1) I was pretty disappointed with the novel “The Marriage Plot” by Jeffrey Euginides. I loved his first two novels “The Virgin Suicides” and “Middlesex” and this one was just okay. I am still convinced that the first half of the book was an exercise to see how many authors names he could fit into [...]
True Story
November 18, 2011
Every time I see a yellow bell pepper I feel a compulsion to take a huge bite out of it, Chairman Kaga style. Just me?
Several Unrelated Things
November 3, 2011
Last night I had a dream that I was at a thrift store looking for something that I could use as a Halloween costume for my niece, but as I was rummaging around in children’s clothes (where I incidentally ran across some items that I knew for sure were donated by my next door neighbor) [...]
Randomness Part 137
July 15, 2011
As I type this my daughter’s barbies are playing naked hockey. * * * Why does Amazon want me to put MY music from my hard drive into their cloud? That makes me paranoid. Are they behind me right now? * * * It pisses me off when I go to the grocery store and [...]
Randomness Part 136
June 8, 2011
It took me a whole season – thirteen 40 minute episodes – of Sons of Anarchy to stop thinking of Jax Teller as Kurt Cobain. Thanks to Netflix on Demand, I am on Season Two and have overcome this problem. At this rate we will be up to date on the series in two more [...]
Randomness Part 135
May 11, 2011
Thoughts That Have Passed Through My Brain in the Last Week 1) Why would he pee in the street? 2) I bet I’m the only one in this choir that was just included in a tweet with Lita Ford. 3) Did she just call me Tampa? 4) Am I the only person in the world [...]
Similar To:
February 21, 2011
According to twitter I am similar to. I don’t even know which one is best. I love them all, but I only had a poster of one of them on my wall in 6th grade. You’ll have to guess which one.
A Few Things That are Hard to Explain (Randomness Part 135)
January 10, 2011
The only period in my life I ever spent any significant amount of time in a tanning bed was the year I lived in Ft. Lauderdale. * * * – While talking to technical support people I feel like a freak saying “Yes, Sarah and the Goon Squad dot com AND saying “Sure, Troy Polamalu’s [...]
Things That I Have Actually Said in the Past 7 Days
November 4, 2010
- ”I don’t know, but it looks like a band-aid that the cat ate and then threw up.” – ”I know you are going to find out and make fun of me, so I will just tell you. I bought Joan Jett’s greatest hits today.” – “Cheryl Tiegs really needs to buy a black bra.” [...]
Randomness Part 134
October 22, 2010
- My favorite thing I wrote this week (that wasn’t here) involved Brett Favre and penis puppetry. I called it Brett Favre’s Penis Gets a Job Offer. It is not to be missed. Not convinced yet? This picture is in it. – Oh! I also wrote something about athletes advertising tech products over on My [...]
Randomness Part 133
October 11, 2010
Randomness Part 133: Other things I have written this week. James Franco in drag. Do you need tips to make meal times less stressful? I can help you out. I have ideas over on Work it, Mom. Some embarrassing sports videos. Some guy tried to raise $10 million to get Weezer to stop making shitty [...]
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