I’m not much of a cook. I like to eat, but I really don’t enjoy cooking at all. Some of this stems from the fact that when I was in college one of my roommates gave me a hard time and said I screwed up a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. After she said [...]
You Get What You Pay For
June 19, 2006
I’ve been trying to post my picture for The Weekend Words Challenge (Why do I keep calling it the Weekly Word Challenge, that must be a crossword puzzle of something) for 40 minutes now. I guess I don’t need to explain that blogger is broken. As usual. (scowling) If I move, will you guys follow [...]
A Bib Could Have Solved this Problem
June 16, 2006
Other titles considered for this post: – Don’t Freak Out – It’s Just Tomato – I Think We’re Going to Need another UCF Shirt – It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding) – That Big Cut on His Head is Totally Unrelated to the Gore on His Shirt In other news, the big cut on his [...]
Did you see what Rob just did to my kitchen?
May 5, 2006
While you are watching this video (go watch this video) please keep these things in mind: 1) The kids and I are on vacation in Florida. I haven’t been home in over two weeks. 2) All of this footage would appear to have been shot in my house. 3) My husband is 30 years old. [...]
The Chuck E. Fiasco
September 30, 2005
I apologize right off the bat for not having any picturesof the kids. The Chuck E. Cheese party was way too chaotic for me to stop and pose The Squad. I did get a couple shots of the back of their heads, but I’m hoping Bridgette’s pictures come out better. I would like to begin [...]
Oops
July 30, 2005
My family had this conversation about an hour ago: Gabe: I looked online at Target for 8 X 8 frames and they didn’t have… Me: Dick? Gabe: Dick. Ian: Dick! We’ve been trying to get better about our foul mouths and we’ve really made some progress, but not enough, apparently.
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