Sarah and the Goon Squad

April 27, 2009 | Randomness

Wow. There were a lot of continuity mistakes in the Twilight movie.

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Only Matthew can be so sweet and so hilariously inappropriate at the same time.

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Cake balloon decorations gone wrong.

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Still funny.

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Have you checked out In Three Words yet? It is a really fun blog. Your comments have to be three words long.

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If you are a fan of women’s sports you shoud be reading Women Talk Sports.

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The Whinery is back. Sweet! An excuse to drink more wine!

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 7:52 am | 5 Comments

April 15, 2009 | Randomness, The Cats

Today is my cats’ birthday. Yes, both of them. Klaus and Sid were my practice twins. They are eight today.

On a related note: How would you explain or describe catnip to a four year old?

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 2:52 pm | 29 Comments

March 26, 2009 | I Have Issues, Randomness

A few minutes ago I thought to myself: The last thing I need in the entire world is Cool Ranch Doritos.

Then I thought about it again. While the fact hold that I really don’t need Cool Ranch Doritos, are they the thing I need least in the world?

No.

There are things I need less.

I have no use for (and nowhere to put) any livestock. I wouldn’t know what to do with a helicopter and if someone were to give me one of those fancy Lladro porcelain figurines I would probably just sell it on ebay and either march my new money right over to the Apple Store or send it to Visa.

There are things I don’t need because I have more than enough already – like cans of tomato soup or Million Mom March bumper stickers.

I have an entire box of Million Mom March bumper stickers in my laundry room. Don’t ask why, but if you want one (or 50) just send me your address and I will mail them to you.

There are things I don’t need because they are bad. I don’t need to get sick. I don’t need a family tragedy. I don’t need to lose my job, but those aren’t really things you don’t need as much as horrible things that you don’t want to happen.

I’ve thought about it a lot now and I don’t know what the one thing would be that I need least in this world, but it probably isn’t Cool Ranch Doritos.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 11:57 am | 26 Comments

March 4, 2009 | Contests, Randomness

Congratulations to my friend Kim from Passion & Art who won my contest. She guessed that I was reading Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk. She hasn’t read the book, but she is quick with the Google.

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What else? Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson had to eat dog treats on German TV.

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I continue to rage against Kurt Warner.

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My newest internet search and win obsession is Swagbucks. Go sign up and see if you can win something. It has a better search engine than Blingo.

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Criss Angel is single again.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 4:16 pm | 4 Comments