- Wondering which words Google Instant has blacklisted? Wonder no more. – October 23 is Make a Difference Day – Kristabella wrote a great post over on Draft Day Suit about what people wear to football games. Did you know that in the south (I mean, not the Florida south, but the south south) collegians [...]
An Open Letter to Grace Slick
May 21, 2010
Dear Grace, I remember what the doormouse said, I just have no idea what to do with that information. Love, Sarah
Sarah Elsewhere
May 14, 2010
Why I am going to art school. Why I am offended by the iPhone commercial. A picture I took on a walk in my classy neighborhood. ————> Why the Cincinnati Bengals pissed me off. For $11.5 million, I will sell you two of my toes. Now I am off to prepare for a birthday party [...]
Randomness Part 131
April 13, 2010
Did you know that Meat Loaf is Scott Ian’s father-in-law? True story. Scott Ian from Anthrax is married to Pearl Aday, Meat Loaf’s daughter. In related news, I can’t find a picture of these two together anywhere. How is it even possible that there aren’t any of Scott Ian’s wedding picture on the internet? Maybe [...]
Randomness Part 130
March 22, 2010
1) Breast milk cheese 2) (via: Sparkle Motion) 3) They are remaking “Overboard” with J-Lo.
An Incomplete List of Things I Do Not Understand
February 15, 2010
1. Why a couple would share a facebook account 2. Lady Gaga 3. Calculus 4. People who think Keanu Reeves is a good actor 5. What is going on in this picture 6. genital piercings 7. the lure of Scientology 8. Why anyone would want a snake for a pet 9. How my son can [...]
9 Reasons I Won’t Be Seeing “New Moon” in the Theater and other Randomness
December 9, 2009
9 Reasons I Will Not Be Seeing “New Moon” in the Theater over at MamaPop (hint, unrealistic looking werewolves is one of them) * * * The Salvation Army and their bells are pissing me off. I will not donate a red penny (or penny of any other color for that matter) until they STOP [...]
Best Nickname Ever
November 11, 2009
I knew (of) this drug dealer in high school. They used to call him “The Duke of Herb”.
Hey, Look Over There!
October 27, 2009
I am gushing about my wine tasting at Shafer on The Whinery. David Cross is bragging about snorting cocaine near Barack Obama (from MamaPop). And I am looking for a job.
Randomness Part 129
June 30, 2009
When I was in high school there was this one guy that went to school with us that said he was a vampire, but I always saw him in the day time and I lived in Tampa. Sunny Florida is no Forks and this guy neither melted nor sparkled. Im also pretty sure he ate [...]
Randomness Part 128
April 27, 2009
Wow. There were a lot of continuity mistakes in the Twilight movie. * Only Matthew can be so sweet and so hilariously inappropriate at the same time. * Cake balloon decorations gone wrong. * Still funny. * Have you checked out In Three Words yet? It is a really fun blog. Your comments have to [...]
Not That You Care…
April 15, 2009
Today is my cats’ birthday. Yes, both of them. Klaus and Sid were my practice twins. They are eight today. On a related note: How would you explain or describe catnip to a four year old?
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