May 21, 2010 | Confessions, I Have Issues, Mama We're All Crazee Now, Music, Randomness, The Unexplained

Dear Grace,

I remember what the doormouse said, I just have no idea what to do with that information.

Love,

Sarah

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Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 1:31 am | 6 Comments  

May 14, 2010 | I Just Logged On My Internet, Randomness, Who are the People in Your Neighborhood?

Why I am going to art school.

Why I am offended by the iPhone commercial.

A picture I took on a walk in my classy neighborhood. ————>

Why the Cincinnati Bengals pissed me off.

For $11.5 million, I will sell you two of my toes.

Now I am off to prepare for a birthday party for two six year olds. If you are a person of faith, pray for me. If you are not, please send beer.

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Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 4:18 pm | 9 Comments  

April 13, 2010 | Randomness, Searching

Did you know that Meat Loaf is Scott Ian’s father-in-law?

True story. Scott Ian from Anthrax is married to Pearl Aday, Meat Loaf’s daughter.

In related news, I can’t find a picture of these two together anywhere. How is it even possible that there aren’t any of Scott Ian’s wedding picture on the internet? Maybe I should try to friend him on Facebook.

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There is magic all up in this bitch.

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I was working on a rant about Tiki Barber leaving his wife (his 8 month pregnant with twins wife) leaving his wife for a 23 year old home-wrecking intern, when I found myself doing a google image search for “Tiki Barber Traci Lynn Johnson”.

The very last image hit on the first page caught my eye for two reasons.

1) That woman is not Traci Lynn Johnson.

2) I know for sure, because she is, in fact, my friend Kristen.

3) And I recognize that picture!

I assure you Kristen is no hussy intern,  no matter what Google Image Search says.

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Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 2:59 pm | 13 Comments  

March 22, 2010 | Randomness

1) Breast milk cheese

2)

(via: Sparkle Motion)

3) They are remaking “Overboard” with J-Lo.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 9:54 am | 8 Comments  

February 15, 2010 | Randomness

1. Why a couple would share a facebook account

2. Lady Gaga

3. Calculus

4. People who think Keanu Reeves is a good actor

5. What is going on in this picture

6. genital piercings

7. the lure of Scientology

8. Why anyone would want a snake for a pet

9. How my son can play Spyro every day and never get sick of it.

10. WHY THE F IT WON’T STOP SNOWING

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 8:08 pm | 20 Comments