When I was in high school there was this one guy that went to school with us that said he was a vampire, but I always saw him in the day time and I lived in Tampa. Sunny Florida is no Forks and this guy neither melted nor sparkled. Im also pretty sure he ate food. I think he was lying about the vampire thing.
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If you want to see some crazy mixed with bad grammar you should check out the comments on the post I wrote over at MamaPop when Michael Jackson died.
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Does any one here own a ton of Radiohead music?
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I’m looking for a Luke Skywalker Lego man for the boy. Besides ebay, does anyone know where I can get one without buying the $500 Death Star
set? We went to the Lego store and they had no Lukes. Ian was traumatized.
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Wow. There were a lot of continuity mistakes in the Twilight movie.
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Only Matthew can be so sweet and so hilariously inappropriate at the same time.
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Cake balloon decorations gone wrong.
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Still funny.
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Have you checked out In Three Words yet? It is a really fun blog. Your comments have to be three words long.
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If you are a fan of women’s sports you shoud be reading Women Talk Sports.
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The Whinery is back. Sweet! An excuse to drink more wine!
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Today is my cats’ birthday. Yes, both of them. Klaus and Sid were my practice twins. They are eight today.
On a related note: How would you explain or describe catnip to a four year old?
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A few minutes ago I thought to myself: The last thing I need in the entire world is Cool Ranch Doritos.
Then I thought about it again. While the fact hold that I really don’t need Cool Ranch Doritos, are they the thing I need least in the world?
No.
There are things I need less.
I have no use for (and nowhere to put) any livestock. I wouldn’t know what to do with a helicopter and if someone 
were to give me one of those fancy Lladro porcelain figurines I would probably just sell it on ebay and either march my new money right over to the Apple Store or send it to Visa.
There are things I don’t need because I have more than enough already – like cans of tomato soup or Million Mom March bumper stickers.
I have an entire box of Million Mom March bumper stickers in my laundry room. Don’t ask why, but if you want one (or 50) just send me your address and I will mail them to you.
There are things I don’t need because they are bad. I don’t need to get sick. I don’t need a family tragedy. I don’t need to lose my job, but those aren’t really things you don’t need as much as horrible things that you don’t want to happen.
I’ve thought about it a lot now and I don’t know what the one thing would be that I need least in this world, but it probably isn’t Cool Ranch Doritos.
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Congratulations to my friend Kim from Passion & Art who won my contest. She guessed that I was reading Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
. She hasn’t read the book, but she is quick with the Google.
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What else? Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson had to eat dog treats on German TV.
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I continue to rage against Kurt Warner.
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My newest internet search and win obsession is Swagbucks. Go sign up and see if you can win something. It has a better search engine than Blingo.
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Criss Angel is single again.
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