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February 23, 2008 | Searching

Besides being obsessed with search terms that bring people here, I also have a slight addiction to search engines where I can win stuff.

Here is the new one I found yesterday:

I don’t know why I love this stuff so much, but I do. Maybe it is because I won my iPod on Blingo, or some Amazon gift certificates on Winzy.

Or maybe I just need a life.

Oh, just go sign up. Remember if you win, I win.*

Just like that.

Come on. Just do it. If for no other reason, do it because you feel sorry for me. I’ll be taking the twins to a birthday party at My Gym. Normally I would be excited, but I still have a lot of pain in my ribs.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 10:35 am | 5 Comments  

Search Terms of The Week

February 20, 2008 | Searching

Hey, let’s stop talking about how sick I am. Let us instead talk about the whack job searches that have brought people to my little site:

Search Term That Freaked Me the F Out:

my pet snake isn’t eating and sleeping beside me

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Is anyone else getting hundreds of hits a month by people searching “computers internet blog”?

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Do you think the person looking for “coke and dayquil mix” had coca-cola in mind or cocaine? Either way it makes me jittery just thinking about it.

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The Hell?

buttcrack recipe

big girls has a wet poopy diapers with pictures

olsen twins in duct tape and skirt

Dayquil makes you smell

drinking games vegetable thins

do cats hibernate?

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And really, I get this one a lot, but I honestly cannot find the answer so what are the 7 signs of the apocalypse? Do you guys know?

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 9:57 pm | 20 Comments  

Randomness Part 102

January 31, 2008 | Randomness, Searching

My favorite search term from this week: soda can in my ass.

Runner Up: I have to poop McCain.

2nd runner up: Phantom pussy

3rd runner up:can tucky fried chicken.

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My favorite search question of the week: What kind of jeans do hipsters wear?

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A conversation that made me scratch my head:

(Claudia and Ian had gotten in trouble for fighting and Claudia was trying to make up with her brother)

Claudia: Here Ian, I brought you a very special whisk.whisk_magic_goon_squad

Ian: Is it a magic whisk?

Claudia: Yes it is.

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And Another:

Claudia: What are the movies from Netflix?

Me: We got Knuffle Bunny and The Tudors.

Ian : I want to watch The Tooters!

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Search Term that Made me Ill at Ease:

Willie Nelson Vagina Tattoo

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 3:26 pm | 22 Comments  

Best Search Term of the Week

January 14, 2008 | Proof of My Immaturity, Searching

The search term that lead someone to my blog that made me laugh the hardest this week, hands down, is the following:

South Florida Bulls Cornhole.

I know. I know. If there was one little apostrophe I might never stop laughing.

Yes, I know they meant this with the USF Bulls logo on it, but still.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 7:12 pm | 10 Comments  

We Have a Winner!

December 1, 2007 | Contests, Searching, Traffic Experiments

It must be the weekend. I can tell because on Friday nights my hits for midget hermaphrodite porn and Laurie Berkners boobs go through the roof.

My favorite search term from this weekend so far? So I said, “that is my foot”.

Speaking of hits and search terms and whatnot. I bet you are wondering who won the contest?

Ali won in a landslide. She suggested Homer Simpson Vagina Tattoo. I thought she was insane (until I found the tattoo itself – not suitable for a mixed audience), but her search term generated somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 hits and a lot of conversation around my house.

Congratulations Ali! Send me your info and I’ll send you your very own SATGS keychain bottle opener and maybe even some more random crap from my house depending on my mood.

Thanks to everyone who played along, and seriously, who is Kat von D?

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 6:36 pm | 8 Comments  
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