Thoughts That Have Passed Through My Brain in the Last Week 1) Why would he pee in the street? 2) I bet I’m the only one in this choir that was just included in a tweet with Lita Ford. 3) Did she just call me Tampa? 4) Am I the only person in the world […]
According to twitter I am similar to. I don’t even know which one is best. I love them all, but I only had a poster of one of them on my wall in 6th grade. You’ll have to guess which one.
The only period in my life I ever spent any significant amount of time in a tanning bed was the year I lived in Ft. Lauderdale. * * * – While talking to technical support people I feel like a freak saying “Yes, Sarah and the Goon Squad dot com AND saying “Sure, Troy Polamalu’s […]
I can stop worrying about that now.
– “I don’t know, but it looks like a band-aid that the cat ate and then threw up.” – “I know you are going to find out and make fun of me, so I will just tell you. I bought Joan Jett’s greatest hits today.” – “Cheryl Tiegs really needs to buy a black bra.” […]
– My favorite thing I wrote this week (that wasn’t here) involved Brett Favre and penis puppetry. I called it Brett Favre’s Penis Gets a Job Offer. It is not to be missed. Not convinced yet? This picture is in it. – Oh! I also wrote something about athletes advertising tech products over on My […]
Randomness Part 133: Other things I have written this week. James Franco in drag. Do you need tips to make meal times less stressful? I can help you out. I have ideas over on Work it, Mom. Some embarrassing sports videos. Some guy tried to raise $10 million to get Weezer to stop making shitty […]
Dear Grace, I remember what the doormouse said, I just have no idea what to do with that information. Love, Sarah
Why I am going to art school. Why I am offended by the iPhone commercial. A picture I took on a walk in my classy neighborhood. ————> Why the Cincinnati Bengals pissed me off. For $11.5 million, I will sell you two of my toes. Now I am off to prepare for a birthday party […]
Did you know that Meat Loaf is Scott Ian’s father-in-law? True story. Scott Ian from Anthrax is married to Pearl Aday, Meat Loaf’s daughter. In related news, I can’t find a picture of these two together anywhere. How is it even possible that there aren’t any of Scott Ian’s wedding picture on the internet? Maybe […]
1) Breast milk cheese 2) (via: Sparkle Motion) 3) They are remaking “Overboard” with J-Lo.