Archive for the 'Searching' Category
My favorite search term from this week: soda can in my ass.
Runner Up: I have to poop McCain.
2nd runner up: Phantom pussy
3rd runner up:can tucky fried chicken.
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My favorite search question of the week: What kind of jeans do hipsters wear?
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A conversation that made me scratch my head:
(Claudia and Ian had gotten in trouble for fighting and Claudia was trying to make up with her brother)
Claudia: Here Ian, I brought you a very special whisk.
Ian: Is it a magic whisk?
Claudia: Yes it is.
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And Another:
Claudia: What are the movies from Netflix?
Me: We got Knuffle Bunny and The Tudors.
Ian : I want to watch The Tooters!
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Search Term that Made me Ill at Ease:
Willie Nelson Vagina Tattoo
Posted by Sarah @
3:26 pm |
The search term that lead someone to my blog that made me laugh the hardest this week, hands down, is the following:
South Florida Bulls Cornhole.
I know. I know. If there was one little apostrophe I might never stop laughing.
Yes, I know they meant this with the USF Bulls logo on it, but still.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Posted by Sarah @
7:12 pm |
It must be the weekend. I can tell because on Friday nights my hits for midget hermaphrodite porn and Laurie Berkners boobs go through the roof.
My favorite search term from this weekend so far? So I said, “that is my foot”.
Speaking of hits and search terms and whatnot. I bet you are wondering who won the contest?
Ali won in a landslide. She suggested Homer Simpson Vagina Tattoo. I thought she was insane (until I found the tattoo itself - not suitable for a mixed audience), but her search term generated somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 hits and a lot of conversation around my house.
Congratulations Ali! Send me your info and I’ll send you your very own SATGS keychain bottle opener and maybe even some more random crap from my house depending on my mood.
Thanks to everyone who played along, and seriously, who is Kat von D?
Posted by Sarah @
6:36 pm |
I will tally the hits for my ongoing contest on December 1st. (I don’t feel guilty about it since I finally sent out the prize from my last contest).
For those of you that are new to the place, I am having a contest to see who could come up with the term that would generate the most traffic.
So far it is looking like Ali has the thing in the bag. She suggested Homer Simpson vagina tattoo.
You would be surprised how many people are looking for that. Some are even looking for a vagina tattoo of Bart Simpson, but if that exists, I haven’t seen it.
No one suggested this term, but since so many people (I can only assume they are NOT Green Bay fans) are looking for a picture of Brett Favre crying, I give you this:
and this:
Maybe I’ll even have another picture to add after the Dallas game tonight.
Now I feel kind of mean. Sorry Brett.
I will announce the official results early next week. There is still time to enter, but it si going to have to be good to beat Ali. She found the pulse of the internet.
Posted by Sarah @
5:40 pm |
September 26, 2007 | Searching
I don’t have anything good again today, so to entertain you I offer another episode of ”Search Term that Have Brought People Here”. I’ve let my sitemeter upgrade expire, so this may be one of the last ones of these, so I hope you like it.
Before we get into these today can I just ask you why so many people are searching for pictures of Laura Bush in a bathing suit?
Is Chef Ramsey really an asshole?
I’ve never met the man, but he sure does curse at people a lot.
poltergeist midget
I always just thought she was really short.
Christian Doodlebops
brown cinnamon midget
I don’t know if I should be hungry or offended.
vomit marbles
ouch.
anal expedition 4 blog
myspace white boy do the wine
I find this one particularly confusing.
i feel wet i think i peed
So instead of searching for it, maybe you ought to try the bathroom.
Dee Dee Doodle Drunk
I do believe that is an alliteration.
vomiting pictures Tampa Bay Bucs
Okay, I get why you ended up here. What I don’t get is why you wanted that picture.
Why does Anthony Wiggle wear different shoes?
noodling nude
Ew. You remember what noodling is, right?
Do tatermitts work?
That’s what I want to know. When I was in Tampa at my parent’s house I was watching tv with my Dad and a commercial for tatermitts came on. I asked him if he thought they worked and he just rolled his eyes at me. Oh well, at least I know where I get my parenting skills.
“tater mitts suck”
Well, there we go.
strollers for parrots
Gordon Ramsay hermaphrodite
Wow. I really doubt it. But wow.
onionbooty
anal rampage
And now for you questions:
is Wubbzy a cat or a mouse?
Ian and Claudia insist he is a mouse.
big butt midgets
What is the seventh sign of the Apocalypse?
I don’t know. Frogs? Armageddon? Zima? American Idol?
Reasons New Jersey Sucks
I think I have two tampons in.
I’m sorry.
Immaturity in Fantasy Football
Does it count that I named one of my teams “Fistful of Peter”? Yeah. That has to count.
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Oh, and hello to my new friends from bookclub. If this is the first post they read they are going to be terrified to show up next month. I’m sure they will be fascinated to see what Mrs. Onionbooty Big But Midget Tatermitts has to say about Steinbeck. I swear, I’m often coherent. Not always, but most of the time.
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3:17 pm |
