Three Embarrassing Things That I Am Telling You For No Reason 1) One time I thought I peed the bed, but really my cat had poked some holes in my waterbed with his claws and that is why my underthings were all wet.
Randomness Part 138
March 31, 2012 9 Comments
Two People I Said “Hi” to in Public Because I Thought I Knew Them, but Really They Just Looked Familiar Because They Were Famous 1) Frank McCourt
Five Things
January 13, 2012
1) I was pretty disappointed with the novel “The Marriage Plot” by Jeffrey Euginides. I loved his first two novels “The Virgin Suicides” and “Middlesex” and this one was just okay. I am still convinced that the first half of the book was an exercise to see how many authors names he could fit into [...]
True Story
November 18, 2011
Every time I see a yellow bell pepper I feel a compulsion to take a huge bite out of it, Chairman Kaga style. Just me?
Several Unrelated Things
November 3, 2011
Last night I had a dream that I was at a thrift store looking for something that I could use as a Halloween costume for my niece, but as I was rummaging around in children’s clothes (where I incidentally ran across some items that I knew for sure were donated by my next door neighbor) [...]
Randomness Part 137
July 15, 2011
As I type this my daughter’s barbies are playing naked hockey. * * * Why does Amazon want me to put MY music from my hard drive into their cloud? That makes me paranoid. Are they behind me right now? * * * It pisses me off when I go to the grocery store and [...]
Randomness Part 136
June 8, 2011
It took me a whole season – thirteen 40 minute episodes – of Sons of Anarchy to stop thinking of Jax Teller as Kurt Cobain. Thanks to Netflix on Demand, I am on Season Two and have overcome this problem. At this rate we will be up to date on the series in two more [...]
Randomness Part 135
May 11, 2011
Thoughts That Have Passed Through My Brain in the Last Week 1) Why would he pee in the street? 2) I bet I’m the only one in this choir that was just included in a tweet with Lita Ford. 3) Did she just call me Tampa? 4) Am I the only person in the world [...]
Similar To:
February 21, 2011
According to twitter I am similar to. I don’t even know which one is best. I love them all, but I only had a poster of one of them on my wall in 6th grade. You’ll have to guess which one.
A Few Things That are Hard to Explain (Randomness Part 135)
January 10, 2011
The only period in my life I ever spent any significant amount of time in a tanning bed was the year I lived in Ft. Lauderdale. * * * – While talking to technical support people I feel like a freak saying “Yes, Sarah and the Goon Squad dot com AND saying “Sure, Troy Polamalu’s [...]
Things That I Have Actually Said in the Past 7 Days
November 4, 2010
- ”I don’t know, but it looks like a band-aid that the cat ate and then threw up.” – ”I know you are going to find out and make fun of me, so I will just tell you. I bought Joan Jett’s greatest hits today.” – “Cheryl Tiegs really needs to buy a black bra.” [...]
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