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February 20, 2008 | Searching
Hey, let’s stop talking about how sick I am. Let us instead talk about the whack job searches that have brought people to my little site:
Search Term That Freaked Me the F Out:
my pet snake isn’t eating and sleeping beside me
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Is anyone else getting hundreds of hits a month by people searching “computers internet blog”?
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Do you think the person looking for “coke and dayquil mix” had coca-cola in mind or cocaine? Either way it makes me jittery just thinking about it.
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The Hell?
buttcrack recipe
big girls has a wet poopy diapers with pictures
olsen twins in duct tape and skirt
Dayquil makes you smell
drinking games vegetable thins
do cats hibernate?
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And really, I get this one a lot, but I honestly cannot find the answer so what are the 7 signs of the apocalypse? Do you guys know?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
9:57 pm |
My favorite search term from this week: soda can in my ass.
Runner Up: I have to poop McCain.
2nd runner up: Phantom pussy
3rd runner up:can tucky fried chicken.
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My favorite search question of the week: What kind of jeans do hipsters wear?
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A conversation that made me scratch my head:
(Claudia and Ian had gotten in trouble for fighting and Claudia was trying to make up with her brother)
Claudia: Here Ian, I brought you a very special whisk.
Ian: Is it a magic whisk?
Claudia: Yes it is.
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And Another:
Claudia: What are the movies from Netflix?
Me: We got Knuffle Bunny and The Tudors.
Ian : I want to watch The Tooters!
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Search Term that Made me Ill at Ease:
Willie Nelson Vagina Tattoo
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
3:26 pm |
The search term that lead someone to my blog that made me laugh the hardest this week, hands down, is the following:
South Florida Bulls Cornhole.
I know. I know. If there was one little apostrophe I might never stop laughing.
Yes, I know they meant this with the USF Bulls logo on it, but still.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
7:12 pm |
It must be the weekend. I can tell because on Friday nights my hits for midget hermaphrodite porn and Laurie Berkners boobs go through the roof.
My favorite search term from this weekend so far? So I said, “that is my foot”.
Speaking of hits and search terms and whatnot. I bet you are wondering who won the contest?
Ali won in a landslide. She suggested Homer Simpson Vagina Tattoo. I thought she was insane (until I found the tattoo itself – not suitable for a mixed audience), but her search term generated somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 hits and a lot of conversation around my house.
Congratulations Ali! Send me your info and I’ll send you your very own SATGS keychain bottle opener and maybe even some more random crap from my house depending on my mood.
Thanks to everyone who played along, and seriously, who is Kat von D?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
6:36 pm |
I will tally the hits for my ongoing contest on December 1st. (I don’t feel guilty about it since I finally sent out the prize from my last contest).
For those of you that are new to the place, I am having a contest to see who could come up with the term that would generate the most traffic.
So far it is looking like Ali has the thing in the bag. She suggested Homer Simpson vagina tattoo.
You would be surprised how many people are looking for that. Some are even looking for a vagina tattoo of Bart Simpson, but if that exists, I haven’t seen it.
No one suggested this term, but since so many people (I can only assume they are NOT Green Bay fans) are looking for a picture of Brett Favre crying, I give you this:
and this:
Maybe I’ll even have another picture to add after the Dallas game tonight.
Now I feel kind of mean. Sorry Brett.
I will announce the official results early next week. There is still time to enter, but it si going to have to be good to beat Ali. She found the pulse of the internet.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
5:40 pm |
