Gabe and I get to go on a date while on vacation. What is the best restaurant in Tampa?
An Arrested Development movie? Could it be true?
Marriage laws according to the Bible.
My Top Chef Season 5 Predictions.
This one is for all of the Google perverts out there: Sarah Palin vagina.
That is all.
Homeschooling blogs with misspelled words and bad grammar make me very nervous.
Is it just me or does Heroes really blow this season?
Is Chinese Democracy
Is there a reason nobody has won anything for me on blingo for months now? Is anybody winning anything on any other search engines?
How pathetic is it that I asked Gabe to buy me a new refrigerator for Christmas? I must be getting old.
Has anybody else ever noticed that California Love by 2Pac and Dr. Dre and Mouth For War by Pantera have the same riff just at different tempos and played on different instruments? Gabe pointed this out to me about two weeks ago it has been on my mind ever since.
Speaking of music, can you please recommend some new bands that I might like?
I think The Tampa Bay Rays going to the World Series may be a sign of the Apocalypse.
Did you know that Charles Woodson had his own wine label?
Will somebody go with me to see Twilight? I’m afraid if I ask Gabe he will never stop laughing at me.
The easiest way to peel a hard boiled egg? No freaking way. Tell me if you try this and it works. (Hat tip: Faye)
This last one courtesy of The Kaiser. He sent it in an email that read exactly like this:
PS - Don’t watch this around the kids.
PSS - It’s German.
PSSS - No really, watch it.
PETA pisses me off. Seriously, BREAST milk for ice cream?
I got two hits this week for people searching gnats living in my butt.
You will only think this link is funny if you watch Heroes AND follow the NFL. And I do, so I think it is hilarious.
“I have this recurring nightmare where I’m at my 11th birthday party, but instead of my classmates, all the guests are Serj Tankian from System of a Down.” - from Sorry I Missed Your Party (Thanks for the link, Tiffer.)
Confession #1. Thanks to my cohorts over at MamaPop I am hopelessly addicted to The Twilight Series.
Yes, I am reading young adult fiction. I am reading an entire series of
Gabe is never going to let me live this one down.
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Confession #2. I have an inexplicable craving for Hamburger Helper. The cheeseburger macaroni kind.
Yes, I know it is gross that is why I have included it in my embarrassing confessions post.
Ew. Really gross. Just look at that picture. That could turn people into vegetarians.
(Didn’t work. I’m still craving it. It is as if my body is lacking salt and fat.)
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Confession #3. Yesterday I had to create a new Yahoo account because when I went to sign up for the Mommy Needs Fantasy Football League Yahoo informed me that I was already participating in the maximum number of leagues allowed.
Who is Yahoo to judge me?
I can handle fantasy football. I don’t have a problem. I can quit anytime I want.
Hmph.
Anyway, I can’t talk. I need to see what Edward and Bella are up to quickly before my next draft starts.
Nobody tell me anything! I just started the second book, New Moon
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Edited to add: I don’t know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper, it does just fine by itself.
The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fan Fiction. (Thanks Gabe.)
Warren Sapp dancing with the stars? I’m setting my TiVo right now.
I am still not over hearing Queensryche in the grocery store.
Cake Wrecks is totally worth checking out. (Stolen from Sweetney’s Linkblog)
I used to have a fish named Danzig.
Heh. You said Big Brown Trainer.
Funny. I don’t recall news stories about the first four severed feet being found on the Canadian coast.
After reading Rockabye
Check out this picture I took in my side view mirror yesterday.
Sell photos on photrade | By GoonSquadSarah
Crazy, huh?
Is it just me or is everybody getting a lot of spam comments that say “Hi Dildo!”?
What do you mean those aren’t spam?
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I love Anthony Bourdain anyway but this has got to be the greatest picture ever. It is Bourdain from the book “My Last Supper
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Aimee Mann has a bad attitude. Her new album is called @#%&*! Smilers
You know Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine? Have you ever noticed how much “Percy” sounds like “Pussy” when it comes out of the mouth of a four year old? A lot.
Maybe some day Ian will understand why I laughed so hard when he demanded a shirt pith Percy on it.
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My favorite quote of the week was from Claudia “IAN! Stop making that smell!”
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This makes me laugh.
Damn. it came out all pixely. (Shut up. It might be a word.) Oh well, you get the point.
