February 15, 2010 | Randomness

1. Why a couple would share a facebook account

2. Lady Gaga

3. Calculus

4. People who think Keanu Reeves is a good actor

5. What is going on in this picture

6. genital piercings

7. the lure of Scientology

8. Why anyone would want a snake for a pet

9. How my son can play Spyro every day and never get sick of it.

10. WHY THE F IT WON’T STOP SNOWING

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 8:08 pm | 20 Comments  

December 9, 2009 | Randomness

9 Reasons I Will Not Be Seeing “New Moon” in the Theater over at MamaPop

(hint, unrealistic looking werewolves is one of them)

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The Salvation Army and their bells are pissing me off. I will not donate a red penny (or penny of any other color for that matter) until they STOP WITH THE BELL RINGING.

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Do you think women will play in the NBA someday? I wrote about it over at BlogHer.

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And finally here are few search terms that have brought people to my fair blog recently

lord what have i done what have i done done

my eye hurts after last night drinking
Those last two may be related.

gang sign for ill be back

if you liek jonathan safran foer you should try
spellcheck?

zoosex confessions

drinking game like big booty
I thought I was the Queen of drinking games. Then I met some friends that went to Yale. Since I’ve never heard of the Big Booty drinking game I’ll consult with the drinking game masters.

Do they serve beer at March Madness?
Sadly, no. Something about NCAA sponsored events… Might I suggest doing what I used to do in High School and get wasted ahead of time?

antipope
Do you mean as in “I am the faggot antipope?“

women wearing shaped diapers
Shaped like what?

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 2:58 pm | 8 Comments  

November 11, 2009 | Randomness

I knew (of) this drug dealer in high school.

They used to call him “The Duke of Herb”.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 2:32 pm | 3 Comments  

October 27, 2009 | Randomness

I am gushing about my wine tasting at Shafer on The Whinery.

David Cross is bragging about snorting cocaine near Barack Obama (from MamaPop).

And I am looking for a job.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 1:12 pm | 5 Comments  

June 30, 2009 | Randomness

When I was in high school there was this one guy that went to school with us that said he was a vampire, but I always saw him in the day time and I lived in Tampa. Sunny Florida is no Forks and this guy neither melted nor sparkled. Im also pretty sure he ate food. I think he was lying about the vampire thing.

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If you want to see some crazy mixed with bad grammar you should check out the comments on the post I wrote over at MamaPop when Michael Jackson died.

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Does any one here own a ton of Radiohead music?

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I’m looking for a Luke Skywalker Lego man for the boy. Besides ebay, does anyone know where I can get one without buying the $500 Death Star set? We went to the Lego store and they had no Lukes. Ian was traumatized.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 9:51 am | 18 Comments