Wow. There were a lot of continuity mistakes in the Twilight movie. * Only Matthew can be so sweet and so hilariously inappropriate at the same time. * Cake balloon decorations gone wrong. * Still funny. * Have you checked out In Three Words yet? It is a really fun blog. Your comments have to [...]
Not That You Care…
April 15, 2009
Today is my cats’ birthday. Yes, both of them. Klaus and Sid were my practice twins. They are eight today. On a related note: How would you explain or describe catnip to a four year old?
What I Need Least
March 26, 2009
A few minutes ago I thought to myself: The last thing I need in the entire world is Cool Ranch Doritos. Then I thought about it again. While the fact hold that I really don’t need Cool Ranch Doritos, are they the thing I need least in the world? No. There are things I need [...]
Randomness Part 127
March 4, 2009
Congratulations to my friend Kim from Passion & Art who won my contest. She guessed that I was reading Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk. She hasn’t read the book, but she is quick with the Google. ___ What else? Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson had to eat dog treats on German TV. ___ I continue to [...]
Randomness Part 126
February 13, 2009
Three songs I really like that mention or allude to “Lolita”: “Green Pea Soup” by Alice Donut “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” by The Police “Lolita” by Elefant
Randomness Part 125
January 14, 2009
Thanks to the brilliant kdiddy I now know what it means to Bel-Air somebody. Have you heard of this? I was going to explain it in my own words but it is better if you just read about it here. I expect nothing but Fresh Prince lyrics in my comment section. ___ Anna Glamore, fellow [...]
Randomness Part 124
January 5, 2009
When I was pregnant with The Goon Squad my Dad thought it would be awesome if I could have the kids on either side of midnight so that my twins had different birthdays. This lady had her twins in different years! My Dad is going to be so jealous. (Thanks Karen) You can buy The [...]
While Stuck in the Cell Phone Waiting Area at DCA
December 23, 2008
I was just wondering. If you are pregnant with twins is it legal to drive in the HOV-3 lanes?
Randomness Part 123
December 19, 2008
I read too many blogs. I know this because I realized that the whole time I was reading the Twilight series whenever I read about Alice I was actually picturing Angela from Fluid Pudding. Am I the only person who doesn’t send out Holiday Cards? I am starting to feel like a total tool, but [...]
Randomness Part 122
December 11, 2008
Awwww. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie both got nominated for a Golden Globe this year. How sweet. Maybe they should celebrate by having another child. Seriously. I could not be more sick of these two. I used to love Brad Pitt. He is in several of my favorite movies. Now I just want to not [...]
Randomness Part 121
November 21, 2008
Gabe and I get to go on a date while on vacation. What is the best restaurant in Tampa? An Arrested Development movie? Could it be true? Marriage laws according to the Bible. My Top Chef Season 5 Predictions. This one is for all of the Google perverts out there: Sarah Palin vagina. That is [...]
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