister-in-law told her that people could find out where you were by looking at a picture you took if you weren’t careful. Not only did I already know that, I clearly don’t care if people care where I am. You can tell […]

Several Things

1. These are awesome.

Things That Occurred to Me While Mowing My Lawn

– Somebody’s claim to fame is is hitting glass bottles with sticks on U2’s “I Will Follow”. I bet they drive their grandchildren crazy talking about it.

A List of Lists

It is as if my brain is already on summer vacation. I am having trouble getting back in the swing of writing so instead of a well thought out story, I give you six unrelated lists in non-slideshow form.

Randomness Part 139: Embarrassing Things

Three Embarrassing Things That I Am Telling You For No Reason 1) One time I thought I peed the bed, but really my cat had poked some holes in my waterbed with his claws and that is why my underthings were all wet.

Randomness Part 138

Two People I Said “Hi” to in Public Because I Thought I Knew Them, but Really They Just Looked Familiar Because They Were Famous 1) Frank McCourt

Five Things

1) I was pretty disappointed with the novel “The Marriage Plot” by Jeffrey Euginides. I loved his first two novels “The Virgin Suicides” and “Middlesex” and this one was just okay. I am still convinced that the first half of the book was an exercise to see how many authors names he could fit into […]

True Story

Every time I see a yellow bell pepper I feel a compulsion to take a huge bite out of it, Chairman Kaga style. Just me?

Several Unrelated Things

Last night I had a dream that I was at a thrift store looking for something that I could use as a Halloween costume for my niece, but as I was rummaging around in children’s clothes (where I incidentally ran across some items that I knew for sure were donated by my next door neighbor) […]

Randomness Part 137

As I type this my daughter’s barbies are playing naked hockey. * * * Why does Amazon want me to put MY music from my hard drive into their cloud? That makes me paranoid. Are they behind me right now? * * * It pisses me off when I go to the grocery store and […]

Randomness Part 136

It took me a whole season – thirteen 40 minute episodes – of Sons of Anarchy to stop thinking of Jax Teller as Kurt Cobain. Thanks to Netflix on Demand, I am on Season Two and have overcome this problem. At this rate we will be up to date on the series in two more […]