1) Mick Jagger wrote the song “Tumbling Dice” after talking to a housekeeper about her gambling habit. 2) The piece of metal that you use to transition from a wood flor to a tile floor is called a Schluter. 3) Pinterest makes so much more sense if you watch Doctor Who.
One time my mom called me all freaked out about geotagging. Apparently my sister-in-law told her that people could find out where you were by looking at a picture you took if you weren’t careful. Not only did I already know that, I clearly don’t care if people care where I am. You can tell [...]
- Somebody’s claim to fame is is hitting glass bottles with sticks on U2′s “I Will Follow”. I bet they drive their grandchildren crazy talking about it.
It is as if my brain is already on summer vacation. I am having trouble getting back in the swing of writing so instead of a well thought out story, I give you six unrelated lists in non-slideshow form.
Three Embarrassing Things That I Am Telling You For No Reason 1) One time I thought I peed the bed, but really my cat had poked some holes in my waterbed with his claws and that is why my underthings were all wet.
Two People I Said “Hi” to in Public Because I Thought I Knew Them, but Really They Just Looked Familiar Because They Were Famous 1) Frank McCourt
1) I was pretty disappointed with the novel “The Marriage Plot” by Jeffrey Euginides. I loved his first two novels “The Virgin Suicides” and “Middlesex” and this one was just okay. I am still convinced that the first half of the book was an exercise to see how many authors names he could fit into [...]
Every time I see a yellow bell pepper I feel a compulsion to take a huge bite out of it, Chairman Kaga style. Just me?
Last night I had a dream that I was at a thrift store looking for something that I could use as a Halloween costume for my niece, but as I was rummaging around in children’s clothes (where I incidentally ran across some items that I knew for sure were donated by my next door neighbor) [...]
As I type this my daughter’s barbies are playing naked hockey. * * * Why does Amazon want me to put MY music from my hard drive into their cloud? That makes me paranoid. Are they behind me right now? * * * It pisses me off when I go to the grocery store and [...]
It took me a whole season – thirteen 40 minute episodes – of Sons of Anarchy to stop thinking of Jax Teller as Kurt Cobain. Thanks to Netflix on Demand, I am on Season Two and have overcome this problem. At this rate we will be up to date on the series in two more [...]