Metal Mariachi. Hat tip to Laurie, Google Reader and NPR.
When we walked down to the lobby the concierge said “Can I help you ladies?” I said: “Yes. This might sound strange, but I am looking for the Wienermobile.” All three of us stifled back some laughter and he said “Actually, I know exactly what you are talking about and it was parked out front [...]
Yeah, you hear me. THE STROM.
It isn’t even 5:00 PM yet and my county has already canceled school tomorrow due to Snopocalypse II: Electric Boogaloo. The kids are going ape shit. They already tried to wash the mirror with bright purple foaming kids soap. My local twitter prognosticators are saying that school probably won’t be back in until Tuesday at [...]
My children believe in God. That isn’t that big of a deal except that we aren’t very religious people. My children believe in God and they like to tell me that. A lot. Sometimes I think they like to rub it in because I am an Atheist, and while I support their beliefs I’m not [...]
You will never guess what I did. I signed up for Tae Kwon Do. Well, I was tricked into signing up for Tae Kwon Do. Let me back up a little bit. My five year old son has been dying to take Tae Kwon Do ever since he found out that his best friend at [...]
Ian: How do you spell we? Claudia: W – E . Ian: No, not that kind of we. Claudia: W – I – I . Me: agape
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The Gagging Sounds are Coming from Me Originally uploaded by Sarah606 In all honesty, while neither is my first choice of beverage, I have no prejudices against Budweiser or Clamato. It is the thought of the two of them mixed together that makes me wretch.